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[marypops!]

My sister burnt her food... I'm eating a few of the burnt chips she leftover. Pie still isn't set...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

We watched "When A Stranger Calls" at the party... I don't like scary movies!
It wasn't that scary...
But...
The crazy stranger guy called the babysitter and was like "Have you checked on the children?" and then she goes and checks on the kids, they're okay, and then he calls again "Are the children okay?" and she's like "What do you want from me?!" and he goes "I want your blood all over me." D:

Then, the worst part was, she called the police and the police told her she needed to stay connected to the crazy stranger for at least 60 seconds, so they can track the call... she accomplishes that then the police call again and he's like "Jill... we tracked the call... it's coming from inside the house" and then she goes crazy freaking out. Whew, intense!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

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Okay, I need to fix this. I need to be winning the Top Poster War.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Halloween over, check
Now to wait for Thanksgiving.
AND THEN CHRISTMAS

Atleast now it's November. I was getting sick of October.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Yankees win! THHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAANKEEEEEEEES WIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

-Beat Boston
-Beat Twins
-Beat Rays
-Best comeback in Play off History

I am satisfied

 

[MickeyisBeast]

It's okay to be jealous, having to live in the shadow of the best team.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

10 Reasons to Hate the Red Sox
[Stolen]

The fans

Red Sox Nation? They weren't even known as "Red Sox Nation" until they started winning championships, which in case New Englanders forget (and it seems they have) was only a few years ago. Before 2004, Red Sox fans were like Cubs fans: lovable losers. You felt sorry for them when Bucky Dent, Bill Buckner and Aaron Boone happened. Then they won a World Series and then another and now they, including all the bandwagon jumpers, parade around like they invented the game. They were more fun — and a whole lot classier — when they were cursed.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Bill Buckner

Yeah, Red Sox fans are all peachy with Bill Buckner, the supposed goat of the 1986 World Series, these days. But from 1986 until the Red Sox won in 2004? They treated Buckner like dirt, running him out of town and making him live in shame all because the Red Sox didn't have the jam to hold on to a 3-0 lead in Game 7 two nights after Buckner had the audacity to let a grounder skip between his legs.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Later I need to change my sig.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Manny being Manny

If any other player pulled some of the stunts Manny Ramirez has, he would be considered a troublemaker. But everyone just smiles, shrugs and says, "That's Manny being Manny," and that makes it all okay? Try that at work tomorrow. Goof off and when the boss says something, just say, "Hey, that's Joe being Joe," and see what happens. Okay, honestly? I used to love Manny, and you can't deny he is one of the best hitters in the history of the game. But he lost my support when he reportedly shoved the team's traveling secretary over the weekend for not getting him enough tickets. That's not Manny being Manny. That's Manny being a jerk.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

It's a Boston thing

The Patriots, the Celtics, and the Red Sox? I'm sorry for everyone who lives in New England. Being ripped off of the dreams of having a good sports team. They're stuck with three of the most annoying teams in sports history.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

They're jerks

Think of some of the legendary names in Red Sox history: Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk, Carl Yastrzemski, Jim Rice. Know what two things they have in common? They were all great players. And they were all crotchety, cranky and ornery cusses.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Curt Schilling

I know he's not around, and, sincerely, we hate to see anyone's career end on an injury. But …

Shut up. Please. Please shut up. You talk too much. Remember a few years ago when he popped off on Lou Piniella, claiming Piniella no longer knows how the game is played? (This year's NL Central standings suggest otherwise.) That's just one of like a million things Schilling, right, has said over the years — to newspaper reporters, on the radio, on TV … in his own blog! I swear, someday a YouTube clip is going to show him rubbing ketchup on that, ahem, bloody sock. Okay, we get it, you had a cut on your foot. They're rich but act poor

For years, Red Sox fans bellyached about their rivals, the Yankees, and how much money the Yankees would spend on players. Well, you know what? You guys are the Yankees, too. You win championships because you spend money. So don't act like you're the organization with all the sharp baseball minds who built through the draft and shrewd waiver-wire pickups with a tiny payroll. That's the Rays, not you guys.

Oh yeah, sure, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein, right, is a genius. It takes real brilliance to recognize that Josh Beckett and Mike Lowell are, uh, pretty good and we should write them a check from a limitless bank account. No, genius is trading away a player like Delmon Young for Matt Garza and Jason Bartlett.


[I don't really agree that they're the Yankees... I would never want any of those players to call themselves a Yankee. I'd rather eat ketchep all day long for five years. But they do need to shut up and stop complaining that they have no money. Hello, you've got the 2nd highest pay rolls in MLB, one spot behind the Yankees. Oh look... they're behind the Yankees once again! It must suck always being second...]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Jason Varitek's C

Jason Varitek is the Red Sox captain, and he wears a "C" on his uniform. This isn't hockey. Why is he the only guy in baseball wearing a C? In fact, what does a baseball captain even do? Wearing a "C" is just arrogant. "Hey, look at us, we have a captain." "Hey, lookie at me. I'm the leader." The Yankees have a captain, too, but you don't see Derek Jeter feeling the need to announce to the world that he has a job that has no duties. If you want to lead, then lead. But you don't have to tell everyone that you lead.

[Amen. Jeter isn't a big head like some people... He's the best baseball player of the century, and he knows he is, but his head isn't massive and he isn't all about me, myself, and I. And that's the best thing about him. He's level headed.]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Coco Crisp and Jonathan Papelbon

Don't get us started on Coco. He starts all the trouble by spiking Akinori Iwamura then has the nerve to storm the mound when James Shields hits him in the leg? Whatever. Everything calms down, everything is evened up then Papelbon, right, runs his mouth about the whole thing not being over. Unless you plan on grabbing a bat and standing in a batter's box, you probably shouldn't say anything. And while we're at it, does Kevin Youkilis have to wet his pants and throw helmets every time he gets called out on strikes or pops up with a runner on third and one out?

[Coco Crisp? Who would name their child to sound like a cereal? Nut heads...]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Whoa whoa whoa, I do NOT like this 10th statement. Let me fix it... [changes are bolded]

They're idiots

Bottom line is they have more idiots than any team over the past four years. And two more than the Rays. They have Manny and Big Papi banging people. They have Josh Beckett and Dice-K blowing bubbles. They have Kevin Youkilis and Mike Lowell hitting foul balls and Jacoby Ellsbury stealin candy from babies. And Jonathan Papelbon throwing peas at old ladies. Their manager might be the best in idiot-cy, and, yes, even their kid GM seems to know what he's doing about playing cards. Plus, well, they do play in the ugliest stadium in sports.

Don't you just love that they suck?

Oh, much better.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

10 Reasons to Hate Red Sox Fans
There Are Actually 101 Reasons, But Here Are the Ten Best
[Stolen]


Maybe It's not their fault.

Heck, most of them have only been baseball fans for a few years.

Nevertheless, it sure seems that Boston Red Sox fans have become the most annoying rooters in all of professional sports. Yet the big media outlets, especially ESPN and Fox Television, continue to give them preferential treatment. Folks like Joe Buck and Bill Simmons are constantly praising Red Sox fans for their alleged long term loyalty to the club and their supposed "special bond" with the team.

Most absurd, of course, is how we are repeatedly being force fed this notion that America is in love with "Red Sox Nation."

Yeah, baseball fans sure have been asked to eat a lot of crap over the past few years when it comes to the Red Sox faithful. Which was okay for a while. Some of these people had indeed suffered a lot before the 2004 postseason. But the grace period is now officially over. It's time to judge Boston Red Sox fans by the harsh light of day.

So, without further delay, here are the Top 10 Reasons to Hate Red Sox Fans.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

#1. After all those years of incessant whining and crying about how losing builds special character, they finally win and exhibit no grace or dignity or "character" whatsoever.

[YES. Just be quiet, you hypocrits!]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

#2. Cowboy Up! This may have been the most ridiculous rallying cry in sports history. New England Cowboys. Just like George W. Bush.

[I really don't even get it... they're socks... not cowboys...]

 

[I Am What I Am]

Whoa whoa whoa, I do NOT like this 10th statement. Let me fix it... [changes are bolded]

They're idiots

Bottom line is they have more idiots than any team over the past four years. And two more than the Rays. They have Manny and Big Papi banging people. They have Josh Beckett and Dice-K blowing bubbles. They have Kevin Youkilis and Mike Lowell hitting foul balls and Jacoby Ellsbury stealin candy from babies. And Jonathan Papelbon throwing peas at old ladies. Their manager might be the best in idiocy, and, yes, even their kid GM seems to know what he's doing about playing cards. Plus, well, they do play in the ugliest stadium in sports.

Don't you just love that they suck?

Oh, much better.

I fixed it.