Fairywings
Perry/Perrin
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OOC: I'm doing the quote today since I found a funny one, though it might be a little subtle.
"Professor Trelawney behaved almost normally until the very end of Christmas dinner*, two hours later. Full to bursting with Christmas dinner and still wearing their party hats, Harry and Ron got up first from the table and she shrieked loudly.
'My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?'
'Dunno,' said Ron, looking uneasily at Harry.
'I doubt it will make much difference,' said Professor McGonagall coldly, 'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall.'
Even Ron laughed. Professor Trelawney looked highly affronted.
'Coming?' Harry said to Hermione.
'No,' Hermione muttered, 'I want a quick word with Professor McGonagall.'
'Probably trying to see if she can take any more classes,' yawned Ron as they made their way into the entrance hall, which was completely devoid of mad axe-men."
-PoA page 230
*they're actually at lunch
"Professor Trelawney behaved almost normally until the very end of Christmas dinner*, two hours later. Full to bursting with Christmas dinner and still wearing their party hats, Harry and Ron got up first from the table and she shrieked loudly.
'My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?'
'Dunno,' said Ron, looking uneasily at Harry.
'I doubt it will make much difference,' said Professor McGonagall coldly, 'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall.'
Even Ron laughed. Professor Trelawney looked highly affronted.
'Coming?' Harry said to Hermione.
'No,' Hermione muttered, 'I want a quick word with Professor McGonagall.'
'Probably trying to see if she can take any more classes,' yawned Ron as they made their way into the entrance hall, which was completely devoid of mad axe-men."
-PoA page 230
*they're actually at lunch