I have to say...this has to be my favorite thread on the DIS ever. Something about
adherence to rules (closing the gate) VS
politeness (holding the gate open for those behind you). I'm sure these were BOTH things we were all taught as kids. And, in this case, it seems like they can not exist simultaneously. Very interesting.
Anyway, I noticed that a lot of people seem to be suggesting this: If someone is waiting at the gate to enter after you, simply allow them to go through first. You'll be able to tell fairly quickly if they have a legitimate Poly magic band.
It made me imagine what would happen if two folks from this thread happened to meet up at the Poly gate. I imagine it going something like this:

"Please, after you."
"No, after you."
"Really, feel free...go ahead of us."
"No, no it would really make me happy if you went first."
"Here, let me hold your things while you get your magic bands."
"No, no...I must insist...after you."
"It would make my day just magical if I could let you get a lounge chair before me."
"Well, my day would just be filled with pixie dust if you could dip your toe in the water first."
"So, tell me: what building are your staying in here at the Poly?"
"I was just going to ask you the same thing."
And, on and on and on.....
Passive-aggressive-DIS-thread-knowledge-overload.
