The Political Correctness Thread

[CMDTA]

The goal of this thread is to assist Disney in tightening up it's operation and limit liability. We will do this by informing Disney of various areas where they need to increase their political correctness and / or censorship.

The following areas should be focused on:

Character Changes
Food Items
Restaurants
Attractions
Cast Member Attire
Entertainment
More Accurate Attraction Sponsors

(Please note - this is a humorous thread. Mean or offensive posts will not be tolerated.)

 

[CMDTA]

Donald Duck needs to start wearing pants!

I'm tired of having to run up to random kids and cover their eyes in an effort to protect them from being exposed to such lewdness.

 

[CMDTA]

Dopey needs to be renamed!

How offensive to call that poor developmentally disabled man a dope. They should call him by his real name - Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff.

 

[Patch'sD]

If Mickey is a mouse, Pluto is a Dog, and Donald is a Duck. What is Goofy (From the movie Stand By Me)

 

[CMDTA]

Turkey Legs should be renamed to Freakish Poultry Like Appendage.

 

[Patch'sD]

Equal Opportunity: Male Princesses
Equal Opportunity: Besides Mickey Pancakes, Donald Duck LaGrange, Clarabell Porter Houses, Pluto Dogs, Three little pigs in a blanket, and Scrambled Daisy Duck eggs.

 

[lynxstch]

Haven't thought of one yet, but I am loving this thread!

 

[CMDTA]

The Mad Tea Party should from here on be sponsored by Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

Need to barf? Try Canada Dry!

 

[CMDTA]

The Disney Villains should no longer be called "Villains" but instead "Happiness Challenged Individuals".

 

[AppleDumpling]

Donald Duck needs to start wearing pants!

Yep, and Winnie the Pooh too!

At least Donald has a hat as part of his outfit to distract from his bare bottom. Pooh has just a little red shirt.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

The Dwarves are now to be known as "Little People", and they should be given membership in the miner's union.

 

[Wishing on a star]

Ohhh, nothing is coming to me right away, but this is TOO funny!!!

 

[CMDTA]

The Brown Derby shall be renamed "The Brown Hat". Some people don't know what a derby is and we don't want to confuse them. That could upset them in which case they might spend less money and we'll have to raise ticket prices...again...even more than we were going to...the dining plan too....and resort...higher resort fees....and high parking fees....just open your wallet.

 

[CMDTA]

Grumpy needs to be renamed. A serotonin deficiency can be very serious. Labeling him based on a serious condition is just mean.

 

[CMDTA]

The Hall of Presidents will from this date on be sponsored by Unisom.

If that didn't put you to sleep, try us!

 

[CMDTA]

A Dole Whip Float will now be called "Dole Whip Pineapple and Crack Float" to better represent it's effects on the human body.

 

[CMDTA]

The viral "Grumpy Mom" should be renamed "Typical Mom". What mother hasn't made that face after a long day in the hot sun, herding wild children, grumpy husbands, and having their wallet drained, credit card maxed out, and forced to eat food that isn't even close to being on their diet.

 

[gemini2727]

As a pale person, I am offended by the character name of "Snow White". She can't help her fair complexion.
I would prefer "Melanin-Challenged Maiden".
However, that points out her marital status, which also offends me, so perhaps "Melanin-Challenged Woman" instead.

 

[Diznotyzed]

I would feel better if I could ride an attraction called "The Tower of Major Apprehension".

 

[DeaverTex]

More dwarf renaming:
Sleepy would become Sleep Deprived
Sneezy would become Perrenial Allergic Rhinitis Sufferer
Bashful would become Socially Challenged

Rapunzel will no longer be allowed to carry a frying pan, because it clearly glorifies violence. She should have a cell phone instead, with 911 on speed dial.

All pirates will be removed from Peter Pan related activities, as stalkers and likely practitioners of what I shall call socially unacceptable activities involving children. The Lost Boys will be reformed as the Maturity Deprived Lost Humyns, with all vestiges of gender discrimination abolished.