The People Mover Is Not Safe!!

[sunshine1]

Oh god and the Elevator at the Hollywood Tower is always broken

My life flashed right before me when i wemt on the broken elevator.

Was lucky to get out of there alive.

 

[larryz]

My life flashed right before me when i went on the broken elevator.

Well, when I rode it, it was so scary, someone else's life flashed before my eyes...

 

[ChimCher-ee]

I mean... who knew elephants could fly?

I've seen a horse fly, and a dragon fly, and a house fly too...

Seriously tho - - I hope no one in the offices gets any ideas here. Please, no seat belts for People Mover! They get so disgustingly dirty and caked and crusted...

 

[wdw4rfam]

I AGREE, WDW is unsafe. We were put in boats in all the parks with NO LIFE JACKETS.

 

[MrsDuck]

Guys, we haven't even discussed the run away train in BTMR or the strangely enlarged spinning tea cups that plague MK!

 

[marthachick]

And there are mice everywhere!

 

[MrPTato]

Back side of water is kinda scary. What if the boat stops and we are trapped?

 

[MrPTato]

Or even the acid spitting camel by the magic carpets.

 

[mshanson3121]

Guys, we haven't even discussed the run away train in BTMR or the strangely enlarged spinning tea cups that plague MK!

Oh, it's about time those things were brought up! They are DANGEROUS! I mean, they put three of us in a cup, with NO seat belts or restraints of any kind! Then, the whole platform started spinning around and what's more, they let these two maniac children turn a wheel to spin the cup so fast that I lost my balance (and almost my breakfast) and we were all sliding around in the cup, while these two terrorists laughed hysterically. Seriously, I mean, there could have been bruises, concussions, broken bones, upchucking, I think we were spinning so fast I almost flew right out of the teacup! Disney has to be shut down.

 

[DVCcurious]

If the people mover isn't safe how safe can those parking lot trams be? From now on I'll walk to my car, thank you very much!

 

[christineann]

I was in a limo at Hollywood Studios, and the driver violated more traffic laws than I can count just to get us to an Aerosmith concert.

 

[Doug M]

We got on a truck with no windows or seatbelts along with 20-30 others and our driver drove within 50 feet of several lions, allegators, hippos, and rhinos and even stopped repeatidly right next to several other large animals. I was terrified.

 

[Hudson Hornet]

I almost got eaten by a dinosaur on a ride in Animal Kingdom one time.

That's nothing! I had my head torn off by a hitch hiking ghost! I think I have PTSD!

 

[soniam]

Just the other day, I heard of one of our most beloved DISers, Rusty Scupper, got run over by an ECV. Absolutely nothing is safe at WDW, if we can't just even walk around. (Actually, he did get hit pretty hard by the ECV and blood flowed, so I am not trying to minimize his pain and suffering.)

 

[galaxygirl76]

This one time I was on that ride where you see movie scenes and our tour hostess got shot at, took off, and some gangster took over our vehicle! I was so upset I still wake up screaming several times a night!

 

[YawningDodo]

It is scheduled to start the week after they convert the Tiki Room to the new "The Birds" attraction, modeled after the Hitchcock interpretation. Hardhats and goggles will become mandatory.

...I would totally ride this ride, sadly.

 

[evilqueenmindy]

lets bot forget that poachers used to break in to animal kingdom on the reg. With security breaches like that happening DAILY, I never felt comfortable. But I heard they fixed it.

 

[married2mm]

This thread is an absolute hoot.

What about the cannons at DHS also?

 

[lustergirl]

Funny thread

 

[BrianL]

Ever try to take a routine commuter flight to Endor? Last time some lousy rebel spy stowed aboard and Imperial troops were chasing us across the galaxy! Didn't the security droid scan everybody? Next time I'm driving!