The one with the dusty, wrinkly, moldy-oldy 4 day park hopper ticket from 1992! August 2025 Trip Report

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This was honestly one of my favorite parts of the whole trip - it was so beautiful and peaceful! This is exactly what Matt and I meant when we said we needed to slow down and see more of the parks than we previously have. We spent the next 30 minutes or so (I can only slow down so much, OK??? :rotfl: ) sipping our shared coffee & eating our slice of pumpkin bread while we pointed out all the animals we saw. It is so wild to me that these were hand carved and with a time limit on how long the artists had too- only something like 6 hours or so til the epoxy started to dry??? So crazy!! I can't even draw a stick figure and there are people with this amount of skill level. It's insane!
 
After our restful breakfast/coffee we moseyed over to DinoLand, USA (tear!!! I can't even say the name of the land without being sad that it's leaving) for what would end up being our last ride on this attraction :( Now I really might cry!!!!!

When we were in the pre-show and Dr. Seeker goes "What could go wrong?" Matt muttered under his breath "..I need to call my bookie" as a joke and DS5 goes "yeah, I need to call my Wookiee" :rotfl:

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For loving this ride, those two sure look scared ;)

Thankfully Matt had taken Dramamine so wasn't feeling too icky afterward. After getting off, DD6 had requested more characters so we got in the line for Moana at 9:20am. The estimated wait was 25 minutes and it ended up being closer to 35, but I suppose character lines are hard to gauge since you don't know how long each family is going to spend with her etc.

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Such a beautiful queue/area!!

While in line, we were behind a family of 5 who were probably the worst behaved family (and yes I'll include the parents in that as well) I'd ever encountered. They had twin girls about 7 I would guess and a boy around 9 or 10 and they were absolutely destructive - ripping up plants and shaking/pushing on the pole that held the divider rope, attempting to knock it out of the ground.... it was pure chaos. The dad had left at some point in the queue to get coffee or something and the mom absolutely did not care that her 3 children were being so destructive to Disney property. Eventually the dad came back and then even joined in on the chaos, was chasing lizards and being super aggressive trying to catch them. Matt and I (and even DS5 & DD6) all just sort of watched in horror. At one point a CM came between our two families to pick up some litter that was in the wooded area to the left of the queue (I was sure to tell her that she IS the magic) and I was so surprised that she didn't say anything to Destructo Family. Not that it matters and I'm not even sure why I'm including it but all 5 of them (mom + dad + 3 kids) were all sooooo good looking and well dressed that it was super out of place seeing a family of basically super models acting like they belonged in a zoo. They looked like the picture perfect family and like I said it was really off-putting seeing them act so poorly. ANYWAY. Back to Moana. ::yes::

Eventually it was our turn!

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The kids had a really cute exchange with her, asking where Maui is and she said that he's super busy demi God-ing (yes it's a verb apparently!) but that he sometimes swings by to visit and that he shape shifts into one of those little lizards. She said that the way to know whether it's Maui or just a regular lizard is if you see the lizard doing push ups - that's DEFINITELY Maui if you see that.

Good to know! We kept our eyes peeled all day.
 
At this point we were really just trying to let the kids guide us through the park, and as we passed it DS5 wanted to check out the otter grotto so we went down the stairs into the cool dark cave for a bit to see what the otters were up to.

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We somehow made our way back to the Tree of Life after that and noticed Pocahontas was back there!

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Unfortunately just as we approached her the CM let us know that she was off to look for berries so was not going to be able to visit, darn. We instead looked at the tortoises nearby for a while.

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After the tortoises we attempted a couple DIY family photos, even though the wall is up I still think they're pretty cute!

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Again we were really just leisurely wandering at this point, and found ourselves in Africa where DS5 wanted to bang on the drums.

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It was right after a particularly hard whack that I noticed he had just banged his hand right on a pile of bird poop, ha! So I got out the wipes and wiped his hands off. Out of curiosity, I slid a wipe against the surface of one of the drums and the wipe was BLACK so that is pretty gross, take that information as you will :laughing:
 
I asked the others if they wanted to take the Wildlife Express Train to Rafiki's Planet Watch which we all agreed to. We were getting pretty hungry (it was only 10:25am by this point!) so we agreed that after taking the train back we would make our way next door to Harambe for lunch, followed by Pandora for 2nd lunch.

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We sat right behind the engine and had a great ride, I loved seeing things "behind the scenes"!

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When we got off, I had the kids pose in front of the engine so I could send the picture to my dad (a real life engineer for the railroad) when the conductor spotted us and asked if we wanted to sit inside the engine. uhhh, yeah!

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So he let the kids on and even let them honk the horn several times- it was magical! This CM looked so young and reminded me a lot of my little brother - was so wholesome and kind, I made note of his name (Carlos) so I could enter a Cast Compliment for him. He handed the kids a cute little card, naming them honorary conductors!

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Seriously, we were so lucky with the amount of magic this trip!!

The rest of the people on the train had long left, so we didn't really know where we were going. We eventually wound our way around the trail until we found the Wilderness Explorer station, which was empty save for the lone CM who was working. He gave each kid a booklet and a pencil and explained what they needed to do (go around this little garden area and circle all the animals they are able to find) which they had an absolute BLAST doing. This was our first time doing anything Wilderness Explorer related, despite seeing the stations all around the park! I only got video of the experience, no pictures. After the kids found all the animals and got their sticker in the book, we moved on.

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This mural thing gives big 90s/2000s vibes IMO - it reminds me a lot of our local 'free' zoo called Como Park here in St. Paul where we had a lot of our school field trips as a kid! That and Zaboomafoo- which apparently is making a comeback because my kids mention watching clips of it in school! So I was feeling pretty nostalgic looking at it :laughing:

I think because of the nature of the petting zoo, my phone stayed in my pocket the entire time so I have no further pictures to commemorate our time there! I do remember one goat in particular was kind of over being touched by all the young kids and was trying to dodge them when he happened to get within arms reach and so I bent over and gave him a scratch - where he stopped dead in his tracks LOL I surmised that he liked these long sharp nails giving him good scratches, so I obliged for the next couple minutes.

Eventually we left the Affection Station (scrubbing our hands with soap & water long and good haha!) and made our way back to the train. Our stomachs were definitely grumbling at this point!

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Matt and I had a delicious lunch, the kids opting for the Satu'li lunch options instead so they just kind of hung out while we ate. After eating (it was delish) we made our way to Satu'li, stopping first at two Wilderness Explorer stations where we learned a TON. Did you know that venus fly traps are native to North and South Carolina?!?!??! And that there are 600 species of carnivorous plants?!?!? Cause I sure didn't! I think Matt and I were more flabbergasted and asking more questions/interested in what the CM was saying than the kids, ha!! I was slapping my forehead big time for not starting this Wilderness Explorer thing sooner!

Satu'li was an absolute mess, with the CM at the door not letting people in unless their mobile order showed it was ready for pick up (which I understand the need for crowd control, but that just meant there was a huge crowd OUTSIDE the doors). The kids entertained themselves with their WE books while Matt and I took a selfie.

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DS5 at some point in that wait said he had to go to the bathroom so Matt took him. DD6 took it upon herself to angle both of their fans at her face, let out a big sigh and said "ahhhh, I'm living my best life" :rotfl2: which of course gave me a good laugh!

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Wouldn't you know it, when Matt & DS5 are gone is when my app alerted me that the food was ready so I heaved that giant stroller into the building and weaved my way to the Mobile Order Pickup window. I had ordered 2 kids meals: the cheeseburger steamed pod and the all-beef hot dog wrapped in dough which I had told the kids was an alien version of a hot dog to get them more likely to try it since it obviously looked nothing like a hot dog, ha! I had also ordered the green beer for Matt and I to try. When the CM put the two plates & the beer down I thought to myself "shoot" (or some other similar, grown up word ;)) and wondered how on earth I was going to do this? Why do I always seem to make this mistake, ha! It's hard enough for me to steer the giant stroller on it's own, let alone adding a full cup of beer and 2 (glass/ceramic- definitely breakable anyway) plates full of food.

I ended up combining the food to one plate, taking 2 big sips of the beer (it was okay, not our favorite) until I could precariously set it inside the sling-type cup holder that came with the stroller, and have DD6 hold the plate of food, requesting she be extremely careful to try not to spill. I then did a lap around the restaurant looking for an open seat but found nothing. Matt called me by that point, obviously having come back to where we were standing and finding us gone. I told him the scoop and asked him to start looking for a table outside. Not ideal since one of the reasons I placed this mobile order was because I knew it granted you access to the indoor (AC) dining, but what was I going to do? So DD6 and I made our way back outside where Matt thankfully found a table in the shade and we sat down for the kids lunch.

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I doubt DS5 wanted much to do with that burger pod but DD6 and I enjoyed it!

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It was about 12:30 by this point, and Matt and I were trying to figure out what we wanted to do. The wait times were up there, and it was (obviously) boiling hot since it's noon and August in FL. We had done a ton, and the kids were asking to go to the pool so we said sure and after lunch slowly made our way toward the park exit.
 


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