well i emailed santa...
check out this part of his reply...
Let's see what you put in your letter for Christmas wishes: 1. pair of chuck taylors; 2. boyfriend and; 3. cd player. Well, I have something to tell you about that cd player and the other presents you asked for. The good news is that an elf is working hard on them right now! The bad news is that its our dear elf friend "Clumsy". We really do love Clumsy (he really does make good presents!) -- I just wish he'd be a little more, well, careful sometimes. (I know he's being extra careful with your presents). Anyway, if you don't get a cd player this year, I hope you won't be too upset with me. On the other hand, I guess you'll know who made you the other presents!?! HO!! Ho!! ho!! Well that *would* be quite a present if I brought you a boyfriend for Christmas! But, as you know, that's one present the elves can't make -- and anyway the last time I stuck a new boyfriend in my toy sack to deliver Christmas Eve they weren't too happy with me by the time I dropped them down the chimney! (Besides, I know you're going to find a very nice boyfriend all on your own without any help from me.)