Smith: Its... Its so cold in here man. Im lookin for Dave, I cant find him, Im getting worried.
Meanwhile Jade is throwing fake snow in his face.
Davey: Im cursed with big hair its true.
Jason: You didnt mention it in the interview and now 15 years later I was wondering if youd talk about it? (Davey having to shave his Mohawk)
Davey: Yes I will be completely candid with you. Heres a true story. Much like now, then, when people would ask me stupid questions about my hair, I would make stuff up. And so after being so tired of people asking me why I cut my hair, I finally at one point said: It was a court order. And I think I made up some story to go with it at the time.
Jade: We knew it was going to be an amazing night.
Davey: It was an interesting night.
Jade: Yeah, the roof collapsed on us while we were playing.
Davey: Yep, and the stage was like 8 feet tall...
Jade: But only two of us could stand on the stage and two of us had to stand on the floor because it was only like a 4 foot by 4 foot stage.
Davey: And remember there was the stripper store next door that sold like the long (couldnt hear what he said) and remember there were the strippers with the fangs?
Jade: Uh uh
Davey: Yeah, there were these two strippers that came to the show and they had... It was back when having actual fangs....
Interviewer: Does that make you proud to be from Long Island, Jason?
Jason: .... uh no not really.
Dr. Drew: Whats up Jaden?
Jaden: Hi, first I wanted to say........
Dr. Drew: Turn off your radio.
Jaden: What?
Dr. Drew: Turn off your radio.
Jaden: Oh, sorry. So, first I wanted to say, Jade I absolutely love you. I actually got my name changed to Jaden because of you.
Jade: Woah! Why not just Jade then?
Jaden: Well, cuz... cuz I didnt want it to be exactly like it so um I...
Jade: Jade the 2nd.
Jaden: ...have people call me Jade.
Dr. Drew: What do your parents call you?
Jaden: They call me Jaden I dont let them call me my other name.
Jade: Oh, did you legally change it?
Jaden: Yeah, I just switched it so I made it my first name and then my original first name is now my middle name.
Dr. Drew: What was your original first name?
Jaden: It was Leandra.
Dr. Drew: Leandra.
Jade: See Im named after Mick Jaggers Daughter so your now basicly named after Mick Jaggers daughter too.
Jaden: Haha awesome.
Dr. Drew: We are engaged deeply in a Match Game.
Davey: Oh yes.
Dr. Drew: Katie, My mother is thinking about blanking my blank for me. There are some very very cool, interesting creative solutions to this match game have been spinning around this room. So, um, Davey you go first, Ill go second, I like Jades...
Davey: Yeah, I like Jades too. I didnt think about it too much but Im gonna say my mother is thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend for me.
Jade: Thats practical.
Davey: You know. Itd be odd.
Dr. Drew: So, ending my relationship for me.
Davey: Yeah
Dr. Drew: Its one word, anyway ok, I will say piercing my lip for me. And Jade...
Jade: I was thinking having my child as like a surrogate mother.
Dr. Drew: I love that one.
Davey: I like that one.
Dr. Drew: Now heres whats a little bit unsettling for me: Tyler back there is stone faced, and thats never a good sign.
Davey: You mean we lost?
Dr. Drew: It either means we won or we lost bad.
Davey: Ok
Dr. Drew: Katie whats up?
Katie: Uh... not much.
Dr. Drew: my mother is thinking about blanking my blank for me. Fill out the match game.
Katie: Should I tell em?
Davey and Jade: Yeah were ready.
Katie: Ok yeah having my baby.
Cheers
Jade: What is my prize?
Mandy: I am so nervous right now.
Davey: No need to be nervous, we are far away.
Davey: Knowing is half the battle. Thats what they said on that cartoon I never watched.
Davey: Are you named after the flaming spear of gas? (Talking to someone named Solё)