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[Cassidy]

what if google didnt exist?

man, we'd all be screwed.

 

[Cassidy]

the freecreditreport.com guy should have an album.

 

[Cassidy]

i've died over 147 times for not forwarding those chain letter texts.

 

[Cassidy]

"someone likes you."
"who?"
"can't tell you!"
"then why'd you say it?"

 

[Cassidy]

don't you just hate it when you get out of bed and stand on an axe?

well that was awkward.

 

[Cassidy]

yellow light doesnt mean slow down, it means floor it before its red.

 

[Cassidy]

i don't answer your texts because you're annoying.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Your siggy is really cool. I'm not a fan of Bieber but it looks super nice!

 

[Cassidy]

i didn't have an attitude until you told me to lose the attitude.

"DUDE the vending machine gave me TWO!"

 

[MuskratSusie]

what if google didnt exist?

man, we'd all be screwed.

I don't know what I'd do without it.

 

[Cassidy]

thank you

your like 12, i don't wanna hear about how drunk you got last night.

 

[Cassidy]

well, i'm bored. time to open the fridge.

 

[Cassidy]

"y00 dawg watz ^?"

dude, shut up. your white.

 

[Cassidy]

kid: "shut up."
adult: "who do you think your talking to?"
kid: "well you obviously."

 

[Cassidy]

i don't care if there is a fridge full of food. THERES NOTHING TO EAT!

"i told you to clean your room yesterday."

"it was clean yesterday."

 

[Cassidy]

procrastinators unite!

..tomorrow.

 

[Cassidy]

you: "umm can i have coke?"
waiter: "is pepsi okay?"
you: "i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"

 

[MuskratSusie]

This song is annoying.

 

[Cassidy]

i know you got your swag on, but could you walk a little faster?

sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text.

 

[Cassidy]

who is Shawty?

whoever she is she has alot of rapper boyfriends.