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ikr?
i think im going to puke. :crazy2:
it was some white salt water taffy with peanut butter in the middle.
it tasted kind of ****y but i didnt want to not eat it xD
and now i feel like hell. blech.
so never eat candy with that description, its poision i tell you!
eeww..that saounds gross. :[
i'm sorry boo! -hug- :]
 

Aww, this stupid computer won't let me copy my last conversation...
 
Stranger: ha
You: Hello, and welcome to McBurgerTown. May I take your order?
Stranger: i have had u before sir
You: No, I don't believe i've met you before.
Stranger: Yep
You: When?
Stranger: i am the funny man
You: Funny man?
Stranger: sure
You: Uhm... OK... Well, can I take your order?
Stranger: sure fun please
You: I'm sorry, we don't serve forms of entertainment here.
Stranger: ooooooooooooo what ya got
You: Burgers, chicken, pizza, and so on. Read the menu.
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: just need the bathroom
You: Well, I believe you got in the wrong line sir.
Stranger: give me the key or i will piss on the floor!
You: The restrooms require no keys, they're on your left and conveniently marked.
Stranger: give me a marker i want to right ****** on your wall
You: I'm sorry, but we don't allow racial slurs in this fast food restaurant. I'm going to ask you to leave.
Stranger: make me!
You: If you don't leave, i'll call security.
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: i am on the floor
You: Could I get security over here please?
You: And a mop...
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: all i want is nothing
You: If you want nothing, then please leave the restaurant.
Stranger: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i want nothing in here
You: FIne, nothing! That'll be $100 please.
Stranger: dont make me go out their
Stranger: even tho its cheaper downn the street
You: Well go down the street then! Just please stop rolling in your own urine!
Stranger: do the girls who work here ****?
You: I don't know, i've never asked them about their personal sex life.
Stranger: i like the greasy fat 1 hiding behind the fryalater
Stranger: i will take that
You: I'm sorry, she's already dating someone.
Stranger: and dont tell me 100$
Stranger: we are talkin dollar menu
You: We don't sell human beings here, only food.
Stranger: well what about the red head with black heads all over her nose
Stranger: she looks cheap
Stranger: hey baby cum here
You: She's too young for you.
Stranger: dink is coming out!
Stranger: hey baby!
Stranger: its not much but its free
You: I'm sorry sir, but you have to leave!
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: out of my way
Stranger: i am coming ovcer that counter
You: Please sir, don't go behind the counter!
Stranger: i must
You: SECURITY!
You: SECURITY!
Stranger: pants are coming off
Stranger: u cant stop me i am the king!
You: SECURITY! There's a man here trying to have sex with the employees!
You: Throw him out immediately!
Stranger: KING OF THE BURGER *****ES!
Stranger: i am coming back!
You: Where's that security alarm button when you need it...
Stranger: i want fries with that *****!
Stranger: then i will just grop the custys
You: *alarms sound* Everyone leave the McBurgerTown now! Except you...
Stranger: customers that is!
You: The police are coming.
Stranger: cum on they like me!!!!
You: Sir, how much alcohol have you drunk today?
Stranger: **** i got a warrent from my child custody case!
Stranger: ure goonna get me ****ed burger boy
You: In what way are you talking? I'm not having sex with you if that's what you mean...
You: Do you do any drugs?
Stranger: i am commuun back with a gun and takin your burger joint aprt u *****es!WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: i will return!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
ello lovelys, I just got back from geetar class. my teachers nails were painted blue. it's a guy. o.0
I'm learing let it be by the beatles. its all complex and all this finger picking stuff. It's hardduh
 
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