When you ask him ‘
Will You Be There?’ he always responds ‘
I’ll Be There’. Then he smiles and says ‘Girl,
The Way You Make Me Feel is
Invincible and just
Off The Wall’. You blush and go ‘Oh Michael, you’re such a
Smooth Criminal and oh so
Bad.’ Michael simply shrugs and goes ‘
I Can’t Help It, you give me
Butterflies. You’ll always be
The Lady In My Life and no one can change that. So would you like to go see the new
Thriller playing at the cinema tonight? I’ll hold you if you
Scream and
Cry.’ Of course you say yes and you get into Michael’s car. He drives like a
Speed Demon on the road but the cops don’t catch him. Once at the theater, another guy tries hitting on you and Michael gets angry. ‘
You Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ with my girl?’ he says. The guy says ‘Yeah. Whatchu gonna do about it?’ Michael stands face to face with the guy and goes ‘Listen,
The Girl Is Mine. She’s my
PYT. And
I Can’t Let Her Get Away, so just
Leave Me Alone and
Beat It. Or things will get
Dangerous.’ The look on the guy’s face is priceless as he runs down the street. ‘Michael, do you have some
Money for the movie? I forgot my purse at home’ you say. Michael shakes his head ‘Girl, you got me
Workin’ Day and Night to take you out.’ You blush with embarrassment but Michael holds your hand and says ‘Just kidding. You know
I Just Can’t Stop Loving You.’ You
Smile and say ‘
You Are My Life.’ As the two of you start to walk in, Michael leans in, kisses you and goes
‘You Rock My World’. At this moment you know
It’s The Falling In Love that makes everything alright.
This is so cool
Eww popcorn
