Penguins are ugly, and the hockey team sucks.
And cows smell disgusting.
But CULLENS are gorgeous, smell amazing, and are just over all awesome.

Penguins are ugly, and the hockey team sucks.
And cows smell disgusting.
But CULLENS are gorgeous, smell amazing, and are just over all awesome.


They need to shave.


When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well theyd be singing so happily,
Joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.