The New (and not improved) Story Thread!

[Daisymae26]

organizing a search party to find these dreaded red bags that have yellow ribbons coming out of them. so, to start, i gathered up a crew of...

 

[BandGeek911]

pirates. They agreed to help with our search. So then me and all the pirates............

 

[oOcarribeandreamsOo]

pirates. They agreed to help with our search. So then me and all the pirates............

went sailing across the ocean and noticed that their ship was...

 

[KlInger]

...still there, so everything was A-OK
or so they thought...

...for lurking within the inky depths was a huge...

 

[soccergirl9]

cow. it said ...

 

[KlInger]

..."i am the ghost of blackbeard and i have come to take your soul"...

 

[soccergirl9]

and then, the cow developed mad cow disease, turned straight toward our ship and....

 

[KlInger]

...turned around again, then walked away. then we...

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

started to sing. we sang ...

 

[AdioSkater]

All the things I have done by the killers untill we were rudely interupted by....

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

hilary duff singing. she was getting on our nerves, so we through her overboard the ship and then ...

 

[soccergirl9]

she tried to climb back on board, but the mad cow came back and....

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

hilary ate the cow. and then we through her back over board again.

 

[soccergirl9]

so then we sailed off as fast as we could so she couldnt climb back...we had just gone aways when suddenly the pirates started to.....

 

[KlInger]

...scream "EL DIABLO!! EL DIABLO!!". they were pointing at the horizon. i looked and saw that it was hillary duff. she had sprouted satan wings and large fangs. in a terrible voice she said...

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

"I will suck your blood out, and put it in my cerial tomorrow moring instead of milk! it shall be tasty!" so i ...

 

[KlInger]

tried the cereal the next morning, and indeed, it WAS tasty. who knew? i said...

 

[oOcarribeandreamsOo]

WoW! This cereal has now given me the power to conquer the satanic Hillary Duff! I ran out of the kitchen and into...

 

[AmoDolphin]

The Parking garage at the aquarium, right next to the place where you can buy coffees, so I then....

 

[disneyangel7488]

went into the aquarium. When I got to the shark area, one of the sharks came up to the glass and started talking to me. He said...