The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[blue_river]

Here's my song:

"Have A Nice Day"

Why, you wanna tell me how to live my life?
Who, are you to tell me if it's black or white?
Mama, can you hear me? Try to understand.
Is innocence the difference between a boy and a man.
My daddy lived the lie, it's just the price that he paid.
Sacrificed his life, just slavin' away.

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day

Take a look around you; nothing's what it seems
We're living in the broken home of hopes and dreams,
Let me be the first to shake a helping hand.
Anybody brave enough to take a stand,
I've knocked on every door, on every dead end street,
Looking for forgiveness,
what's left to believe?

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.

[Guitar Solo]

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.

When The world keeps trying, to drag me down,
I've gotta raise my hands, gonna stand my ground.
Well I say, Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day
Have A Nice Day


Just want to let you guys know I'm taking a lil' break from the DIS.

I'll miss you all a whole bunch

 

[LBelle]

Oh no you are NOT!!!!

We won't allow it!

 

[jonestavern]

Good Morning Nuts!

Today is "Take Your Kids to Work Day" and, for the first time ever, I am taking one. DS12 is going to join me for the day which means I have to behave at work today. I KNOW!

-- Rob

Rob, quick, this is very, very important! Do you remember how to behave?

Hey Nuts

Nice try but I found you anyway

Rob,
Hope you took all the pictures of the "Nut Girls" down last night before you left the office

Jean step back from the points cliff

Oh, I'm a very, very good girl!

Did someone mention beer????

Your choice of pic shows your deep perception of propriety and good taste, Squiddy!
And to make you even more perfect, you really really care about saving us all money!

PrincessPickleyWickleyPoppin'Pop!

C'mere...your halo seems to be crooked.
...

Ewww, Liz!
Don't be givin' the guys 'halo' adjustments!

...Just checking out the new digs.

Nice, I love what you've done with the drapery.

... Also checking to see if I'm banned yet. Guess not!

Here's my favorite highway/traveling song:


The Mississippi delta was shining
Like a national guitar
I am following the river
Down the highway
Through the cradle of the Civil War
I'm going to Graceland
Graceland
In Memphis Tennessee
I'm going to Graceland
Poorboys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland...

I had trouble logging on tonite!
Okay, I'm here.
Okay, I'm here.
Okay, I'm here.

Ahhh, Graceland!

This is the song we had to listen too on our 3,500 mile, 3 week driving vacation of the mid west

There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, there's a hole....

...

You know Keith, I had this golden pic of you & your family in my head:
Everyone's scrubbed & good looking, funny, kind...

Now I realize that you all are horribly, horribly

It must've sounded like IASW1,000,000

I think this will be the one w'll sing on our way to Keith's house this summer

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall.
.....

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Webmaster Kathy! Webmaster Kathy! That last post was cruel & unusual!!!
Cheryl! The Tag Fairy needs to beat you silly with a heavy rubber wand!

I have not been so OFFENDED since the time in Boston a repulsive, insistent street mime tried to get me to 'walk against the wind' with him!

Found you all! Trying to hide from me and all!

Heh, heh

HA!!

You all thought you could hide from ME!!!!

But I found you anyways!!!!

Heh, heh, heh

KAR!!!

apirateslifeforme
Quote:
Found you all! Trying to hide from me and all!
*makes sofa cushion fart*

Ooooh! I love sofa cushion farts!!!!

And blankets over dining room table farts too!!!

What do you mean 'were'??? I'm tellin' you Liz...when you get home tonight....make a table fart!!! Soooo much fun!!!! Even today!!!

As long as you're downwind...

Too fat...I don't fit under the table anymore...

"When I sit around the house I really sit around the house...

You're never too fat to make a table fart! Really, I know!

Why do so many people think we were trying to lose them in the move? Paranoid, much?

Is it song posting day? Must it be related to traveling? I got nothin anyway. Traveling or otherwise. Hope we're all doing well. I really don't have a contribution.

You could always build a sofa cushion fart!

Seems to be. I guess I started a trend. People would do well to follow me more often.

Nope, doesn't necessarily have to be about travel. My highway songs were just a way to connect back to the last few posts on our last thread.-- Rob

I hate heat. I refuse to relocate to Guiana!
Okay, anyone else feeling all creepy?

BLUE!

 

[LBelle]

Oh Jean...you do make me laugh!!!!


Good Morning Nutters!!!!!

 

[Disneyolic]

I'm saying goodbye to you all here. After recent events here on the DIS that I am not too happy with, I will not be posting very often, so I am quitting this thread along with many others.

 

[LBelle]

I'm saying goodbye to you all here. After recent events here on the DIS that I am not too happy with, I will not be posting very often, so I am quitting this thread along with many others.

God! What is going on around here!

We are losing great people left and right!

Wish you wouldn't leave but please pop in now and then, k?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Here's my song:

"Have A Nice Day"...

One of the best "F U" songs ever written. Gotta love it!

As far as leaving...see below...

I'm saying goodbye to you all here. After recent events here on the DIS that I am not too happy with, I will not be posting very often, so I am quitting this thread along with many others.

Do I have to break out NKOTB? "Please don't go giiii-irrllllll..."

 

[jonestavern]

I'm saying goodbye to you all here. After recent events here on the DIS that I am not too happy with, I will not be posting very often, so I am quitting this thread along with many others.

God! What is going on around here!

We are losing great people left and right!

Wish you wouldn't leave but please pop in now and then, k?

One of the best "F U" songs ever written. Gotta love it!

As far as leaving...see below...



Do I have to break out NKOTB? "Please don't go giiii-irrllllll..."

What they said!

I can't say I blame you for the way you feel, though.

 

[Squidrific]

I'm so sad that you 2 are leaving. We will miss you. Although at least I can stalk you in "other" places!

 

[momrek06]

I'm saying goodbye to you all here. After recent events here on the DIS that I am not too happy with, I will not be posting very often, so I am quitting this thread along with many others.

DM, We will miss you but we all understand. Take a little break and then come back to us.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I suddenly got one of my HS graduation songs in my head...

"It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday"

I'm going to break out the booze and see if we can lure them back...like slugs in a garden...

 

[Goofster57]

TGIF-Nutters

Just want to let you guys know I'm taking a lil' break from the DIS.

I'll miss you all a whole bunch

I'm saying goodbye to you all here. After recent events here on the DIS that I am not too happy with, I will not be posting very often,

Understandable...See you over on the "Dark Side"

Oh, I'm a very, very good girl!

I've heard that

You know Keith, I had this golden pic of you & your family in my head:
Everyone's scrubbed & good looking, funny, kind...

Now I realize that you all are horribly, horribly

I'll have you know that I am the "Normal" one

 

[apirateslifeforme]

 

[jonestavern]

I suddenly got one of my HS graduation songs in my head...

"It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday"

I'm going to break out the booze and see if we can lure them back...like slugs in a garden...

TGIF-Nutters...

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Oh, I'm a very, very good girl!

I've heard that


You heard that?! Well!



Roooobbbbb!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jonestavern View Post
You know Keith, I had this golden pic of you & your family in my head:
Everyone's scrubbed & good looking, funny, kind...

Now I realize that you all are horribly, horribly

I'll have you know that I am the "Normal" one


Mr. A.B. Normal?

Like the kitty pic!

 

[Tony the Tiger]

Good afternoon!

 

[momrek06]

Just want to let you guys know I'm taking a lil' break from the DIS.

I'll miss you all a whole bunch

Oh, man, I totally missed this post!!! Say it isn't so, BLUE!!!!

 

[jonestavern]

Good afternoon!

TONY!!!

Hi! & Welcome to the Nuts!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Good afternoon!

Another "kitty" for my lonely party kitty!

 

[jonestavern]

....


Just want to let you guys know I'm taking a lil' break from the DIS.

I'll miss you all a whole bunch

Oh, we're gonna miss you, lovely Blue!

 

[LBelle]

OMG!!!!

That is just hearbreaking!!!!

Poor widdle kitty witty. I come pway wit you!!!!