WDWHound
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I was in Fort Worth for a few days earlier this week to attend the annual Methodist district conference. While there, I stayed at a Days Inn which offered Continental Breakfast. This wondrous breakfast repast consisted of mini blueberry muffins (most of which were too small to hold more than one blueberry), mini chocolate doughnuts (freshly unwrapped from the shelf at 7/11 where they were undoubtedly purchased) and Fruit Loops. Not a bowl of fruit loops mind you, but 3 actual Fruit Loops. The cereal dispenser was never refilled during my stay, as if to suggest that three pieces of cereal were more than sufficient. To drink, the choices were Tropico fruit punch (what continental breakfast is complete with out that tropical feel that only a fine fruit punch can add?) and milk.
That was it. That was the entire continental breakfast. Im not sure what continent it came from, but wherever it is, its inhabitants must not eat very well. It got me to thinking. I have never been to a hotel or motel where the term Continental Breakfast does not really mean stuff we threw together on the cheap that we dont really expect you to eat. And how did the term Continental get assigned to these things? I have yet to walk away from one of these breakfasts thinking Wow, that was a darned good Fruit Loop. I feel so continental.
Oh well, when you are paying $41 a night (my church was covering my expenses, so I stayed at the cheapest place I could find), I suppose one can not really expect a very continental experience from their breakfast buffet. Ill probably end up staying there again in 2 years when the conference returns to Fort Worth. Who knows, by then they may have splurged and purchased a 4th Fruit Loop!
That was it. That was the entire continental breakfast. Im not sure what continent it came from, but wherever it is, its inhabitants must not eat very well. It got me to thinking. I have never been to a hotel or motel where the term Continental Breakfast does not really mean stuff we threw together on the cheap that we dont really expect you to eat. And how did the term Continental get assigned to these things? I have yet to walk away from one of these breakfasts thinking Wow, that was a darned good Fruit Loop. I feel so continental.
Oh well, when you are paying $41 a night (my church was covering my expenses, so I stayed at the cheapest place I could find), I suppose one can not really expect a very continental experience from their breakfast buffet. Ill probably end up staying there again in 2 years when the conference returns to Fort Worth. Who knows, by then they may have splurged and purchased a 4th Fruit Loop!