Okay, now that I have your attention.
Come with me, if you will, back about twenty years. I got the incredible opportunity to travel to Sydney, Australia for work for 3 weeks. My traveling companions and I stayed at a hotel in Sydney and went to work each day in North Sydney, commuting by train over "the coathanger" bridge that you see in all of the pictures with the Sydney Opera House. It was a wonderful, wonderful experience.
On our first day at the offices in North Sydney, our Australian host, the office manager, took us to lunch at a sandwich shop a few blocks from the office. After we got our food, he brought some paper napkins over to our table and mentioned that they were "serviettes". "How interesting" I thought. I'll have to remember that. (If only I had!)
The next day he was unable to go to lunch, but me, being resourceful and blessed with a great sense of direction, set out to return to the sandwich shop of the day before. I found it without difficulty, ordered a gyro at the counter and once I had my food I found a table. I realized that my gyro was going to be messy, so I returned to the counter, got the attention of one of the
all-female-staff and asked, "may I have a napkin please?"
She said, "what?"
So I repeated my request.
She then announced to the rest of the
all-female-staff what I had asked for. After I saw how amusing that request was for all of the ladies, I realized what the word "napkin" must mean in Australia.
Then she handed me what I was after and said, "you mean a
serviette."