Yeah, sorry 'bout that; got you totally sucked in there!!
No need when I can manipulate you into doing it to yourself!!!
Uh oh, I must be spending too much time on the DIS.....what commercial?
That man is a god! He has the best customer service anywhere. He seriously loves his job! I am so glad you got to meet him. 
Sorry for your commute through DTD! You summed up my feelings about Disney transportion very well. One thing I learned early on: never commute through DTD if it can be avoided at any cost. First of all: it is pretty out of the way from everywhere (besides PO and SSR), Second: it has at least two stops at DTD and the possible TL stop as well, Third: the traffic in that area can be really bad and your bus can be in a real traffic jam. So my advice is to always use a park unless all parks are already closed for the night. And if it is that late, I personally would consider getting taxi... You could have even taken a bus from WL to the MK... But bus from WL to AK and then bus to AKL would have worked better as well. I know that doesn't help after the fact, but just as friendly hint for your next trip and for your readers!I spent a few years as a regular reader/poster on the transportation board...
And holding pinwheels out the window?
Is it sad that I laugh everytime that I see that commercial?? Or is it worse that when we are forwarding through the commercials I have to stop and back up if I see that one???
every time. I am laughing just thinking about it. 
this morning!
(Marv you are a close 2nd in my book)
(oops I think the banana had a stroke!)
We didn't order ketchup, but we were out on the little overflow area in the lobby, and I taught a table of kids next to us what to do when someone inside ordered ketchup. or is it Catsup?
New project for after I finished my TR! 
Fortunately, I don't really have to drive on 141, just cross it. But it's amazing how long it has taken (and is still taking). I've been wanting to ask you that.Are you familiar with that project though?
Uh oh, I must be spending too much time on the DIS.....what commercial?
re: Disney conditioner's similarity to kindergarten paste
You couldn't be more right about this. I found myself wondering, in the shower, which would be slower to get out of a bottle in an official test -- Disney conditioner or Heinz ketchup? I'd put my money on the conditioner. I had lots of time to think about it while I was in there trying to figure out how the he** to get to the conditioner. I tried using the glass ketchup bottle technique (hitting upward where the "57" would be) to get some sort of flow going, to no avail. I banged on the bottom of the bottle. No dice. I shook it vigorously in a style that would've looked vulgar under different circumstances. I wondered if the whole process would be easier with three hands, and thought this might turn into the biggest drawback of solo traveling. Finally I figured out that I could just stick my finger in there. It's taken me how many WDW trips to finally make this discovery? Sad, really.
Hilarious write-up Nory! I should have had you write that part of my TR for me. I was picturing you trying all of those different attempts (but averted my eyes, of course 
). I confess that I laughed out loud at the "vulgar under different circumstances" comment.
) About a month-in, a girl said that she learned from her roommates that when the bathroom mirror is foggy, you can use a blow dryer to clear it. I'm thinking "Duh"
I would like to point out to Jeffro, on the off chance he frequents these boards, that Disney food pictures are certainly not a sign of WDW-virgins! Rather, they're the sign of diehard, seasoned WDW travelers, such as ourselves. Tourists! Sheesh!
And nearly two hours to get from WL to AKL???!!!
Ranger Joe!!!!!!
Ummmm... sorry, can't help you there either!
And yes, seriously, I would so love for this to work out. keeps me running, DH happy, and my lust for all things WDW fed.
I agree with that. DTD is a last resort. As many have already said, we have all had those kinds of bus rides but mine always seem to be when I am in a hurry.
I full out
I have no idea why it tickles me so but I can't help it. I think it might be the voice of the pig after all the " Wheeeeeeing" or maybe just the visual of wee wee wee all the way home.
Oh Man! You took my joke! I was going to jump in here after not posting for a long time and post a random huge 6!!! for no reason.
Okay, since I can't be funny, I'll just be here.
I'm all caught up, I think. It is so hard to skip all the banter - you guys had me
Toe shaving and sweating inside and I don't even know now.. Liesa you get the gold medal for funny this week
How fun that you got to see Dandi and Parker again!
You got alot of MK in before lunch! Hint at Disney from a family member who has practically lived at DL his whole 55 years - GO LEFT - always go left - everyone else goes right!
As for WCC - we thought our dinner there was the best on our last trip!
My meat vote: Brisket if it's tender and the sauce is good, then chicken, then pulled pork, which according to Texas is not a meat - I don't do ribs much, too much fat.
Oh, and yes Glenn, your hair does look very shiny and manageable!!!
Looking forward to Kidani!
Well, it seems that you have learned a lot in the art of getting your way around on Disney transportation by now. But one thing I learned on the transportation board: never trust any automated transportation advice about WDW. The best thing is still: If you know that there is a way of transportation from every resort to every park, just look at a map of WDW and pick the park that makes the most sense as transit point. The problem is that there are so many variables, like park opening times or that Epcot does not make sense as a transit point for any of the Epcot resorts (you would have to walk through Epcot) or that if you go from GF to MK it is best to take the monorail, but if you go from MK to GF it is best to take the boat, etc. Perhaps I should write my own transportation guide??
I'm not real familiar with it, actually. I'm sure I could get some details if I asked around, but I don't drive up that way a whole lot and the Northern Del. project guys sit in a different area than I do, so I don't talk to them a lot either. Maybe I'll take a stroll and give them crap for taking too long.
Looks like your other readers have taken care of this answer!
Your story, figuring out something that wasn't really all that difficult to figure out, reminds me of something from my freshman year of college. (Don't worry this one's much worse than the revelation that occurred to youBut it got worse. She said she went home and showed her mom, who also didn't know you could do this, and her mom was happy that sending her daughter off to college was paying-off so quickly.
And I never thought of that blow dryer trick. Clearly college was a waste of time for me!
Hmmm, what do you think: Appropriate for 12-year-olds?
