April 16, 2010
Day 6, Part 1 In Which Lia Falls Down The Rabbit Hole of Toy Story Mania Wonderland
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was my beloved Stitch again, screaming at me to get up. Oh, if only I could hear this every day.
I have discovered that I actually CAN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6npWJtQJk
Youtube is seriously the most glorious invention. I tear up when I hear that wake up call! It just one hundred percent takes me back to that feeling of drowsily, yet excitedly, reaching for the phone and hearing that and knowing I am at Disney and everything is perfect.
Sigh. I won't listen to it every day though. It will become too normal then and not as special. I don't think I'll listen again until our next trip.
Today was going to be THE day. The day I would finally, once and for all, become complete. In other words, this is the day I was going to ride Toy Story Mania. FINALLY.
My mom wanted to sleep in again, which I was fine with. She is the kind of person who actually likes to relax on vacation (what does relax MEAN, I don't even know...), so I knew before the trip that a lot of mornings I would be going solo. Our deal was as long as we made rope drop at the Magic Kingdom on our first park day so we could see the Welcome Show together, I didn't mind if she slept in for the rest of the trip.
I was bubbling over with excitement. I couldn't wait to get to MGM. Luckily everything worked out time wise and I arrived at 8:45, 15 minutes prior to opening.
Or not.
It was actually 45 minutes after opening. It was an EMH morning. I messed up again! How could I, the obsessive Disney planner, let this happen twice?! Sigh.
As soon as I realized this, I practically RAN to Toy Story Mania. There was no slowly meandering around, enjoying the scenery, taking pictures, etc like I usually do. I was full on commando, baby! I passed hundreds of people who were walking. Idiots!!! Fools!!!!! Don't you know that leaping from the top step to the bottom one is faster than walking down them? God!!
With my running, it took me about seven seconds to get from the gates to TSM. I save up all my endurance for Disney trips. The rest of the year, I quite enjoy my couch.
When I got there, the wait was only 30 minutes. I was relieved. I thought it was going to say 60 or 100 minutes, or "you suck and will never ever ride this! HA!"
I got on line and got ready for what I knew would probably be the longest wait of the trip. I'm the kind of planner that will rarely, if ever, wait on a line over 10 minutes - MAYBE 15 - because I know how to get around it. That is one of the reasons I was so annoyed the night before at Fantasmic, where I stood in a pile of people for an hour. It just doesn't have to be that way if you do your research, which of course all of us here on the DIS know. However, I would get on a line no matter how long it was in order to ride Toy Story Mania - I love it that much. But I'm getting ahead of myself here.
The green army men were out and yelling at everyone. "MARCH! LEFT, RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! NO, NOT YOUR RIGHT! YOUR LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!"
It was hilarious, especially when they singled people out and yelled in their faces. It is always fun to get yelled at on vacation by someone painted green. Or maybe it isn't, but it's fun for me to watch.
Yeah, not as fun being singled out. CAUSE I WAS. This is why it sucks being solo - there is no one there to witness these hilarious things. The army man yelled, "HEY! YOU!" in my direction. My immediate reaction was "there is no way he is talking to me" but oh yes, he was. "YOU! GIRL!" he yelled.
I was alarmed. Crap. It's me. I had some "do you want to share that with the rest of the class" flashbacks, and then he said "SMILE! YOU'RE AT DISNEY WORLD!" So... I smiled.
Inside I was thinking, WHAT?! Did I not look happy? I was only in the place that makes me happier than anything else in life. Everyone was staring at me. I'm a performer by nature, so I almost broke out into Mariah Carey's "Hero", but I managed to contain myself as we were just about to enter the building.
Wow. Pictures do not do this queue justice. I was blown away. I honestly felt like crying. The Toy Story music I love so much (Randy Newman, you are a genius!) mixed with the brightly colored visuals of all the toys and games made me unbelievably giddy. It was like stepping into a time warp and really being a child again, as if I wasn't one already while at Disney. It really is a remarkable sight and such a fun queue. It is the kind of line where you are so excited to move forward, not even because of the ride, but because you want to see more of the room you're in.
The giant viewfinder is one of my favorite things Disney's ever done, period. Genius!
Hidden Mickey!
I timed the wait and it was almost exactly what it had said - 30 minutes. Not bad for getting there 45 mins after the EMH opening. As soon as we got into the Andy's Room loading area I was about to pee my pants with excitement. I couldn't believe it - my first time on a new attraction. I am so familiar with so many of the attractions at Disney that something brand new is just really overwhelming for me. Combine that with how much I love the Toy Story films and you've got one
excited girl ready to lose it.
As far as the ride goes... I don't even know how to put the fun into words. Think of your favorite ride at Disney. Remember the first time you went on it and had no idea what was even happening but it was so incredible and you were just like IS THIS REAL LIFE? HOW CAN ANYTHING BE THIS FUN WITHOUT ME EXPLODING?!!?! Well, multiply that by 89723498 and that is how I felt.
The whole thing just moves so fast and you are BOMBARDED with so many images and sounds, and you're shooting everywhere - by the way, my competitive side suddenly appeared and I was trying so hard to kick booty while at the same time being far too overwhelmed by the whole ride in general - and there is just SO MUCH GOING ON and you're spinning and trying to get points and take everything in and I was laughing so hard and hooting and hollering and my God. What a fantastic assault of my senses. It was honestly the most fun I had had in ages. Talk about being a kid again. I think riding TSM for the first time will forever be filed in the "Best Moments of My Life" section of my brain. It was that good. I was sad when it was over. I just wanted to cling to that moment of surprise and excitement and pure, innocent, unplanned, random, not a care in the world FUN. But these moments can not last very long - if they did, we'd never appreciate them as much when they do happen.
Here is my score:
OK, I would just like to say that I scored WAY higher later on in the trip once I was more used to the ride!
Still reeling from the incredible awesomeness that is Toy Story Midway Mania, I considered hopping right back in line, but I felt I needed to regroup a bit. I wanted to call my mom and yell into the phone for her to COME IMMEDIATELY because she needed to experience TSM, but since she gave me a Disney trip for my birthday and all, I decided to let her sleep. Heh.
Up Next: The Magic of Disney Animation & Checking into POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonus lagoon pics that I meant to include in previous updates!