April 17, 2010
Day 7, Part 4 In Which I Am Pretty And Smell Really Good
Ahhh.... Germany.
The first guy I ever REALLY fell for was German. A German exchange student. Only here for 10 months.
I was wayyyy too young and he was WAY TOO GORGEOUS.
It was one of those things where I just felt that if I wasn't with him at all times for the rest of my life I was GOING. TO. DIE.
Eyeroll.
Whew.
Glad that's over.
Anyway he went back to Germany. It had to happen. We all knew it. And my heart and life was SHATTERED into a million pieces.
I literally thought I was going to just drop dead of a broken heart.
It didn't happen! Imagine THAT.
I still have a soft spot in my heart for German guys. And so when I visit Epcot I tend to giggle a lot and float around the German pavilion.
Funny thing is, I didn't fall for any Norwegian exchange students but I enjoy the NorVay boys as well. Oh, and France. FRANCE. I remember their names, they're so hot in France. FORGET ABOUT ITALY. Or as we say here in Jersey, fuhggetaboutit. I swear they don't allow people to work at the Italy pavilion unless they would also be qualified to be a Calvin Klein underwear model.
For real.
I enjoy the Chinese and Japanese boys too. The Moroccan ones. Canadians. Who am I missing here? It doesn't matter, you know why?
Disney hires sexy people to work at the World Showcase and that is a fact.
This is why even if the World Showcase sucked, I would still visit often. This is why I have never really SEEN Illuminations. I mean, I've been there, at the lagoon, "watching" it. Many many times. Beautiful show. But I usually end up staring at the CMs.
I like watching near the crepe stand in France. Not because of the boys. It's totally because of the view. For sure.
Ahem.
The point here is: I have a good time at the World Showcase.
And I was having a good time as I skipped into Germany with great fervor, looking for a hot young man... I mean PRETZEL! I wanted a hot pretzel.
The pretzels at the Germany pavilion are not like regular large soft pretzels. I get the huge ones off the street in NYC from time to time and they are good, but not like this. They taste different... have more flavor.. and are darker in color. And way better!
THANK GOD Whole Foods started selling them a few months after we got home from WDW, cause I can't deal with not having those pretzels on a regular basis. Like at all. They are almost exactly the same, except the ones at Disney are slightly better because you're at Disney World and they get handed to you by sexy people. For free.
WHAT?
Yeah. I didn't really PAY for my pretzel. Why would I? Germans and I just... click. It's just a thing with me.
I noticed the German guy working at the pretzel stand was quite good looking. Like, "Didn't I see you in a Hugo Boss ad?" good looking. So naturally, I sauntered up to him. And by sauntered, I mean I waited on the line for my turn.
When I got to the front, I said "Guten Tag!" to him which is a German greeting. I know a tiny bit of the language and culture, so I tried to be cute and knowledgeable of German things but I was sure I looked and sounded like an idiot to him. Apparently not, because he got to the flirting pretty quickly! I may or may not have flirted back, IDK. At first I thought he was just being extra nice in that way that CMs do, but then he asked me if I was German, and when I said I was a small part, he said, "I could tell, because German girls are the prettiest girls."
OH.
At this point I was a giggling fool, but somehow managed to continue the conversation acting totally cool like it was no big deal.
He told me I smelled nice and I said, "It's Laila!!!!" since I had just sprayed copious amounts of perfume from the Laila tester bottle at the store in NorVay on myself. Strangely, he had no idea what I was talking about! Or maybe he was just in character, I mean, it's unlikely that a random German guy working at a pretzel stand in Germany would know what kind of perfume they sell in Norvay, right?
We talked about Germany and Disney, and eventually I told him that this was my 20th birthday trip and he said, "It's your birthday?! This one's on me then."
This is why my #1 money saving tip for Disney World is this: Flirt with the CMs.
I said, "Oh my God, really?" And he said, "Of course. Alles gute zum geburtstag!" aka Happy Birthday in German. I thanked him and thanked him verbally, but really I wanted to thank him by planting kisses all over his face.
My mom was in the bathroom during all of this, and when she came back over to me, I was still giggling like a moron, of course. She was like, "WHAT?" and then looked at the German guy and literally said out loud, "Uh oh." Because as soon as she saw his face she knew immediately what was going on, and that's why I love her.
After lots more giggling, I bid auf wiedersehen to my German lover and we explored the shops a bit.
I can't remember where now, but I saw this Hansel & Gretel painting somewhere and took a picture cause I found it hilarious:
It looks like Hansel is playing airplane and Gretel is all like WOOOOOOO! GO HANSEL! YEAH!
Or maybe it's just me?
We especially spent a lot of the time in Glaz und Porzellan, which is now gone, to my complete horror. If they don't have the same candy in the new place, I may start crying.
I found these gummies funny:
KIDS AND GROWN-UPS LOVE IT SO! What is it with the hilarious candy in Europe?
My mom got a piece of toffee and I got some chocolates. YUM.
I tasted some of this and it was delicious!
The Ritter Sport is just regular milk chocolate, but they have all different kinds. Luckily, they sell Ritter Sport chocolate at Fairway (huge grocery stores in NY/NJ) now. Again, THANK GOD. When I am REALLY missing Disney sometimes I get a pretzel from Whole Foods and some Ritter Sport from Fairway and pretend I'm at Epcot. Attractive German men not included. Le sigh. Or should I say ich bin sigh? Either way... sigh.
The mozart chocolate heart was good too. It wasn't just chocolate, there was a vanilla type of... ganache? In there. I'm not sure exactly what it was, but it was scrumptious!
I tweeted:
World Showcasing again. German chocolate, toffee, pretzel, and BOYS made my freaking liiife. Man that accent takes me back. HAH 8:36 PM Apr 17th via txt
Heh heh.
WHAT CAMERAS TAKE GOOD NIGHT PICTURES?!?!? Seriously. Mine sucks. It's weird cause it takes amazing photos at concerts...in the dark... but not in the real dark...outside. THE MYSTERY OF TECHNOLOGY!!
By the time we finished wandering around Germany, it was already almost time for Illuminations aka closing time, so I knew we were going to have to cut our World Showcasing short until the next day. I REALLY wanted to get a Kaki Gori (shaved ice) before they closed though, so we skipped ahead to Japan:
YUM! This is one of my favorite treats at WDW. I chose rainbow, but they have a bunch of other flavors. I remember my mom saying, "You're so cute with all your little things you know about and need to get!" It was one of the many things I introduced my mom to on this trip that she never would have known about otherwise. Mostly food related LOL. I spend a lot of time on the Food Porn thread, what can I say! It's so weird how, before the DIS, I never had any idea about Kaki Gori or School Bread or Cheddar Cheese Soup or any of the other amazing food items at Disney. This goes without saying, but THANK GOD FOR THE DIS!
We walked around eating the Kaki Gori and enjoying Illuminations for the 2nd time that trip and it was just so wonderful. I have so many vivid, amazing memories of the World Showcase at night from all our trips and everything was just so perfect.
I tweeted:
Another magical day. Going back to the resort now to eat a lot of food. Please don't make me go back to my real life just yet 9:23 PM Apr 17th via txt
So, can anyone guess what is better than eating at Le Cellier or Wolfgang Puck Express? Nothing? WRONG. There is one thing that's better and that is eating food from both places in your bed at Pop Century. We had a ton of leftovers, so we decided to just go back to the resort and eat as opposed to going to our ADR at Paradiso 37.
Paradiso 37 is this glorious newish place at Downtown Disney. It is called Paradiso 37 because it is paradise. The reason it is paradise comes from the 37 part of the name.
There are 37 kinds of tequila at this place.
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD WE SKIP THIS?
Well, like I said, we had a ton of DELICIOUS food from Le Cellier and WPE sitting back at the resort, and we really didn't want it to go to waste. Plus, I wasn't even 21 at the time so I wouldn't be able to enjoy all 37 kinds of tequila, or even one kind, and I don't think my mom would have appreciated seeing me conquer as many different types of tequilas as possible.
Ah, well. There is always next time, and I could hear Pretzel Bread, Kansas City Coffee Rubbed Steak and Four Cheese Pesto Pizza calling our names, so I called to cancel the Paradiso 37 reservation and off we went back to the Pop to enjoy our food.
Up Next: A perfect morning at Animal Kingdom, co-starring gorillas, elephants, and you'll never guess what else!