The Mature, Intellectual Discussion Thread

[Cardinal]

Today in English class we memorized 19 of Shakespear's sonnets. They were filled with deep meanings and long words. The sonnets are very refined. Shakespear was probably a rich snob. Then I had to convince my friend that donkeys do not have square dances with gardening appliances, but he told me that his sister ate his pet platypus and his life is now spiraling down a great big technicolor spiral of depression and improvisational jazz. In science class we learned about Einstein's theory of relativity. E=mc2 actually means that energy equals an object's mass times the speed of light in a black hole squared. EZ Bake ovens were also the primary producers in the prehistoric "Tertiary Jungle Period." The dinosaurs of this period wore pink aprons and bonnets, and the carnivores made sure that everything they killed was placed on a light yellow doily before they were eaten. It was a very masculine period in the era of dinosaurs. Did you know that the 4 seasons in Italian are l'estate, l'autunno, l'inverno, and la primavera? The Italian culture is an interesting one: Italians drive nice cars and drink good wine. The French also have an interesting culture. They eat nice baguettes and complain about everything. Have you voted for the new 7 Wonders of the World? Most of the old wonders are destroyed now, so we need new ones. Cows should definitely be one of the new 7 wonders. I mean, they give milk, and cream, and butter, and cheese, and yogurt, and milk, and cream, and butter, and cheese, and yogurt, and beef, and steak, and choice cuts, and hamburgers, and cheeseburgers, and double hamburgers, and double cheeseburgers, and Big Macs, and Whoppers, and Angus beef hamburgers, and best of all: MAD COW DISEASE! Cows are truly the superior race. Actually, yaks are cool too. They sit around and do nothing, but people like them. Kind of like Paris Hilton. I am so out of Paris' league. She and her friend Pamela keep trying to get a date with me. What is the deal with telemarketers? They call you and try to sell you stuff during dinnertime, essentially ruining the American familiy tradition of a peaceful dinnertime and being a nuisance to those who already have perfectly good car insurance plans. Jazz hands! So, what intellectual things have you done today?

 

[Shaymojack]

You forgot about cows having too much gas creating global warming. Get with the times, Card. And I did nothing but rot my brains with video games, TV, computer, and explosive fireworks. And I just pressed some weird button that deleted half of this message. .-.

 

[whs_singingrose]

You forgot about cows having too much gas creating global warming. Get with the times, Card.

And their gas has lots of Methane in it.. which means it smells really bad.

 

[Shaymojack]

And their gas has lots of Methane in it.. which means it smells really bad.

Which is why it is their fault we have a big hole in the ozone. EAT MORE COWS!!!

 

[whs_singingrose]

Which is why it is their fault we have a big hole in the ozone. EAT MORE COWS!!!

I will!! I love steak and burgers!

 

[Pirate Me]

Grr, Cardinal. You're hurting my brain!!

 

[Master Gracy]

shakespear couldnt spell words right,
someone had to spell-check his work

 

[Lovela]

Wow you know how to talk!

 

[cteddiesgirl]

Today in English class we memorized 19 of Shakespear's sonnets. They were filled with deep meanings and long words. The sonnets are very refined. Shakespear was probably a rich snob.
It's Shakespeare. And did you know that he might not have written anything that's contributed to him?

Then I had to convince my friend that donkeys do not have square dances with gardening appliances, but he told me that his sister ate his pet platypus and his life is now spiraling down a great big technicolor spiral of depression and improvisational jazz.
Aww. That's so sad to hear!

In science class we learned about Einstein's theory of relativity. E=mc2 actually means that energy equals an object's mass times the speed of light in a black hole squared.
Eh. Whatever. I always though Einstein was a bit off kilter. Especially with that hair.

EZ Bake ovens were also the primary producers in the prehistoric "Tertiary Jungle Period." The dinosaurs of this period wore pink aprons and bonnets, and the carnivores made sure that everything they killed was placed on a light yellow doily before they were eaten. It was a very masculine period in the era of dinosaurs.
Well, I never had an EZ Bake Oven. Barbies, books and teddy bears were my thing.

Did you know that the 4 seasons in Italian are l'estate, l'autunno, l'inverno, and la primavera? The Italian culture is an interesting one: Italians drive nice cars and drink good wine.
Actually, I did know that. Give me a nice glass of wine and a Lamborghini.

The French also have an interesting culture. They eat nice baguettes and complain about everything.
Did you also know that the French eat Cow brains?

Have you voted for the new 7 Wonders of the World? Most of the old wonders are destroyed now, so we need new ones.
Do you even know what the old 7 wonders are?

Cows should definitely be one of the new 7 wonders. I mean, they give milk, and cream, and butter, and cheese, and yogurt, and milk, and cream, and butter, and cheese, and yogurt, and beef, and steak, and choice cuts, and hamburgers, and cheeseburgers, and double hamburgers, and double cheeseburgers, and Big Macs, and Whoppers, and Angus beef hamburgers, and best of all: MAD COW DISEASE! Cows are truly the superior race.
I'd like a good steak right now to go with that wine.

Actually, yaks are cool too. They sit around and do nothing, but people like them.
But, bears are the coolest! Did you know that make polar bears will eat baby polar bears?

Kind of like Paris Hilton. I am so out of Paris' league. She and her friend Pamela keep trying to get a date with me.
I don't pay attention to the "stars". I'm too poor to pay attention. She could send me a couple mil and never miss it.

What is the deal with telemarketers? They call you and try to sell you stuff during dinnertime, essentially ruining the American familiy tradition of a peaceful dinnertime and being a nuisance to those who already have perfectly good car insurance plans.
That's why I'm on the no call list. But, I get enough calls from people wanting money from me as it is.

Jazz hands! So, what intellectual things have you done today?

I've been sitting at work letting my mind go to waste while typing the same boring junk into the computer.

 

[Mnementh]

Actually, I would like to hear more about how Shakespeare may not have written anything that everyone says he's written.

And Cardinal, I would've expected better of you. You don't know how to spell Shakespeare?

 

[cteddiesgirl]

Actually, I would like to hear more about how Shakespeare may not have written anything that everyone says he's written.

And Cardinal, I would've expected better of you. You don't know how to spell Shakespeare?

http://smithsonianmag.com/issues/2006/september/shakeapeare.php?page=2
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/issues/2006/september/qanda_stewart.php

That's just the tip of it.

 

[whs_singingrose]

Today in English class we memorized 19 of Shakespear's sonnets. They were filled with deep meanings and long words. The sonnets are very refined. Shakespear was probably a rich snob.
It's Shakespeare. And did you know that he might not have written anything that's contributed to him?

In science class we learned about Einstein's theory of relativity. E=mc2 actually means that energy equals an object's mass times the speed of light in a black hole squared.
Eh. Whatever. I always though Einstein was a bit off kilter. Especially with that hair.

Shakespeare also seems to make the women evil or helpless in his plays.

And seeing how Einstein had a learning disability he would be a bit off kilter

 

[Captain Brain]

What a day you had.

My intellectual thing that I did today was get an idea for a book. I will be on the Best Sellers list someday. Watch for me.

 

[Pirate Me]

o.0
We should make this thread into a book to show the world how smart us VMK Community Board Dissers are.
Watch this!
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E=mc2
Mc also is a word for DJ! MC Hammer. Da ra ra ra pa ra bam bam, cain't touch this!
Don't touch anything that shouldn't be touched, its an INVASION OF PRIVACY!! Don't take yo' brother's baseball cards. THEY'RE HIS!
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I have said what is to be said. That is my philosophy.
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See how smart I am? I even have a philosophy!

 

[Cardinal]

Actually, I would like to hear more about how Shakespeare may not have written anything that everyone says he's written.

And Cardinal, I would've expected better of you. You don't know how to spell Shakespeare?

Spelling Shakespeare wrong was part of the joke

Oh, and wasn't making women seem helpless more of a Charles Dickens thing?

 

[cteddiesgirl]

Spelling Shakespeare wrong was part of the joke

Oh, and wasn't making women seem helpless more of a Charles Dickens thing?

Actually, that was just a part of history and it's views of women in general.

 

[Cardinal]

Okay, more intelluctualness!

Bolognocity, a word from the Latin root "Bologna," is the the measure of the amount of Bologness someone has.

Degrasion, from the English root "Degrade," is the act of degrading someone.

Quezalcoatacation, from the Mayan root "Quezalcoatl," is the act of turning something into the likeness of the Mayan god Quezalcoatl.

Soulomptuos, from the Cardinalian root "Soulomptuol," is the act of having a Soulomptuol-like trait.

Baoganicking, from the Cardinalian root "Baoganic," means "having a Baoganic."

Chair, from the English root "Chair," is something you sit on.


Who else has something all smart-like to share? We're waiting to Baoganic!

 

[Mnementh]

Spelling Shakespeare wrong was part of the joke

Whoops... guess I'm denser than a London fog today...

 

[Cardinal]

Whoops... guess I'm denser than a London fog today...

They have fog in London?

 

[aengus]

cahd nil isla me

say it fast a few times Theres my contribution ROFL