~ The Man Report ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Imminent Shutdown ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[puggymom]

DisneyJo = Joe
Lifelong_Dreamer = Larry
carrieannie = Ed
puggymom = Moe
blue_river = Mork
jordanyosh = J
ncsjodi = Jodster

I am actually an e-less Mo...



Unless you consider me one of the 3 stooges...

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I am actually an e-less Mo...



Unless you consider me one of the 3 stooges...

Not to me you're not!

 

[DisneyJo]

I am actually an e-less Mo...

I'm and e-less Jo too (Joe is male!!!!) and that's why Buzz does it

 

[camelotcats]

S'ok. I'm a female "dude".

Linnie: isn't it about time for your PTR to start???

 

[tiggerwannabe]

From the RRC queue, I snap this shot of ToT. Aren’t I gud?

Why Yes! Yes you are!

Veddy Veddy Gud~

 

[jcc0621]

I am actually an e-less Mo...



Unless you consider me one of the 3 stooges...

I'm and e-less Jo too (Joe is male!!!!) and that's why Buzz does it

You are so right Jo

 

[camelotcats]

....waiting for update......

 

[carrieannie]

Why Yes! Yes you are!

Veddy Veddy Gud~

Tiggerwannabe. whos that guy in the picture? NO Buzz, its NOT you!

 

[camelotcats]

Tiggerwannabe. whos that guy in the picture? NO Buzz, its NOT you!

I was going to ask that too....it looks like Heath Ledger to me.

 

[jcc0621]

....waiting for update......

I have a feeling we will be waiting a while

 

[carrieannie]

Hey Buzz, I was thinking of you earlier,,(dont get your panties in a bunch!!)
Steve went to a Game Dinner tonite with the guys from work, he said there was sooo much meat there! The venison meatloaf was the best, there was also an assortment of other critters also. He came home stunk up the house and went right to sleep!

Oh,,and Dane Cook is on Comedy Central tonite at 10!

 

[blue_river]

Mater​

 

[winkers]

Hey Mater! I'm still waiting for the passed out nekkid in the palm tree story!

 

[cmp1111]

Ok, here's the new list:


DisneyJo = Joe
Lifelong_Dreamer = Larry
carrieannie = Ed
puggymom = Moe
blue_river = Mork
jordanyosh = J
ncsjodi = Jodster
winkers = Winky
Loafmastermom - Loafster
Camelotcats - The Dude
OhMari - Modster "M"
Disneyolic - DM


Come to think of it, it would be easier to call OhMari by her handle than my nickname!

I don't think you can count DM, didn't she do that herself?

I am actually an e-less Mo...



Unless you consider me one of the 3 stooges...

On the "making you a man front" I got free address labels the other day for "Mr. C P Jr." I mean, my first name is somewhat ambiguous, but I don't know where they got the "Jr." bit.

 

[Loafmastermom]

Well, I'm off to Disney tomorrow! When I return, we're moving to Ohio so not sure when I'll catch up on my threads but will try before the move (your's too Goofster).

I'll be thinking about you Buzz while I'm at the water park. Going to hit 80 by the end of the week! Then back home for the cold.

 

[blue_river]

Finally have some time to catch up

The Mermaid show starts at 9:15 and is the first showing of the day. MB secretly loves this show. Secretly, so do I.

This was cute until I read that you do too

… and the Mermaid chick is Hot!

We had a private meet with Ariel!!!

I have DIS friends in high places

LG always sits up on her knees and doesn’t move or blink during the entire show. She’s all about the princesses these days.

awww

As I wandered through the queue outside the pre-show area, I notice three Cast Members standing in a circle and staring down at a pile of puke on the ground. None were talking. They seem to be perplexed. As I walked past to enter the show, I asked “So which one of you guys yacked that up?” They all looked at me, then explained they had just wandered onto this mess and didn’t know how it got there.

I'd have lost my breakfast right then and there

I took a quick moment to explain that it probably came up from the stomach, through the esophagus, and out the mouth. Once again, they stared at me in silence.

Hooboy. I'm sure they didn't know what to say

Apparently, cleaning up the mess was not in their job descriptions.

I wouldn't do it even if it was

The show was lovely. MB got up in front of the crowd prior to the show starting and hollered “Welcome, ladies & gentlemen”! Not sure what that was all about.

HEY! Good for him

I got us up close (first row with only 4 seats). I thought I was being smart. I wasn’t.

The part where they rip off her fins to reveal her legs is the best part of the show for me. I often dream that her top is mistakenly attached to her fins and a lot more is revealed than just her legs.

I cannot believe you wrote that!!!

The ride is just… EH, if you know what I mean. The kids love it, so we ride every time. The annoying part is the store you must navigate to exit. It’s always total chaos with various light saber duels occurring throughout the cramped little store.

We really like this ride!

As we listen to the pre-show with Steven Tyler & the boys, he’s starting to look really upset… like he’s going to cry.

Oh no!
Wonder if it was something else that triggered it?

Daddy needs a beer!!!

What time was this again???

From the RRC queue, I snap this shot of ToT. Aren’t I gud?

Great shot!!!

 

[blue_river]

Euuuuww. I have a very strong stomach-can handle a lot, but puke and boogers just absolutely gross me out.

Same here Linnie
DH and the kids purposely try to gross me out with booger talk and get a big kick out of me going through the dry heaves

Buzz apparently never learned to blow his nose correctly. He puts a kleenex up to his nose and does this really weird thing-I don't know exactly what he's doing, but he barely gets anything in the kleenex. It mostly goes on the wall.

I'm not even going to mention how my red-neck hubby blows his outdoors. It's disgusting

Anyway, back to the booger thing. I was happily bopping around in the kitchen one Saturday morning and heard Buzz trying to blow his nose. He comes out of the bathroom, strolls into the kitchen with a whole mess of boogers on the end of his nose. I nearly fainted. He had no idea they were there.

NASTY!!!!!

I felt someone grabbing my butt. I spun around, ready to knock someone out. There was Buzz.

My hubby does that to me too.

Trey did ride the ride later, but we’ll talk about that later. It’s actually pretty funny.

Can't wait to hear about it

It was taking a long time for the show to start and he was getting impatient so he figured if he got up and did that, it would start. It was a super cute moment for us. Not sure anyone else thought so, but my heart melted when he did that. LA cracked up laughing. She still talks about that too. She was bringing it up the other day.

heh.....nice memories

It's know as "Pixie Dust" at Disneyland

Hooboy.

or smelled?

They were still fairly fresh by this point. By fresh I mean you couldn't really smell them unless you were up close. The condiment armor build up was pretty thin early on. By the last day, you couldn't miss me or my beloved stretchys.

LtP has decided that SHE will author the ~ The Woman Report ~ from Disneyland next month. I will provide commentary.

Yahooty!!!!!!!!

I'm not as good of a writer as Buzz, but I'll try. I'll have to take notes when we're there. I have such a poor memory. My brother one time told me he was amazed I could remember my middle name.

That wasn't nice. I love your style of writing

The story about Buz naked in the hallway at Caesar's is so horrifying. I hate it when he tells it. Makes me look bad for marrying him!!

It's okay...we understand.

See pictures of the "Stretchy Shorts" driving guests from the queue lines

Follow Linnie on her trips to the bathrooms of the Disneyland Resort

Watch LG as she trades pins with Cast Members

See MB slide down the Redwood Tree Waterslide at the Grand California Pool

Catch Buzz throwing Blue Bayou dinner rolls at the guest in the boats of Pirates of the Caribbean

Watch Linnie get out the Wine be Gone after their visit to Napa Rose

See all this and more on the

"The Mills Family Stalker Trip Report"

Coming to a Disneyland Trip Report Board near you

Woohoo Goofster!!!

I'll start jamming more info into each trippy. That should cure the problem... of course, bumping off a few Canadians would also help...

and here it comes..........

 

[carrieannie]

Snot Shot!!

 

[blue_river]

Hey! I'm pretty sure that comment was mostly directed at Blue but I am taking offense to it as well.

and so you should!!! As I said before, we need to stick together

Easy there Larry. Don't get your Canadian undies in a bundle. That comment was meant for... er... uhm....

DM!

NY is like Canadia right?

Close enough!!!

I like the speedy new DIS. I can ninja spam a lot better.

It is much gudder

I'm just wondering why Blue hasn't retaliated yet.

I didn't have time! But I'm here now

Blue officially retired from the DIS. She's devoting all her time to the Harp Seal Club website.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat????????

Mork? Really?

Ya, wazzup wit dat? Blue is much better

Oh, you misunderstood. When I say "club", I mean club-like-weapon. Yeah, she's out pounding baby white seals to death as we speak.

I know, I know. Harp seal soup isn't all that gud. However, their fur is sure soft.

You know perfectly well that I love all creatures!

except spiders

They dont count!!!

You were my first Ed.

Nope. Heidi is a death-machine.

Her dog (Wolfy) is trained in the art of gutting a Harp Seal. It's a sight to behold. Sure it's sick, but have you seen a cow mutilated? It's not so different.

Heidi and Bill also have a pet wolverine (Spike) who's trained to hunt muskrats. When Heidi talke about her Musky stew, this is what she's referring to.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............Be afraid Mater, be very very afraid!!

Remember, I have another Man Report Video to complete

Was I gentle enough for you?

Should I be offended or relieved that I was left off this list?

Relieved!!!!!

Ok, here's the new list:

Montana Disney Fan = Mater
DisneyJo = Joe
Lifelong_Dreamer = Larry
carrieannie = Ed
puggymom = Moe
blue_river = Mork
jordanyosh = J
ncsjodi = Jodster
winkers = Winky
Loafmastermom - Loafster
Camelotcats - The Dude
OhMari - Modster "M"
Disneyolic - DM


Come to think of it, it would be easier to call OhMari by her handle than my nickname!

That's not fair, DM was already DM!!!

I miss all the fun

Once again, i missed the party.

Me too

I'm just trying to get you back here and quit ignoring us. Insults are the only thing I haven't tried.... you Grizzly Lovin' Canuck!

I was not ignoring anyone! Busy busy busy
This week should be much better

One time I passed out in LtP's closet. What happened inside that closet remains between me and the closet. Let's just say I'm still in trouble over THAT incident.

I'm afraid to ask......

What Heidi brings ain't nuttin I cant handle.

We'll see about that

Well, I'm off to Disney tomorrow! When I return, we're moving to Ohio so not sure when I'll catch up on my threads but will try before the move (your's too Goofster).

I'll be thinking about you Buzz while I'm at the water park. Going to hit 80 by the end of the week! Then back home for the cold.

Have a great trip!!!!!!

 

[blue_river]

Snot Shot!!

Ewwwwwwwww


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