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[askelton]

HOLLIS????

Buzz, are you sure you're not from the south? Hollis must be someone's last name which is very southern and very cool!

 

[blue_river]

hey! I don’t want no crazy Canuck gear!

Hmph! Fine then

Well, I just found out my mom had to put her dog to sleep today. Kind of sad.... She got cancer in her lymph nodes and it had moved to her lungs. She was about 14. My mom is pretty sad about it. It was my grandma's dog that when Grandma died last year, my mom took in.

My mom and nephew are taking it real hard. This was such a funny, squirrely dog. I like to believe she's with my grandma now.

I'm sorry to hear about this
Losing a pet is always hard

 

[ILMICKEY]

Speaking of Thanksgiving, do you guys go out of your way to avoid family? We do.

We're just so sick of having to go to people's houses that we just lied to everyone this year and are staying home. I don't even feel guilty about it.

You know, I am tired of the whole thing too. Everybody is freaking out cause we will be on vacation. SO WHAT!!! I don't feel guilty either. I have cooked this meal for a few years, I'm tired of it.

I've ordered LtP to cook the Mills traditional Thanksgiving feast of pickled otter feet over a bed of carb-free soy noodles. Mmmm... yummy!

What? No squirrel???

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Now why on earth did Linnie post that report card?

I think she quoted me. She had a problem with me calling her an Ip-dip over the Otter-Gators plus I claimed to be brilliant with my idea to starve the children prior to dinner.

She's just got an attitude!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

You know, I am tired of the whole thing too. Everybody is freaking out cause we will be on vacation. SO WHAT!!! I don't feel guilty either. I have cooked this meal for a few years, I'm tired of it.

Screw 'em! Can I say that on the DIS?? Anyway, you go have fun girl. I'm tired of these people who gave birth to me thinking they have some say in what I want to do.

If I want popcorn and fried otter toenails for thanksgiving dinner then by gosh that's what I'm having.

irate:

 

[Disneyolic]

Screw 'em! Can I say that on the DIS?? Anyway, you go have fun girl. I'm tired of these people who gave birth to me thinking they have some say in what I want to do.

If I want popcorn and fried otter toenails for thanksgiving dinner then by gosh that's what I'm having.

irate:

This year I am thankful that I am not invited to the Mills' home for Thanksgiving dinner ...

 

[blue_river]

Originally Posted by blue_river
We are soo going to par-tay tonight!

Our first stop? A male strip review. DM has always wanted to tuck a fiver into the G-String of a hulking half clad male dancer. I thought I'd take her to my favorite spot.

It keeps going on like that and ends with her having to hit the liqour store so she had to go. I believe blue was in charge of booze, while DM was going to procure the cigars.

Should be a fun evening. Can't wait to read more about it.

I tried to talk DM into the "review" but she changed her mind

 

[blue_river]

If I want popcorn and fried otter toenails for thanksgiving dinner then by gosh that's what I'm having.

irate:

 

[carrieannie]

Screw 'em! I'm tired of these people who gave birth to me thinking they have some say in what I want to do.

Lets hope MB and LG dont get ahold of this quote!!

 

[Disneyolic]

Originally Posted by blue_river
We are soo going to par-tay tonight!

Our first stop? A male strip review. DM has always wanted to tuck a fiver into the G-String of a hulking half clad male dancer. I thought I'd take her to my favorite spot.

I tried to talk DM into the "review" but she changed her mind

I stuck a buck in a G-string once and was very careful when I did it. I find it extremely icky to touch any guy I don't know. Plus I didn't find this one all too hot. I just did it because I thought I had to. That's why Blue couldn't convince me to to take her to a strip club. Sorry Blue!

Gimme a guy in boxer shorts any day!

Oh ... and listen to this! My grandma in California ... my cousins hired a stripper for her 80th birthday. And she loved it!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

You probably wouldn't like my colored tightie whities eh?

 

[Disneyolic]

You probably wouldn't like my colored tightie whities eh?

Let me think about that for a second .... NO! I prefer to let my imagination run wild ...

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I'm with you DM, I prefer boxers. Tightie-whities are just not attractive, at all.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I was joking about the tighty whities ladies.

I wear nothing!!!


Ok, ok. 'Nuff about the undergarments. I got a funny post I just stole from another DIS'er.

This is so funny!!


~ Mills Family "Song & Dance" Spectacular ~

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I was joking about the tighty whities ladies.

I wear nothing!!!


Ok, ok. 'Nuff about the undergarments. I got a funny post I just stole from another DIS'er.

This is so funny!!


~ Mills Family "Song & Dance" Spectacular ~

The link doesn't work, just takes us to the main page.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

The link doesn't work, just takes us to the main page.

Try again. I Ip-Dipped the first time.

 

[DisneyJo]

It's an english name handed down by royalty.

Oh yeah of course it is, there are tons of little Hollis's running around England

 

[Disneyolic]

I was joking about the tighty whities ladies.

I wear nothing!!!


Ok, ok. 'Nuff about the undergarments. I got a funny post I just stole from another DIS'er.

This is so funny!!


~ Mills Family "Song & Dance" Spectacular ~

Great ... superb! The kids probably got a kick out of it! I did another one with just my kids. Too bad they can't do a family of 5.

The link doesn't work, just takes us to the main page.

Works for me ...

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

looks great buzz, can you get that pic of linnie eating on that head, that would be funny, do one of all her eating pics over the years.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Oh yeah of course it is, there are tons of little Hollis's running around England

Oh crap! I forgot about you.