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Oh, can't wait to see the toe pic :rotfl2:

Oh by the way I will pick option number 2 on the toe story. Can't blame Linnie as we women gotta stick together ya know :rotfl:
 
Please, please, post in your heading the post# when you show your toe, so I can avoid the picture. I hate feet, especially other people's. I gag when I have to look at my dh's. No foot fettish person here.
 
Please, please, post in your heading the post# when you show your toe, so I can avoid the picture. I hate feet, especially other people's. I gag when I have to look at my dh's. No foot fettish person here.


LOL!!!!!!! :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:

You're killing me! No way! You're going to have to see it just in case I type in a dirty word. LOL!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 

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Here's that sucker. Buzz painted a smiley on it so you'd know which one it was that got injured. :rolleyes: Poor baby.... :sad2:

I've got my own "Toe Stories" but I have to make dinner first. ;)
 
I’ll take a picture and post it for you guys. :banana:

My mutant toe was throbbing for a reason. The toenail was almost ripped off & it was bleeding a little bit. It was also black and blue.



I'VE GOT THE PICTURE, TRUST ME!!
(I vote... no photo, please!)

Lin, help me out here!

Oh, and I really want to hear more, but not the "horribly wrong" part!

Kathy
 
I'VE GOT THE PICTURE, TRUST ME!!
(I vote... no photo, please!)

Lin, help me out here!

Oh, and I really want to hear more, but not the "horribly wrong" part!

Kathy

LOL! :rotfl2: You're too slow woman. Look above your post. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
 
Over the course of the next 30 years, my new “mutant” toe took on a life of it’s own. It grew and extra ½ inch for some reason and I think it even spawned an extra knuckle. It’s all very strange and also very amusing to Pooh-head. :mad:
Ok, I totally started LOL so loud, DH came to read this installment!!

Wait... how ironic is this?? I'm reading your post and look what's above Disboards on the advertisement section:
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:rotfl2:


BTW, your mutant toe isn't that bad!! You wanna see mutant toes?? I'll take a pic of DH's.... DD calls them Jurassic feet!! :rotfl:

Uh-oh.... can't wait to read what happens next!! popcorn::
 
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Nobody bothered to ask why my second toe hurt? It was pretty evident why my head throbbed but don’t you people care about my poor little toe? :sad1:

Mmmmm, :sad2: not really! When you referred to it as the piggy that stayed home I was figuring he was just p/o'd cuz you actually made him stay home! :guilty:

I skipped home whimpering and cursing my friends and my mom drove me to the hospital. :sad2:

OUCH!!!! I gotta ask, why didn't she just call a tow truck?:confused3

Over the course of the next 30 years, my new “mutant” toe took on a life of it’s own. It grew and extra ½ inch for some reason and I think it even spawned an extra knuckle. It’s all very strange and also very amusing to Pooh-head. .
Sooo, does it have its own Social Security Number yet?!?!?!:rotfl2: :lmao:

Loud Girl was brave with daddy. She even went to the bathroom on her own. She’s growing up so quickly.
Ahhhhhh!:goodvibes princess:

She’d already packed up all our clothes and was ready for the morning commute to the airport.

That Pooh, she's a keeper!!! :thumbsup2 :goodvibes

That evening we experienced that sense of dread about leaving the Happiest Place On Earth. :sad2: It sucks! I hate that feeling.

We’re a wreck and we don’t want to leave but we have no choice.

:sad1: :hug:
 
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Here's that sucker. Buzz painted a smiley on it so you'd know which one it was that got injured. :rolleyes: Poor baby.... :sad2:

I've got my own "Toe Stories" but I have to make dinner first. ;)

Btw, Green Giant called, they want their Jolly Giant back!!!!:mad:
 
Nobody bothered to ask why my second toe hurt? It was pretty evident why my head throbbed but don’t you people care about my poor little toe? :sad1:

Men are such babies
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Goofster hurt his toe at WDW but Sorceress wouldn't let him post a pic :rotfl2:

MDF said:
He talked to us like he’s known us for years, which just irritated me.

Sounds like a nice guy if you ask me. :confused3

MDF said:
That evening we experienced that sense of dread about leaving the Happiest Place On Earth. :sad2: It sucks! I hate that feeling.

Me too! :sad1:

MDF said:
I can’t wait to get out of town as my carnal feelings of choking Mickey become stronger and stronger.

:rotfl2:

I can't believe you said that.
 
I'd like you to consider the babysitter for option #4.

You arrived back to your room. Linnie is taking care of paying the sitter. You are removing your shoes. The sitter glances over to you, she notices this "snakelike" creature under you foot. Her being the super sitter runs over to your rescue, stomping and killing the creature. Ultimately thinking she has just saved your life.

I mean, seriously, have you though about contacting guiness???
 
So here I am happily munching on my cinnamon toast crunch breakfast when I stumble across "the toe nail was half off bleeding" UGH!!!!!!!!!! Completly lost my appetite! Thanks Buzz!

By the way I vote number 1!
 
I'd like you to consider the babysitter for option #4.

You arrived back to your room. Linnie is taking care of paying the sitter. You are removing your shoes. The sitter glances over to you, she notices this "snakelike" creature under you foot. Her being the super sitter runs over to your rescue, stomping and killing the creature. Ultimately thinking she has just saved your life.

I mean, seriously, have you though about contacting guiness???

I vote for this option! We know it wasn't Linnie she has man hands but very delicate petitie feet! Stop pickin on Linnie!
 
I’ll take a picture and post it for you guys. :banana:

It is not as bad as I thought :lmao:

A - When I got out of the cab and took the header into the rose bush, I believe it’s because I slammed my foot into the sidewalk curb causing me to trip.

I vote for # 1

As we got out of the car in the Fridays parking lot, my elongated toe really
started to throb. It was rubbing against the shoe. I had to limp a little and tossed in a pimp-walk just to see how it would look. It looked good. :smokin:

LG says “Dad, why are you walking like that”. I said, “like what”, and she said, “Like a monkey”. :headache: Great! The pimp walk stopped after that.

Out of the mouths of Babes.:rotfl: Makes me feel kind of silly when my son says stuff like that.

That evening we experienced that sense of dread about leaving the Happiest Place On Earth. :sad2: It sucks! I hate that feeling.

I hate that feeling. I also am sad to see your TR coming to an end.:sad1:
Connie
 
Hey :smooth: and your lovely wife pooh::

I put together a lil sumpin' sumpin' as you requested on ZZUB's lame TR thread.

But... then I realized that I didn't have your address.

And nor were you likely to want to give it to Me(l).

What I'm saying is this: You'll have to come get it at my place if you want it.

Also I'm sayin': Thanks for this trippie. It's very funny. And I have to leave you the green guy with the white glove. As tribute::thumbsup2 !!! But only b/c I think that's a Superhero Thumb. And wanted your opinion. On it.


Sorry it's almost over.

But, then again, you get back to WDW so much that I'm sure there'll be another one in the not-so-distant future.

Rolltide.

Cheers, Mel.

:3dglasses :3dglasses
 
Goofster hurt his toe at WDW but Sorceress wouldn't let him post a pic

Yeah, that's not fair my toes were a lot uglier than Buzz's

Wait, I don't think that is a good argument
 
That toe wasn't the result of a freak boyhood accident,

It was from all that dancing en pointe during your ballet classes. :lmao:

Kathy
 












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