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[Goofster57]

He's got his shirt on that says, "Chick Magnet"

You guys raise Chickens?

 

[IBelieve207]

You guys raise Chickens?

Priceless, goofster!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

OMG, you had me with the picture of the small bottle of wine & describing LTP eating her dinner! (sorry Lin )

 

[PittypatBR]

He's sitting at the computer or in front of a t.v. with a deer in the headlights, glazed over expression on his face, wearing sweats, sucking very loudly on a piece of candy or loudly chomping on gum, with a beer in front of him and completely oblivious to anything going on around him. He's got his shirt on that says, "Chick Magnet" and once in awhile gets up to visit the bathroom. But not too often.

Oh great, beer and candy. Other than that, he could be "anyhusband".

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I did not take my "Chick Magnet" shirt with me on vacation. However, sometimes I do wear it to church just to annoy Pooh-head.

Stinker, you're the only one who noticed the wine bottle was a "tad" on the large side. Good eyes!!

Also, I do NOT smack my gum or candy. 16 year old cheeleaders do this, not Buzzila the Hun!!!

 

[Goofster57]

Stinker, you're the only one who noticed the wine bottle was a "tad" on the large side. Good eyes!!

It's not that I didn't notice the size of the bottle; I just figured that is was smaller than what you were used too.......

 

[LovintheLodge]

Pooh stared at the menu for an excruciating period of time trying to decide what her main course was going to be. I looked at the menu for two seconds and knew she would end up ordering the Oak Fired Filet. Her need for red meat is never satisfied. I once watched her take down an entire rack of pork ribs at our local BBQ joint. It wasn’t pretty.

I’m sure Pooh was a half-starved hyena with a tapeworm in her former life. The woman can put a “hurtin” on a plate of meat like you’ve never seen. Of course, she DID order the Oak Fired Filet, as I knew she would, and devoured it in less than three minutes. The craziest part is she never gains any weight. She’s pretty much the same size as when I met her.

On the other hand, I nibbled delicately at my fish, tasted my wine, and conversed with the waiter to get his attention off the scene my wife was creating to my right. A three-legged cat happening upon a pack of wolves had a better chance than the Oak Fired Filet had.

Okay, your trip report has been hilarious. You are a fun couple with 2 great kids! I can't wait to hear LTP's reply to this. I was hysterical reading this installment...can't wait for more!

 

[blue_river]

Oh! A new post

I'm just heading out for a boat ride but will be back later tonight with some comments

and some more for your Trippie too Goofster

Hope you're all having a great weekend. It's just lovely weather here!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

and some more for your Trippie too Goofster

I thought Goof's trippie was over. Am I missing stuff??

It's not that I didn't notice the size of the bottle; I just figured that it was smaller than what you were used too.......

LOL!!!!!

 

[blue_river]

I thought Goof's trippie was over. I'm I missing stuff??

Yes...his weekly link in his signature (a day trip to DL)
and I guess you missed my short video at Chef Mickey's too

Be back in a bit...TV time with DH.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Yes...his weekly link in his signature (a day trip to DL)
and I guess you missed my short video at Chef Mickey's too

Be back in a bit...TV time with DH.

I'm lost. Help me.


So what do you and hubby watch on Sunday Evening? Pooh and I always watch Entourage on HBO then The Apprentice L.A. It's really the only night of TV we watch other than movies.

For those wondering, NO, I still haven't had the KFC Big Box. I'm afraid I'll drop dead immediately. As was pointed out earlier, I'm only one grape away from scruvy.

However, I MUST eat a KFC Big Box prior to the promotion ending. Maybe tomorrow...

 

[blue_river]

I'm lost. Help me.

What are you lost with??

We watch Amazing Race on Sunday nights and I'm glad it's almost coming to an end because once summer gets here we hardly watch anything on TV at all.

We were sat in the “Wine Room” with a great view south towards Epcot and MGM. It started to rain as the sun was setting which made for a spectacular view. More romantic it could not have been.

Sounds wonderful!!!!

Did you two finish off THAT bottle of wine?????

We left satisfied, jumped in the car, and cranked up some Prince …tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1999… I pretend to play the keyboards on the dash board which Pooh responds by saying “Please Don’t Do That!”

This is what I mean about Buzz being in his own little world! I gained 60 pounds with my first pregnancy and nearly 50 with the 2nd. I totally gain weight!! I always say I'm not a yo-yo dieter-I'm a yo-yo eater!!

Ha-Ha - Well it's sweet that he still sees you as the same woman he married Linnie

Axious to hear about the rest of your evening at Pleasure Island!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Stinker, you're the only one who noticed the wine bottle was a "tad" on the large side. Good eyes!!

It's not that I didn't notice the size of the bottle; I just figured that is was smaller than what you were used too.......

My first thought was that you were actually at the Whispering Canyon Cafe and had asked for more wine!

For those wondering, NO, I still haven't had the KFC Big Box. I'm afraid I'll drop dead immediately. As was pointed out earlier, I'm only one grape away from scruvy.

However, I MUST eat a KFC Big Box prior to the promotion ending. Maybe tomorrow...

Hold on, hold on, you might actually be ok with this. Let's see, 1st) aren't potatoes included with this thing? Aren't potatoes a veggie?!?!?!? Now what else ...chicken. 2nd) Aren't the chicken fed CORN kernels as feed? See where I'm going here?!?!?!?

Corn and potatoes are veggies so you're totally safe!!!! If you get BBQ sauce with it they use onion seasoning/flavor/juice/something in there, and what's an onion class ....... why its a vegetable! Look at that almost a salad with all those veggies! If you get the fruit punch to drink there's your daily fruit intake! See its all good! Maybe they'll have apple pie for dessert.

 

[Goofster57]

Hold on, hold on, you might actually be ok with this. Let's see, 1st) aren't potatoes included with this thing? Aren't potatoes a veggie?!?!?!? Now what else ...chicken. 2nd) Aren't the chicken fed CORN kernels as feed? See where I'm going here?!?!?!?

Corn and potatoes are veggies so you're totally safe!!!! If you get BBQ sauce with it they use onion seasoning/flavor/juice/something in there, and what's an onion class ....... why its a vegetable! Look at that almost a salad with all those veggies! If you get the fruit punch to drink there's your daily fruit intake! See its all good! Maybe they'll have apple pie for dessert.

Ok this is good, very good

Now can you try and do the same thing with a Dove Ice Cream Bar?

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Ok this is good, very good

Now can you try and do the same thing with a Dove Ice Cream Bar?

Ok, lets start with the ice cream part. Isn't that made with milk so there's a big old helping of vitamin D for ya! Also milk comes from cows and what are cows usually fed-- corn right-- isn't corn a veggie? Also they eat grass and grass is a plant so wouldn't that be a veggie too!

Next we have the chocolate part. Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and what is a bean-- a lentil which is a protein. Don't they add milk to the chocolate and we all know where that comes from the corn and grass eating cow! Do I need to go any further?!?!?! I don't think so! There's enough vitamins and energy in there to keep everyone scurvy free also the calories are to help with the sudden bursts of energy needed to GAT, I mean really you never know when you might suddenly need to GAT-- grocery stores, work, avoiding doing the dishes! All kinds of uses!

 

[Marion]

Ok, lets start with the ice cream part. Isn't that made with milk so there's a big old helping of vitamin D for ya! Also milk comes from cows and what are cows usually fed-- corn right-- isn't corn a veggie? Also they eat grass and grass is a plant so wouldn't that be a veggie too!

Next we have the chocolate part. Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and what is a bean-- a lentil which is a protein. Don't they add milk to the chocolate and we all know where that comes from the corn and grass eating cow! Do I need to go any further?!?!?! I don't think so! There's enough vitamins and energy in there to keep everyone scurvy free also the calories are to help with the sudden bursts of energy needed to GAT, I mean really you never know when you might suddenly need to GAT-- grocery stores, work, avoiding doing the dishes! All kinds of uses!

Ok, that's it. Somebody give this woman a PhD!

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

You guys raise Chickens?

Well, now that you brought it up True story: I have this cousin who is just getting out of prison for the 19th time. He raises fighting chickens, then somehow transports them to Mexico. This might be one of the reasons he can't keep out of the clink-it's illegal.

Anyway, it was such a big deal and such an accomplishment for him to actually obtain a "job," that pays real money that, as a reward, my grandma made him a quilt with chickens all over it and shirts embroidered with chickens. Better not wear those in the jail-be a good target for bullying, I'm afraid.

Oh, I got a colorful family all right. That's just one tiny branch off the ole' family tree.

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Ok, that's it. Somebody give this woman a PhD!

 

[Goofster57]

Ok, lets start with the ice cream part. Isn't that made with milk so there's a big old helping of vitamin D for ya! Also milk comes from cows and what are cows usually fed-- corn right-- isn't corn a veggie? Also they eat grass and grass is a plant so wouldn't that be a veggie too!

Next we have the chocolate part. Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and what is a bean-- a lentil which is a protein. Don't they add milk to the chocolate and we all know where that comes from the corn and grass eating cow! Do I need to go any further?!?!?! I don't think so! There's enough vitamins and energy in there to keep everyone scurvy free also the calories are to help with the sudden bursts of energy needed to GAT, I mean really you never know when you might suddenly need to GAT-- grocery stores, work, avoiding doing the dishes! All kinds of uses!

See Honey I told you they were good for me....These people on the DIS know about everything



Thanks Mary....

 

[Goofster57]

See Honey I told you they were good for me

Just in case anyone was wondering I know this is Buzz's thread, but I wasn't calling him "Honey"....