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This is a test of the emergency broadcast system in your area. Had this been an actual emergency you would be told to tune to your local emergency station. This is not an actual emergency. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming. I repeat. This is not an emergency.
Okey Dokey. I told you I type real SLOOOWWWW.
What happened to Java something something.. Do not change your name to protect the innocent. Update on the shirts please. Did they work? Am I lost? Can we just Tivo everything so I can watch in slow motion? Can I borrow Mel's cleaning lady? Do I need to drive to Canada and shoot a spit ball at a bully? Do I need a passport. Can I buy a Thin Mint cookie with a fast pass? These and other questions will be answered, next week, same time, same channel. Boom! Sock!
Is a Chesterfield a cigarette or not? Does anyone have a davenport? Does anyone even know what that is? How about a counterpane? I heard it was a bedspread. Is anyone dizzy? Do I drink a butter shot while riding Maelstrom? Does HorseGirl own a horse? Is his name Mr. Ed? Did Markie Mark and Rhonda go out to dinner?
LaLA - get a room!- and I mean that in the nicest way.
MOMOFMNM - I PM'd you with some info on Shades of Green.
pongoperdigirl - Do you own a Dalmation?
Wow - am I glad that is over.
And now the question of the day - Would you take a medication that the side effects are both fainting and diarrehha (?) I need spell check. I just saw a commercial for this drug and my DD thought that was funny.
I still need an aspirin. This took 45 minutes to type. Gotta do dishes. My maid didn't come today.