The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[paslea_pooh]

Chappie,Ed,JW,hooP,Lou and Mush

 

[horsegirl]

don't be jealous. Three is soooo not a crowd.

you are fresh and naughty. no wonder all the boys like you.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by horsegirl : Today at 09:31 AM. Reason: that sweet pure man was merely commenting on his family cruise...

Really..... may I introduce exhibit A:

Last edited by Chapter 11 : Today at 08:38 AM. Reason: Not just 4 days, Chris -- every day

I rest my case.

 

[horsegirl]

Really..... may I introduce exhibit A:



I rest my case.

you win



Counselor
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bye all

 

[paslea_pooh]

I was wondering who that strange bear was with the camera the other day.

At least I waited for you to get off the throne!!!

 

[brandt79]

Morning all!!!! 1 day until the Poly!!! Sorry, PMM, I shouldn't flaunt it. My deepest apologies.

I PM'd Horsey my guesses, but I'm pretty sure I didn't get all 18. But I'm not sure I'll be around tonight to find out, either! Hope you all have a great week - I'll be back next Friday, hopefully with pics of Viking Pluto - Maelstrom!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Okay it's either really late or this was really funny

thanks DMM

you must be warped like me, or not get out much, because I thought it was hilarious!
I can SOOOOOO entertain myself with PMMM

polymelonmoms musings...



that was m feeble attempt to be witty like ZZUB and Mel...

I am just missing something...


OH YEAH...

VOMIT.



PP!!! HOW DARE YOU liken me to Michael Jackson. Make no mistake about it....

I am darker and my nose is bigger. I like my men older too...

so there is no similarity

FURTHERMORE:
Have you visited the lodge??? THOSE girls with the thongs??

YEAH THOSE...

thats gonna be my end result sweetheart.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Last edited by hooP : Today at 09:01 AM. Reason: MOVE OVER MAX. ITS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT!

No worries hooP. I'll wait for you by the door as usual.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Mommp- i have so much to say to you. i am thinking about you and have wondered how you are handling all that. i will pm you later. bye lil mommy, i am glad you are just having 4 right now......


holy crap, only 4 days. watch out poly jennjenn will stalk you and steal your identity, like the pod people. she would do anything practically, i think, to go there in 4 days. if i can just say that.....

ohhh horseydiddlypooloveysweetiekittycatponypoo!!!

I am happy for any and all that get to experience the oasis that is the POLY!!

Its all good because we all know who the REAL TIKIPRINCESSPOLYMELONMOM truely is!!!


HAVE FUN MOMMYP AND BRANDT

you will never want to go anywhere else after this stay..


ye be properly warned




dangit!!
ITS THE WEEKEND SOON

I am sooooo ready to do Splash Mountain!!!

 

[littleladykaty]

Good Morning everyone!!! I got the day off, so I have plenty of time to write my anxiously awaited Hospital Trip Report...

Okay so I got whomped on by a bad man who did not like the fact that his child was being removed by DYFS...it was a mess and happened very fast and when it was over I had two broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder and a gash in the back of my head. Ick...it hurt.

Sooo...I get to take a trip to St.Barnabus ER...and I'm waiting and waiting and blah blah Xray blah blah reduce the dislocation blah blah this won't hurt LIARS blah blah blah...ahhhhhh...happy juice kicked in!!! So it's decided that I must stay that night because I am concussed...is that a word? And I'm waiting for my room and the xray when Nurse Helpershoes herself walks in. She doesn't have a register, but she has a clipboard and she aims to use it! She marches up to my bed and bellows. "HI HUNNY HOW ARE YOU?! I'M NURSE HELPERSHOES AND I'M HERE TO GET YOU ALL CHECKED IN AND SETTLED..." Good LORD woman my ears work just fine...after she shouts her greeting she hands me a yellow gown with cartoon characters all over it...

Me:Umm, no thanks, the gown I'm wearing is fine...(boring and blue but a little more adult thankyouverymuch)

NH:OH HUNNY EVERYBODY IN THE PROGRAM HAS TO WEAR THIS GOWN!!!

Program? wha? I'm feeling a little fuzzy but feel fairly confident that I can explain who I am and why I'm here.

Me:I'm not in a program...I'm just here because...

NH:WE KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE AND IT'S BEST IF YOU ARE JUST COMPLIANT. IT'S A CUTE GOWN, AND EVERYBODY IN THE PROGRAM WEARS IT!!! THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.

What on earth is this woman talking about?! I'm seriously confused and I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating or not at this point, which was really creeping me out!

Me:Ma'am, I don't know what program you are referring to.

NH:YOU ARE BEING CHECKED IN TO THE EATING DISORDERS CLINIC, AND EVERYBODY HAS TO WEAR THESE GOWNS IN THE PROGRAM.

I find that I am oddly flattered(which may be a problem in and of itself)...but now realize her clipboard is wrong and I start laughing and try to explain that I am NOT in fact in the eating disorders program...I mean I do have that wedding gown to get into, but I haven't gone that far yet!

Me:Ma'am, your clipboard is wrong. (I always start ma'aming and sir-ing people when I get nervous...which oddly most people around here do NOT appreciate! ) I am a social worker...had a run in with the father of a child...

NH:UH HUH, HUNNY, YOUR NAME IS RIGHT HERE ON MY CLIPBOARD, SEE-clipboard is shoved in my face and read for me-AILEEN MURPHY, 15 YEARS OLD, EDP CHECK IN MAY 17, 2006...SO LET'S GET THAT GOWN ON AND YOU CAN MAKE IT TO YOUR FIRST GROUP! DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?!

this woman seriously does NOT believe me, and I am in danger of being forcefully undressed and put into that cartoon character gown...perhaps if throw my certification out there...and I use my very stern social worker voice...she'll be impressed and awed by the sheer conviction with which I speak!

Me:Nurse Helpershoes. My name is Katy. I am 26 years old. I am a New Jersey state certified social worker. Your clipboard is wrong. I am obviously in the wrong area of the hospital. I am NOT an eating disorders patient, good lord LOOK AT ME, not your clipboard! (this last part was said with a little more hysteria than I had wanted, but she had that look in her eye that told me I'd soon be sporting a cartoon characters yellow program gown...which by the way is very disturbing...why put them in children's gowns?! Most of them are young adults, if not women in their 30s! What are they trying to do? Humiliate them into eating?! I make a mental note to speak to someone about this...)

NH:NOW LOOK HUNNY, MY CLIPBOARD SAYS THAT YOU ARE AILEEN MURPHY AND YOU ARE GETTING INTO THIS GOWN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER....

it seems that this woman's job is to intimidate and patronize eating disorder patients into wearing these horrid gowns...it further seems that she has had to do this more than once and has lost her ability to reason when it comes to these gowns...she actually put her hand on my boring but very adult blue hospital gown, and gave it a tug that said "I MEAN BUSINESS". My stern, controlled voice went out the window...I have a very big personal space and it had just been violated by scary Nurse Helpershoes. Now I was really mad and ever so slightly terrified which added to the ever growing hysteria in my voice.

Me:LOOK LADY, IF YOU TOUCH ME WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A VERY BIG PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG, CLIPBOARD OR NOT!

NH:NOW SEE HERE YOUNG LADY...

Me: I AM NOT A YOUNG LADY!!! I'M AN ADULT AND AN EMPLOYEE OF THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY WHO WAS JUST ASSAULTED IN THE FIELD AND I'M WAITING FOR MY XRAY. NOW YOU GO GET SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW, OR I WILL UNHOOK MY IV AND GO GET SOMEONE MYSELF!!

Nurse Helpershoes looks very annoyed at this point, but she has kept that maniacal smile on her face which has only gotten wider and more terrifying the more I resist the "program gown". I am helplessly attached to my IV and realize that I may actually have to make good of my threat and pull the thing out of my arm to escape this woman who is intent on getting me out of my adult blue gown sooner rather than later

NH:AILEEN, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE, BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE AND MY CLIPBOARD SAYS THAT...

Me:WHO CARES WHAT YOUR CLIPBOARD SAYS LADY!! THIS IS INSANE! GO GET SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW!

thankfully and right on cue the doctor that fixed my shoulder walks in...also reading a clipbord

Dr: Katy! I have your xray and...

he looks up at this point and surveys the scene...Nurse Helpershoes standing menacingly over me with the "program gown", me looking extremely harrassed and ready to start kicking people. I am SICK with relief and have now decided that he is the REAL Dr. McDreamy!! (not bad looking actually but married it seems...not that it mattered to Meredith and Derek but...focus focus...)

Me:THANK GOD! Dr. McDreamy Will you PLEASE tell this woman that I am NOT in the eating disorders program! That her Clipboard is WRONG! (I said the last part with a teensy bit of smugness and sarcasm...teensy bit)

Dr. McDreamy does this sort of condescending, raised eyebrows thing at Nurse Helpershoes...I am loving him more every second! TAKE THAT you scary commando ugly gown weilding FREAK!

Nurse Helpershoes begins looking frantically at her clipboard, glaring at it like it betrayed her.

NH: Well I don't know how this could have happened...it says right here on the clipboard...are you sure she's your patient...

This woman still does NOT believe that I am not in the Eating Disorders Program...she seems so fixated on getting me into that gown that even cold hard DR.MCDREAMY SAID SO evidence does not sway her...but then...Nurse Helpershoes #2...Nurse Crazypants (tie dyed ugly ugly pants) pops her head in and says "Aileen Murphy is still waiting to be checked in..."

HA HA HA Nurse Helpershoes! BE GONE!!! I give her my very best "I told you SO" look and oh it felt GOOD!!!

does this crazy **** woman say she's sorry? Does she apologize for terrorizing me for the last 20 minutes? NO! She has the audacity to look HUFFY and she turns and walks out...well I'll fix her little red wagon, just you WAIT!

I tell Dr. McDreamy what just happened. He does not seem as outraged as I had hoped he would...says he'll speak to someone, gives a little laugh, tells me nothing is broken and that a nurse will be along to take me to my room shortly. I was afraid to let him go. I did not want to be attacked by another nurse!

Luckily no more scary nurses tried to attack me. The nurse that did finally arrive looked very sane and friendly AND she was wearing a Disney scrubs top...which panicked me for a moment and I had to make sure she wasn't taking me to the children's ward...she assured me she was not and took me to my room (which was empty and just for me...no sick people I didn't know hogging the remote! )and when I was lamenting about not being able to watch The Amazing Race Finale, she turned the TV on for me and actually stayed and watched the Hippies claim their prize!!

The best part of the story is this...I was telling Nurse Disney about my honeymoon in WDW and she told me that she had been going to the world every year since she was born! We talked about this and that, her favorite places to eat etc This woman could very well be a Diser with all her knowledge of the secret ins and outs...so I asked her if she had ever ridden Maelstrom...and she says...(and I am NOT making this up)

Nurse Disney: Yeah I've ridden it...it's okay...I can't believe it's a FastPass though!!!! Oh NO she DIDN'T!!! But she did...I felt love from the Disboard even in the hospital!!!

(Jason had been in just before The Amazing Race started...I told him what had happened with crazy Nurse Helpershoes and when he had finished with whomever he had spoken to, I had THREE different administrators come in and apologize for the "problem" I'd had earlier...I was hoping they might slip me some cash...but alas, no love!)

So now I'm home and I'm okay...it hurts when I laugh and I am "supposed" to wear a stupid sling...which is NOT red by the way...somebody asked...it's boring blue (at least it isn't yellow with cartoon characters on it!!)

love y'all...thanks for the nice thoughts and such!!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

No worries hooP. I'll wait for you by the door as usual.

THATS WHAT I NEEDED FOR THE CHEATIN EX!!!

 

[horsegirl]

Really..... may I introduce exhibit A:



I rest my case.

Hay!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute! Pondering over my case, my real one, I had a thought.

I appeal my decision.

Morning riddlers, I'm in (hopefully). A cruise on the Wonder? Cool. We did a 4-day on the Wonder about 2 years ago. It was "wonder"ful. Man, that was totally lame. Sorry.

Oooh, Chappie! 4 days of Wonder??

The evidence speaks for itself. I rest my case.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

llk!!!!!!!!

I dont know if I should cry or laugh my a.... off because that was ONE super funny story!!

I am soooo sorry you got attacked! How terrifying!!!! Please get better soon!!!


MCDREAMY HUH??? How can I crack some ribs around here?? eh???


what a hooot and a holler katy!!!
funny yet morbidly sad and degrading


YOU ARE INDEED A STROMMER NOW MY DEAR.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I am boring, cheesy and tame. I am the Jungle cruise!!!!

No wonder I always get ignored

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by horsegirl : Today at 10:14 AM. Reason: i have to admit. 4 days of wonder sounds amazing. but every day? just wow.

how could a girl resist?

 

[LaLa]

Okay so I got whomped on by a bad man who did not like the fact that his child was being removed by DYFS...it was a mess and happened very fast and when it was over I had two broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder and a gash in the back of my head. Ick...it hurt.

OMG, LL Cool J.

I hope the creep was arrested on the spot. Thank God you're okay though. Here's some big ole Maelstrom hugs for ya....

Feel better soon.

I am boring, cheesy and tame. I am the Jungle cruise!!!!

No wonder I always get ignored

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

 

[jw50]

JW, you know whereof I speak...

..........

 

[horsegirl]

Morning all!!!! 1 day until the Poly!!! Sorry, PMM, I shouldn't flaunt it. My deepest apologies.

I PM'd Horsey my guesses, but I'm pretty sure I didn't get all 18. But I'm not sure I'll be around tonight to find out, either! Hope you all have a great week - I'll be back next Friday, hopefully with pics of Viking Pluto - Maelstrom!

Brandt baby! Have an awesome trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get lei'd and maitaied up for all of us Maelstrommers here! Give pluto a big maelstrom hug for me!!!!!!! I will check your pm now and get back to you before I head out. Thanks for playing. and for the love of anticipation, next time get a ticker!

 

[brandt79]

Brandt baby! Have an awesome trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get lei'd and maitaied up for all of us Maelstrommers here! Give pluto a big maelstrom hug for me!!!!!!! I will check your pm now and get back to you before I head out. Thanks for playing. and for the love of anticipation, next time get a ticker!

I stink at this game! 9!!! Yikes - I really thought I knew you all better than that! Oh well. I'll be excited to see who the winners are. And Horsey, I have a ticker - does it not work?!!!

 

[sheridac]

Morning all!!!! 1 day until the Poly!!! Sorry, PMM, I shouldn't flaunt it. My deepest apologies.

I PM'd Horsey my guesses, but I'm pretty sure I didn't get all 18. But I'm not sure I'll be around tonight to find out, either! Hope you all have a great week - I'll be back next Friday, hopefully with pics of Viking Pluto - Maelstrom!

brandt - enjoy my home away from home. don't forget to clean up after yourself though.