The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[dana0801]

No sweet Pooh, this is NOT a CRACKpot.

Is this his version of the porcelain god??????

 

[sheridac]

No sweet Pooh, this is NOT a CRACKpot.

Can I have some of that??

 

[horsegirl]

Whether we are Newbies or Lurkers, Old Veterans or new, talented writers or not, we are all part of the "Circle of Life". We must all be excellent to each other! We must set no expectations and no goals for eachother!

There is a scene from the movie Dodge Ball that goes something like this:

"I find that if I never set any goals for myself, I never get disapointed, and so far that has worked out great for me."

We should always act like we are on the spice.

We laugh together, cry together, Joke together, type together and spice together.

We take part in this because we all have needs whether we need to by needy or we need to share.

I once too was sad because no one noticed my post or PMed me.
now, when I type, I type for myself, I type for my country, I type for my dog, I type for Lou's dog, I type for the little dust particles that you see in your house as the sun shines through the window, I type for finger exercise, I type because when I am typing no one can interrupt my conversation.

Oh God. I just realized I'm mental. Is there a therapist in the house?

for the love of couches- i always have one emergency session available each week. it is at 2 pm. please do not come with your clown make-up on...

 

[hooP]

No sweet Pooh, this is NOT a CRACKpot.

I don't care how long we're married. I'm reporting you to Child Welfare!

 

[LaLa]

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Okay, does this mean I'm cool now like yall?

 

[dana0801]

for the love of couches- i always have one emergency session available each week. it is at 2 pm. please do not come with your clown make-up on...

Just for you to make you feel better.

 

[HaleyB]

Pooh, I love your kitchen. I just had to say.

 

[horsegirl]

Okay, does this mean I'm cool now like yall?

LALA! you have been cool since the get go baby! you slap happy girl you!

now, {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{slap}}}}}}}}}}}}}} you are the it girl, always have been.

tell dh mel only stalks lawyers who write trippies, so you are safe.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

No sweet Pooh, this is NOT a CRACKpot.

Poor Pooh!

 

[jw50]

Just throw it all out and buy new.

Always looking for a reason to go shopping aren't you Sheri

 

[Chapter 11]

for the love of couches- i always have one emergency session available each week. it is at 2 pm. please do not come with your clown make-up on...

You know, speaking of clowns, I came across this picture today, and thought you might like to see it, knowing how you love the clowns so much. Believe it or not, this is from a commercial for McDonalds in India (where cows are sacred -- figure that one out). Anyway, tell me if you think this would sell you anything:

 

[jw50]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 10:53 AM. Reason: actually I need brains, brawn and beauty. and a mustang.

You already have the first three

 

[sheridac]

You know, speaking of clowns, I came across this picture today, and thought you might like to see it, knowing how you love the clowns so much. Believe it or not, this is from a commercial for McDonalds in India (where cows are sacred -- figure that one out). Anyway, tell me if you think this would sell you anything:

HOLY CRAP CHAPPIE!!!!

 

[hooP]

for the love of couches- i always have one emergency session available each week. it is at 2 pm. please do not come with your clown make-up on...

I showed up to work today like this. Is this OK.

 

[horsegirl]

You know, speaking of clowns, I came across this picture today, and thought you might like to see it, knowing how you love the clowns so much. Believe it or not, this is from a commercial for McDonalds in India (where cows are sacred -- figure that one out). Anyway, tell me if you think this would sell you anything:

FORTHE LOVE OF CHILD ABUSE! THAT CHILD NEEDS MY EMERGENCY SESSION!

 

[LaLa]

Thanks for the PM Love Sher, Horsey, Frickles, Pongo and PasleaPooh. Sorry it took so long to check them this morning. I do have to at least act like I'm doing some work every now and then. But now I feel because I had so many peeps PM me that people were denied access to me.

Yep, if ya wanted me you couldn't get to me for about 10 minutes there. But now I've cleaned out my box, thank you very much PP, so feel free to once again converse with me privately at your leisure.

LY/MI

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!! Hey.

 

[horsegirl]

I showed up to work today like this. Is this OK.

Get the pond's cold cream now, and take off those bloomers!

You would change careers after examining me!

for the love of word choice! the proper terminology is assess, i would be assessing you! Examining you? Well i will leave that to your wife and your doctor. no get over here on my couch, but you will have to wait in the waiting room, as chappie has identified a child with higher needs than yours....

 

[Maxbon]

when I type, I type for myself, I type for my country, I type for my dog, I type for Lou's dog,

True dat hooPster....

 

[J and R's mom]

DMM--HI I saw the note you made about the comment I wanted to make to you-know-who. Hee-hee...is that clear as mud?

MommyPoppins-- Those pictures gave me chills. I'm so glad that no one was physically injured. I know the emotional scars will be around for awhile. Sorry to hear about the sick little ones as well. Cleaning up vomit is NO FUN and throwing up, of course, is even worse. to you and yours.

Spectro--This thread moves so fast that it's easy to feel between posts and many of them go un-commented (ohhh...I made a new word) on.

Dana-- How are things? I liked that F Minus cartoon!

Paslea_Pooh--I SOOOO laughed at those pictures. OMGosh....you're too funny.

hooP--Such a sweet and sappy moment. Sniff...I don't think you're mental at all....(of course, that's not saying much, now is it...seeing as how I find humor in thongs...) hmmmmm OHHHH and that picture you posted...you know the one....the guy with a TV tray as a belly...now that was just....well...FUNNY!

LaLa--You're one of the cool kids in class...Admit it, you were popular in high school...probably the prom queen and homecoming queen and the captain of the cheerleader squad....

Horsegirl--WOW...Is that what you get to look out on to EVERY day. I LOVE that picture. What a peaceful, beautiful, serene place to live. GORGEOUS!

ED--Those fanny packs ROCK! I think Zzub will take one of each!

Hi Lou, Max, Mel, Zzub, MOMNM, Grammy, Sheridac, Pongo, YAK, 2I&B(go study), HaleyB, GA, MarkyMark, Chapter11, jw50 and Ohhhh so many more (especially the lurkers!).

MAELSTROM!

 

[hooP]

True dat hooPster....

Thanks Max. Us hairy guys have got to stick together!