The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[jw50]

Last edited by GADISNEYGIRL : Today at 04:10 PM. Reason: I'm so distraught I forgot to post an edit. I'm off to play Monopoly Jr with my one true love: Wesley. Cause Mark's got his hands full with the Jens...

Well they are definitely handfulls

 

[vettechick99]

All I gotta do now is lure Vettechick over to the dark side, and my life will be complete.

The dark side?!?! You don't make it sound too appealing.

 

[Mush]

And the rest of us are chopped liver.....

Awww. JP...you know I love you and all of the Maelstrommmers that occasionally get coffee (and I really like those who haven't).

 

[Tikiman]

Hi vettechick, i'm horsegirl and love you.

PMM is putting on a class on the use of melons,
grammy is doing a lecture on kegal while traveling WDW, without an overhead, i hope
mel will be doing the standup during the lunchbreak
lala will be teaching a piece on how to look gorgeous whilst touring AK in 97 degree heat with 70% humidity
Mommyp-will teach how not to conceive whilst at the world
Pooh will be delivering how to utilze humor in posts on the Dis
Sher will be teaching a wildlife appreciation tour of AK
I am hoping Tikiman will do the greeting at the outset, with an inspirational piece on how to be adorable and start a darn good website
Snap would do a photographing the world segment
GCat will sew the adult sized princess dresses
rhonda and mark will explore swinging on the DIs and not making your spouse insecure
Frickles will teach about architecture and building at WDW
Pongo and DMM will coteach honeymooning at Diz and how to make your fiance think its his idea
Em's Mom will do a piece on Single parenting at Diz and loving every minute of it
haley will offer a course on Dissing with your Dh and sharing the love
KPK will teach the 6 elements of trip report writing- your key to success on the TR board
Tink is developing a sequelae - How to make every Tom, Dick and Harry let his Dw chose the hotel
I am hoping to teach how to convince hubby to do not only the world with the family, but without him and Hawaii in 3 consecutive months and still save for retirement.

Would you join our symposium and lecture on mixed drinks and the use of photos in effective trip report writing?

Perhaps your DH wouldn't miss you for a few days, and heck, seeing as it is an educational symposium, there would undoubtedly be a tax write off.

I was really hoping to give a demonstration of the kegal exercise but I would be happy to do a greeting…what am I doing a greeting for? Should I add a kegal page to the website? Will it need an age restriction?

 

[Loubon]

Wow it was only two short days ago (67 pages and 1,005 posts ago) that I was getting personal shout outs from Pongo and Sheri to join in the chat. Then today I see this....

Tikiman just crushed the dream of every Maelstrom man on this thread RIGHT MARKYMARK??? bbblllltttthhhh I don't need you to take me back anymore....
(I dumped him in the chat room cuz he was trash talkin' the POLY!!! So he left with some other "value" girl....

Not only do I getted dissed (that's dissed, not DISed) along with all my other male brethren for some guy who carves idol gods out of wood (and looks like he belongs on Survivor) but then I also realize that by missing last night's chat that "value" girl also dissed me for the reverend.

I may take my scotch tape and dental floss elsewhere if this keeps up.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

GA - I'm once again a Dork - I don't know how to quote an edit. Oh well!

Ya, I doubt if I can convince DH to go to the Maelstrom meet. Maybe if Vettechick will agree to be the Keynote?

Now, if y'all were to have a Maelstrom meet in the Great State of Georgia, I know I could come. DH LOVES Georgia!

Work on it OK?

 

[sheridac]

Wow it was only two short days ago (67 pages and 1,005 posts ago) that I was getting personal shout outs from Pongo and Sheri to join in the chat. Then today I see this....



Not only do I getted dissed (that's dissed, not DISed) along with all my other male brethren for some guy who carves idol gods out of wood (and looks like he belongs on Survivor) but then I also realize that by missing last night's chat that "value" girl also dissed me for the reverend.

I may take my scotch tape and dental floss elsewhere if this keeps up.

I never left you. I must point out that it was you, my friend, extending the invitations to the other girls.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Lou - I'm all yours if you want me. No one else does.

Call me confused . . .I've got it all, brains, money potential, wifely arts. I might even have a dowry. Of course, I also come with two kids, a dog and a husband, so . . .

 

[Frickles]

Frick Frick Frickety Frickles, my fellow fine in 89er-

Yeah, you're gonna be singin' Laffy Taffy all day today, arent' ya? Okay, how's this one:

Some girls are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin'... real high-rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move

Is that better?

Sooooo much better!!!!! I needed that!!!

 

[sheridac]

I was really hoping to give a demonstration of the kegal exercise but I would be happy to do a greeting…what am I doing a greeting for? Should I add a kegal page to the website? Will it need an age restriction?

Do you provide private lessons with personal instruction?

 

[paslea_pooh]

In my neverending quest to Educate you people.

What Are Kegel Exercises?
Kegel, or pelvic floor muscle exercises are done to strengthen the muscles which support the urethra, bladder, uterus and rectum.

Why Do Kegel Exercises?
Often the pelvic floor muscles are weak which contributes to problems with losing urine. Doing the exercises correctly and regularly can strengthen the muscles. Stronger muscles lead to little or no urine loss for many women. It is also risk-free, low cost and painless!

How Do You Do Them?
Over one-third of women start out squeezing the wrong muscles. Therefore, it is helpful to work with a doctor or nurse who can teach you the correct technique

Is There Anything I Should Change Once The Exercises Become Easy?
Once the exercises become easy, you can further strengthen the muscles by squeezing to a count of eight and relaxing to a count of eight. Repeat this for five minutes two times a day. It will also work the muscle more to do the exercises with your knees apart.

Helpful Hints
Listen to music when you do the exercises - this can make it more fun! Keep a calendar and give yourself a check mark or star each time you do the exercises. This will help you keep track of when you started and keep you motivated. If you stop doing the exercises, start again! Just remember it takes regular practice to See results.

 

[tink38]

You guys are so hoeing again. And hoping back and forth over the fence.

I ain't no hoe. I married DICK.

 

[LaLa]

In my neverending quest to Educate you people.

What Are Kegel Exercises?
Kegel, or pelvic floor muscle exercises are done to strengthen the muscles which support the urethra, bladder, uterus and rectum.

Why Do Kegel Exercises?
Often the pelvic floor muscles are weak which contributes to problems with losing urine. Doing the exercises correctly and regularly can strengthen the muscles. Stronger muscles lead to little or no urine loss for many women. It is also risk-free, low cost and painless!

How Do You Do Them?
Over one-third of women start out squeezing the wrong muscles. Therefore, it is helpful to work with a doctor or nurse who can teach you the correct technique

Is There Anything I Should Change Once The Exercises Become Easy?
Once the exercises become easy, you can further strengthen the muscles by squeezing to a count of eight and relaxing to a count of eight. Repeat this for five minutes two times a day. It will also work the muscle more to do the exercises with your knees apart.

Helpful Hints
Listen to music when you do the exercises - this can make it more fun! Keep a calendar and give yourself a check mark or star each time you do the exercises. This will help you keep track of when you started and keep you motivated. If you stop doing the exercises, start again! Just remember it takes regular practice to See results.

Okay raise your hand if you started doing Kegels when you read this.

 

[Tikiman]

Wow it was only two short days ago (67 pages and 1,005 posts ago) that I was getting personal shout outs from Pongo and Sheri to join in the chat. Then today I see this....



Not only do I getted dissed (that's dissed, not DISed) along with all my other male brethren for some guy who carves idol gods out of wood (and looks like he belongs on Survivor) but then I also realize that by missing last night's chat that "value" girl also dissed me for the reverend.

I may take my scotch tape and dental floss elsewhere if this keeps up.

Don't even start with me or I will carve you into something!!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Okay raise your hand if you started doing Kegels when you read this.

Yeah, me too. And 2 c-sections later . . .

Okay, going to pick up the loves of my life now, and since DH has class tonight, maybe I'll try drastic measures to fix that stupid chat problem.

 

[Loubon]

I never left you. I must point out that it was you, my friend, extending the invitations to the other girls.

I didn't extend anything to the other girls.

Amy, I have a wife, two kids and a dog (who also posts on these boards BTW) so we are equally matched. (I almost said burdoned but then I remembered my wife and oldest DD also post on these boards so I better behave.)

 

[Tikiman]

Do you provide private lessons with personal instruction?

That is the only way you will really learn!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

I didn't extend anything to the other girls.

Amy, I have a wife, two kids and a dog (who also posts on these boards BTW) so we are equally matched. (I almost said burdoned but then I remembered my wife and oldest DD also post on these boards so I better behave.)

Well, then, surely our respective spouses are perfect for each other?

And I haven't yet been able to teach my dog to post. How'd you do it?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

In my neverending quest to Educate you people.

Thanks Professor Pooh!

These are very valuable lessons to know if your kids ever get a trampoline and they ask Mommy to jump with them

Tikiman......."Don't even start with me or I will carve you into something!!!"

 

[Chapter 11]

Chapter 11-I am no longer speaking to you. And the Dire Straits CD is about to get it. And I was even willing to share. Hmmmppphh.

Damn, knew I forgot something (mental note to self, do not dis Rhonda, as her husband's about the only chance I got to stay out of, well, the not so pleasant place). Rhonda, dear Rhonda, you know you are the jelly to my peanut butter, the bacon to my lettuce and tomato, the tonic to my gin (say, anybody feel like a snack?). Please don't shred the DS CD. It's one of those special things we share (well, that, and an affinity for Epcot DVC resorts). Can I make it up to you?