The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Yzma and Kronk]

psst..YAK I already guessed, last post the page before this

Whew - you guys post too fast for my old DELL here.

I did say, run, don't skip!

 

[Frickles]

hi frickels!!!!

Hey sweet Melonmommy!!!!!

 

[LaLa]

Jumpin' Mel Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas. I know I've had to many laffytaffy and nerds today.....sugar rush!

Shake that Laffay Taffay
That Laffay Taffay
That Laffay Taffay
That Laffay Taffay, Girl
Shake that Laffay Taffay
That Laffay Taffay
That Laffay Taffay
That Laffay Taffay

Candy Girl......

You want Manilow back yet, Yak?????

 

[MOMOFMNM]

pongo!!!

hey sista!!!

lala!!
did you not see my special visitor??? huh????

oh yeah!!!!

polymelonmama likey likey likey!!!

 

[Chapter 11]

Good gracious people!! I leave for a few hours to go see my son and his 2nd grade class put on a production of A Midsummer's Night Dream (absolutely adorable by the way -- I'll be marketing the DVD a little later), and come back to this unholy mess. Let me clear a few things up (in no particular order):

JenP -- Dude, Bad Kitty is not a dude (kids today with their language, sheesh)

Mumbler -- What exactly is it that you'd like to do with Mickey's pants? Inquiring minds would like to know.

Haley -- you're not on ignore (see above). Can't miss good theater ('specially when the boy is playing Lysander to fair Hermia).

Vettechick -- speaking of good theater, love the shout out for the Cheetah -- I can actually see it from my office window -- oh wait, there you are now. Can you see me waving?

YAK -- curious, did you fly for Air Tahiti Nui? If so, I've been on your airline (and to some of those same islands).

Frickles -- hi neighbor The Avatar is starting to grow on me. Which worries me. greatly.

Horseyponypoodle chick -- LY/MI -- and your other crush is fine with me. How can I compete with that?

LaLa -- Saw a funeral procession when I was driving back from my son's school, and thought of camera phones. And bar fights. And then I became very worried that I'm spending way too much time with you ... um ... very nice people.

Whew. I'm beat.

 

[Chapter 11]

(This space free for rent -- any takers?)

 

[LaLa]

Melons-

Yeah Girl. I saw your man asking about your dental floss.

Look out Tikiman. If you see a white van riding by your house in the middle of the night, it might just be our girl Melons. And she ain't playin around.

Hey, didja see we posted at the very exact same minute before? I've been doing that alot with MellyMel lately. And then there was the cat thing. Creepy Dee. Maybe we're all the same person, you, me and Mel. We'd make one hip chick, that's for sure.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Chappie - you're definitely spending too much time with us. Apparently you have cloned yourself and you're both doing the same thing.

Midsummer's Night - one of the better ones - I loved that one. It must have been a riot to see 2nd graders interpreting the play!

 

[vettechick99]

Hey Ally - I was all excited at first when I saw your countdown to only 28 more days til no rugrats thinking that YOU were having a rugrat, then figured out that was backwards, so then . . .

I was getting all concerned that in your specialized line of work you only got a 28 day summer vacation, and then . . .

Yeah, I realized it's not summer yet, and that is the countdown UNTIL the summer vacation.

A day in the life of Amy's mind.

Can't you get Kory to read about all the swingin and boozin and grubbin that we do around here and lure him down to Epicot for just one little weekend to join in our meet? Tell him he would have celebrity status.

Back to the regularly scheduled 'stromin.

GeorgiaAristocat - Man, that was one polluted stream of thought! LOL

I'll have to tell him what you said about celebrity status. Although, he's always stressed about meeting my people from the net. All the time he asks me if I make stuff up about him for my stories - he's quite convinced I do nothing but make fun of him on the net. Of course I tell him not to worry, that I would never make up anything when he gives me all the material I'd ever need.

Chapter 11 - Yeah, can't you see me? I'm on the main stage. Two-for-ones later tonight!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

YAK -- curious, did you fly for Air Tahiti Nui? If so, I've been on your airline (and to some of those same islands).

Nope - It was Air New Zealand. I was in the boring department. Sales and Marketing Manager. I was one of those annoying airline suits who used to sit up front for free. Ah, those were the days!

 

[jw50]

Anyone notice that none of the men folk are talking about trying to make the Maelstrom meet? Chickens.

Haley, what would be your reaction if your hubby said to to you "Oh by the way I am going to Disney in Oct to meet a bunch of hotties while you are stuck here teaching school."

Some wives might say "Sure, have fun." That would not be the response from my wife

 

[Frickles]

Hey 11!

Mel and Lala '89...thinks for the compliment earlier about my pic! Y'all are too sweet. Lala..you must stop singing that laffy taffy song though. You know I'm down with the hip new songs - but that one, ugh. Go back to Barry!!!

Mel, since you spoke to me does this mean I'm off of your ignore list? As far as your flirting skills go, I think there are several chicks here who can give you some good tips.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Some wives might say "Sure, have fun." That would not be the response from my wife

I'd let you go. But you'd have to adhear to the "what goes on the road, stays on the road" saying

You never know with these Maelstromers.

Unfortunately, there is about a zero percent chance I'll be there.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Unfortunately, there is about a zero percent chance I'll be there.

I have to say that I am really going to miss those who will not be able to attend. I feel like I got lucky in planning my dates, since those were planned long before this craziness.

I promise to raise a 'rita in honor of all those who will be keeping the thread alive while the rest of us are there. And to take lots of pics. And post them!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

pongo!!!

hey sista!!!

lala!!
did you not see my special visitor??? huh????

oh yeah!!!!

polymelonmama likey likey likey!!!

Hey my sista!!!

How's it going....

 

[Mush]

Vette -- just rub it in. I'm not THAT much older than you. Heck, I was one of her groupies before I ran into Delswife

HaleyB -- re: cybergirls.....SSSHHHHHH!!!!

Y&K SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS

Melons -- Thanks for the birthday wishes...only 250 or so days to go before the next one

Grumpy -- coffee shop is the Lodge ... for some absolutely stupid reason this place won't let anyone post the full name. lodge boards dot com without a space. The evil twin of this thread is located there.


GA -- now that I'm in the yearbook...SEE YA!

All I gotta do now is lure Vettechick over to the dark side, and my life will be complete.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

All I gotta do now is lure Vettechick over to the dark side, and my life will be complete.

And the rest of us are chopped liver.....

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Chapter 11-I am no longer speaking to you. And the Dire Straits CD is about to get it. And I was even willing to share. Hmmmppphh.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Babe - you know I love you! Always and forever! I'll be home in a bit!

Blessings!
MarkyMark (Mrs. MarkyMark's hubby)

 

[LaLa]

Mel and Lala '89...thinks for the compliment earlier about my pic! Y'all are too sweet. Lala..you must stop singing that laffy taffy song though. You know I'm down with the hip new songs - but that one, ugh. Go back to Barry!!!

Frick Frick Frickety Frickles, my fellow fine in 89er-

Yeah, you're gonna be singin' Laffy Taffy all day today, arent' ya? Okay, how's this one:

Some girls are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin'... real high-rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move

Is that better?