vettechick99 said:
Man, I'm so jealous of all the trips! I almost had DH convinced of a trip this year. I was telling him about free dining and I could literally see him watering at the mouth. Then he crushed my hopes and dreams with, "No, we aren't doing Disney again this year. I want to go somewhere else."
Blah.
Kegels! Hey, do them during youknowwhat and hello!
Hi vettechick, i'm horsegirl and love you.
PMM is putting on a class on the use of melons,
Jamal will demonstrate effect wishes watching and photo success at a character Meet and Greet
Yak will discuss the importance of the state of Georgia and it's impact on Maelstrommers
Shelby will provide the music and perhaps a few guest appearances and photo ops
grammy is doing a lecture on kegal while traveling WDW, without an overhead, i hope
mel will be doing the standup during the lunchbreak
lala will be teaching a piece on how to look gorgeous whilst touring AK in 97 degree heat with 70% humidity
Mommyp-will teach how not to conceive whilst at the world
Pooh will be delivering how to utilze humor in posts on the Dis
Sher will be teaching a wildlife appreciation tour of AK
I am hoping Tikiman will do the greeting at the outset, with an inspirational piece on how to be adorable and start a darn good website
Snap would do a photographing the world segment
GCat will sew the adult sized princess dresses
rhonda and mark will explore swinging on the DIs and not making your spouse insecure
Frickles will teach about architecture and building at WDW
Pongo and DMM will coteach honeymooning at Diz and how to make your fiance think its his idea
Em's Mom will do a piece on Single parenting at Diz and loving every minute of it
haley will offer a course on Dissing with your Dh and sharing the love
KPK will teach the 6 elements of trip report writing-
your key to success on the TR board
Tink is developing a sequelae - How to make every Tom,
Dick and Harry let his Dw chose the hotel
I am hoping to teach how to convince hubby to do not only the world with the family, but without them and Hawaii in 3 consecutive months and still save for retirement.
Would you join our symposium and lecture on mixed drinks and the use of photos in effective trip report writing?
Perhaps your DH wouldn't miss you for a few days, and heck, seeing as it is an educational symposium, there would undoubtedly be a tax write off.