The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[horsegirl]

he's over here. with me. he likes girls who take control.

Send him over here since he's up North. Do you think I like control? Control, surprizes and clean vents. Tough to please. Oh, and fantasy men that don't look like Gary. ick.

 

[Grammyof2]

Paslea - wait till you are old like me. That way they don't fall to far. Imagine me in the old folks home. Those nurses will be cracking up.

I don't know what they are I am making dinner for my Mom and Dad.

It takes old people a long time to pee, but i made it. Thanks June Allison.

 

[paslea_pooh]

My head is starting to hurt again.

 

[Grammyof2]

My head is starting to hurt again.

Grab a fanny pack.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Send him over here since he's up North. Do you think I like control? Control, surprizes and clean vents. Tough to please. Oh, and fantasy men that don't look like Gary. ick.

I'm feelin' the need to kick some Horsey-Butt!!!!!!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Alright - here' what I say - there shouldn't be like 10 pages all from Sunday morning! Y'all were supposed to go to church - didn't you read my post last night? hee hee

I must chime in on the gift thing. As of late Rhonda and I have dispensed with heavy gift giving. We have both agreed that we shouldnb't buy something we're going to sell on ebay 6 months later and also, we'd rather have the money for disney world. Plus, I kinda went the full monty for the first valentine's day after we got married.

Here's the story. Rhonda's dad went on a trip when she was waaay young. When he came back he had brought her this little stuffed cat that she promptly named kitty. It went with her everywhere. Even as an adult. Kitty went with un on our honeymoon even. She sleeps with him. Not so much anymore - She lets Wesley sleep with him on occasion now. Anyway, at some point in her younger years, kitty lost an eye. It was one of those eyes just glued in, you know?

So for Valentine's day that year I got a hold of an eye and glued it in and wrapped kitty up for her present. When she opened it,l she looked at me like, "I think you've gone mad. Why did you wrap up my cat." But then she saw he had an eye and said, "He can see again" and burst into tears.

Ever since I've been trying to top that one and haven't come close.

Oh well.

And also - get this. All this 80s talk we've been doing. We're starting a new Sunday School class for children of the 80's. How many of you have ever had your pastor sing "867-5309" in worship before? As I made the announcements in worship this morning, I was going through a list like, "If you're still bitter because Wham! broke up, this class is for you! If Aha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite music video, this class is for you. If you typed your term papers on a Commodore 64, this class is for you. If you know how to Wang Chung, this class is for you. If you know this phone number - 867-5309, then this class is for you!" Our folks loved it. We had a lot of folks nodding and saying they want to be in the class. We're also going to have an 80's party with big hair and rolled up jeans and all that in 2 weeks to kinda kick it all off.

Just thought y'all might find that funny!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[paslea_pooh]

I'll be right back...I've run out of depends...

 

[horsegirl]

My head is starting to hurt again.

pooh- hair o' the dog girlfriend. grab a champagne americana. you'll feel better. unless we keep getting toilet images, and images of zzub and gary.

 

[LaLa]

Can you make him a lil bigger? The pic I mean?

Your wish is my command, Horseypoo!

Now, you think that makes up for the aging Joe Piscapo prehurl? ZZUB, you have just now become the Maelstromers sex symbol.

And yes, you can thank me later.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

omg this thread has totally gone south...

and I ain't talkin' the Mason-Dixon line either ladies....

holy moley...to think ya'll are in the gutter without me...

makes me sad
or jealous.

and ZZUBBIIEEE IS HOT!!! OUT by the lake on a lap top naked!!!!


ohhhhh
poly-mel-ooooon mama like....

It reminds me of Christian summer camp...the year it went wireless...all kinds of wireless...

yeah

hot

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Paslea Pooh????

I SURE HOPE your edit in post #3329 was a quote from a movie or somethin'.

Geez.

 

[paslea_pooh]

And also - get this. All this 80s talk we've been doing. We're starting a new Sunday School class for children of the 80's. How many of you have ever had your pastor sing "867-5309" in worship before? As I made the announcements in worship this morning, I was going through a list like, "If you're still bitter because Wham! broke up, this class is for you! If Aha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite music video, this class is for you. If you typed your term papers on a Commodore 64, this class is for you. If you know how to Wang Chung, this class is for you. If you know this phone number - 867-5309, then this class is for you!" Our folks loved it. We had a lot of folks nodding and saying they want to be in the class. We're also going to have an 80's party with big hair and rolled up jeans and all that in 2 weeks to kinda kick it all off.

Just thought y'all might find that funny!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Raise your hand if you've actually called 867-5309

 

[sheridac]

Well then... you can tell us all:

What DOES ZZUBie look like?

And smell like?

Oh, all right.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Paslea Pooh????

I SURE HOPE your edit in post #3329 was a quote from a movie or somethin'.

Geez.

Dodgeball.

What kinda sick puppy do ya think I am? Don't answer that.

 

[Grammyof2]

Marky Mark - Please don't do full Monty today. The ladies won't be able to leave that alone.

And I can Wang Chung tonight

 

[paslea_pooh]

Oh, all right.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

did markymark say he went full monty??

just clarifying....

wang chung???

Oh crap I think I am thinking of something else...but either way there was nudity as in zzubbie by the lakey lake all naked-nakedy....

 

[horsegirl]

Oh, all right.

OMG Sher- where'd ya get your spleen fixed? Now I need a new one. Can spleens be cloned?

 

[LaLa]

omg this thread has totally gone south...

and I ain't talkin' the Mason-Dixon line either ladies....

holy moley...to think ya'll are in the gutter without me...

makes me sad
or jealous.

and ZZUBBIIEEE IS HOT!!! OUT by the lake on a lap top naked!!!!


ohhhhh
poly-mel-ooooon mama like....

It reminds me of Christian summer camp...the year it went wireless...all kinds of wireless...

yeah

hot

Dodgeball.

What kinda sick puppy do ya think I am? Don't answer that.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball......

I'm feelin ya PasleaPooh

 

[paslea_pooh]

Of course my pooping smilie posts right Under Rev. MarkyMark....

I am going to H * E * double hockey sticks for sure.