The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Yzma and Kronk]

Yzma and Kronk... Are we affectionaly calling you YAK now?

Sure.........no problem

Can I call you PP???

 

[paslea_pooh]

Sure.........no problem

Can I call you PP???

But of course ya can... My little Kronk is named after your DH !!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Mel OMG!!! I was having a crappy day and then I read your story and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Sheri- Happy Birthday, Love the bling bling. For shizzle!

I have one of those headaches that won't go away...it hurt my head when the phone rang this mornin...ugh..made me nauseous a couple times...

 

[paslea_pooh]

Okay, Maelstroming Pack of Menaces....

I'm off to have a lovely date with my Lovely DH. Don't be having too much fun without me.



Mel, hold off on those puke and poop stories...ZZUB can't afford too many more keyboards. Should we start up a collection for him? Nah, forgetaboutit..He's a lawyer, he can afford them himself. Sorry ZZUB.


DMM....I see you got tagged and I am seriously jealous...It must be all your puke stories.... you are either getting peed in the eye or being puked on...Is this was the Tag Fairy finds worthy? Or is it your love for that pilot man....Mr. JT? Anyhoo... I love ya.. Mean IT....

Horseypoodleypoohgirlygirlpony.....I tried to make your name longer...but I couldn't think of more things to add.... I hope you had a good day today..What WERE you doing? Riding horses, I think? How nice. Your life sounds wonderful.


Lala..... Lala My laaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaa o di laaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaa... I have spent about 3 hours today reading your TR.... When DHFW found her red backpack...... I almost cried!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soooo glad DD didn't have that horrible staph infection staphoccooocollusss(whatever the H*E*L*L*) that was called!!! That part about your DH being your ROCK, that really touched me, that's my DH in a nutshell. I'm only up to part 14....tomorrow I will continue.... You are toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny !!!


Have a good night y'all.....

 

[sheridac]

pooh - have a great date night!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Yay - PP I'm so happy now I have a Sis! The Sisterhood of the fast moving thread!

Your vent story was and Mel's........that one was just plain gross!
Maybe you can call the contractor "Pee-brain"

I think a new Yankee Candle scent is in the works. "Corn Poop" and "Vent Pee"

Sheridac - Wow, nice present!

I was away this afternoon and when I come back, it looks as if ZZUB tossed his cookies! More puking!

JW50 - whew! My brain is hurting

Made my escape just a few days ago
I don't wanna tell you how low you can go
Movin' on up get a job quickly
Somthin hit me I don't know wot it was
I wanna go back this (week)
I wanna go back this (week)
I wanna go back this (minute)

I wanna go back to school
I wanna go back to school
You might think I'm a crazy fool
I wanna go back to school
Man its safer in there
The world outside is so uncool

All you 89's - name that one!

MELLY - Hope the ribs came out OK. It's too cold, foggy, etc tonight. I had popcorn for dinner! We went to see Ice Age The Meltdown. Isn't funny how you eat too much popcorn at the movies and then for the rest of the night you feel like you want to.......oh never mind! The movie wasn't that good either!

 

[Chapter 11]

Oh for the love of all that is good and right in the world, can we please leave the Barry Manilow off this board? Unless, of course, you want me to start singing "Weekend in New England".

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Oh for the love of all that is good and right in the world, can we please leave the Barry Manilow off this board? Unless, of course, you want me to start singing "Weekend in New England".

NO PLEASE DON'T

I own one Manilow. 2AM Paradise Cafe

Anyone remember that one?

 

[sheridac]

Oh for the love of all that is good and right in the world, can we please leave the Barry Manilow off this board? Unless, of course, you want me to start singing "Weekend in New England".

she started it!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Not a translation but a definition:



It will be interesting to see what the filters don't like

oh deary me!!! I just severed my jujunum....
and mamillary capsules...the laughter subsides the pain...

If I wasn't just about to leave for mass and a church function I would say a few things here...about this...

OF COURSE
better yet...I think I need that as a tag...maybe a siggy line???

Many women have bared their melons on the Internet, and such displays are generally considered legal and acceptable.

not fair...I had a t shirt on...so there.

Coffee anyone?

 

[Shelby5514]

better yet...I think I need that as a tag...maybe a siggy line???

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How about that???

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Hey everybody - it's Mark and Rhonda sitting here together. We've been editing signature lines. Hope you like the new pics! One is this past January with Wesley and "Our Wendy" and the rest of the gang. The other is from Christmas of '04 when we just happened upon these 4 characters in the lobby of CRT at the Christmas Party. It was waaaaay cool! There was no one else around and apparently no one knew they were in there!

Blessings!
Da Rev & Mrs. Marky Mark

 

[HaleyB]

While in the midst of prepping a Gross Out The ZZUBster tale in my head... I had a NEW FRESH GROSS OUT happen. Right here. Right now. In happyhauntland. Compliments of the tiniest, sweetest, sickest happyhaunt. Yes, my sweet little Crackhead Tommy.

..............


Because he made it. But not to the toilet. He managed to pull his pants and undies down and THEN HE MADE IT. Not to the toilet...

But to the VENT.

The vent in the floor. Which leads to the ductwork. Which goes throughout the house.

And is now filled with... well... POOP. The consistancy of chocolate milk.

DH is at a hockey game.

I had to try my best to clean it up. With a roll of paper towels wrapped around a fly-swatter and secured to it with elastic bands.

'Cause I can MacGuyver anything. Apparently.

I've created the first, "extension poop vent mopper" known to man.

Super.

I feel sick.

And I'm afraid to turn the heat on in our house tonight.

And I'm so pleased I put CORN in the lasagna last night, too.

I think I might need the long BBQ tongs to solve THAT problem.

Later, Mel.

I have tears streaming down my face right now Mel.. That was a Coke through the nose story if I ever heard one. I laughed so hard I cried. Talent, that is what you have, talent. And funny kids.

Off to touch up my make-up. First time I have worn any in about a year. Have a party to get to....



Sher I missed your birthday! Happy Birthday. See what happens when I have to skip pages to catch up.

 

[HaleyB]

Ok so I am a hit and run poster today. Going. Catch up later gaters.

 

[kpk89]

Hey, how bout that? I quoted an edit!


Hey Hey, you were not cool unless you tightrolled your jeans where I'm from. And had big hair. And a Coppertone tan. And day glo lipstick.

And because Missississippi is know for its fashionistas, we came up with a new use for the bandana. No, not the do rag. That came later. We'd take a color coordinated bandana and roll it up, then wear it around our neck like a necklace. If you were really cool, you let the end of it unravel a little and then turned you collar up on your shirt.

And does anybody remember Z Cavarricci? You know those jeans with the really huge yoke on the front that turned down? Now that's what I call stylin'!

Yes, Marky Mark. As if you couldn't guess, I graduated in 89, as in right about the time that the real Marky Mark was so hot I think. And Vanilla Ice. And MC Hammer. I literally cannot believe we have a 20 year reunion coming up in 3 years. That thought blows me away. DH's is in 2 years. Our ten year reunion was a lot of fun. I was voted "Least Changed" since high school. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out whether that's good or bad.

Our class song was Rod Stewart's Forever Young. Everytime I hear it, it brings back so many memories.

Any other 89ers out there? Did kpk89 ever post about that? Sorry, but I must have missed it in the 30 pages yall posted since about 4:00 yesterday.

LaLa and Mark! I am soooo class of '89! And the jean rolling thing was definitely not just a southern thing. We did it in NH, too! We also had Z. Cavaricci, but I don't recall the bandanna thing. I don't think we even have bandannas up here. Big hair, yes. We used to tease my sister that she needed to open the sunroof to fit her bangs in the car.

A few of us actually went to Grad Nite at WDW, 1989 . Samantha Fox, New Kids on the Block, Information Society, whoo hoo! We had sooo much fun, but also got totally ragged on by tan southern girls for our pasty whiteness. Fun!

 

[kpk89]

FRICKLES and NICOLEMARIE! I knew I liked yall!!!

Although Nicole Marie, I must remind you that 89 Rules, 88 Drools.

I sooooo remember the Banana Clip. That was the year I moved up from Aqua Net to Aussie hairspray and the smell of it still reminds me of high school.

Okay, how bout button covers? Did yall wear those? You know, you'd wear a long white button front shirt over some black leggings and put button covers all the way down the front of the shirt. Ahhhhhh yeah.... Then you'd go to a party at somebody's house with your girls on the weekend after a football game and dance to Young MC. Tryin' your hardest to attract the attention of the game winning quarterback. With your killer moves.

Just bust a move...

Just to jog your memory a little more...

Esprit, Generra, United Colors of Benetton, Banana Republic, Keds worn without the shoe laces, boxer shorts worn as actual shorts with paint splatters on them and stuff like Seniors Rule! written in those cute little letters on the leg, permed poofy hair, rippin' up a perfectly good pair of jeans and bleachin' the heck out of em...

shall I continue?

Totally -- 88 drools, except that my first true love was '88 and we had some very good times.

Don't forget the Sun Country Wine Coolers! ewwwww, bad tree-hugging yakking memory.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

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How about that???

LOVE IT~~~~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chapter 11]

Totally -- 88 drools, except that my first true love was '88 and we had some very good times.

Don't forget the Sun Country Wine Coolers! ewwwww, bad tree-hugging yakking memory.

Acckkk -- wine coolers. Good lord, that's a "throw up in your mouth a little" memory. That, and do you remember Little Kings beer? Came in little tiny bottles and tasted absolutely foul (but they were fun to drink). Or is that a little before you youngsters' time?

 

[kpk89]

Orlando Bloom is icky. To me.

He's the pretty, clean pirate in Pirates of the Carribean.

I don't like HIS type of pirate.

I think I'll stick with Gary and the other guy on this page.

Thank you very much.

Well, JD was a pretty great pirate too. Actually the worst pirate I ever heard of. But I have heard of him. Gary's not bad ... I don't think he's icky, but not totally HOT either. Gary's in the middle of my road.

Don't be sensitive ... it's ok if you like Gary and SOME people, well, don't. I'm just saying.

 

[sheridac]

Acckkk -- wine coolers. Good lord, that's a "throw up in your mouth a little" memory. That, and do you remember Little Kings beer? Came in little tiny bottles and tasted absolutely foul (but they were fun to drink). Or is that a little before you youngsters' time?

Sorry Ch 11 - it was OV splits for us.