The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[SoNotAPrincess]

MommyP - thanks for reminding me!

Melons - I've got you on ignore, too.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

gross

What Sher, you don't like Chicago, either? What is WITH you people??

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

gross

I just threw up A LOT in my mouth.

 

[jw50]

I wonder who these lyrics are for

(Why don't you come out) (come out) with your red dress on
(Come out) Mmm, you look so fine
(Come out) Move it nice and easy
Girl, you'll make me lose my mi-ind

Probably too old for most of the kiddies here

 

[sheridac]

What Sher, you don't like Chicago, either? What is WITH you people??

no, not chicago, sappiness between you and the thong-lover

 

[sheridac]

I just threw up A LOT in my mouth.

you have to hold mine first. I feel projectile coming on

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

no, not chicago, sappiness between you and the thong-lover

Ya ya, sista!!!

 

[sheridac]

I wonder who these lyrics are for

(Why don't you come out) (come out) with your red dress on
(Come out) Mmm, you look so fine
(Come out) Move it nice and easy
Girl, you'll make me lose my mi-ind

Probably too old for most of the kiddies here

I KNEW you liked my red dress!

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Ya ya, sista!!!

I loved Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood. The book.

The movie, notsomuch.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

you have to hold mine first. I feel projectile coming on

We'll go at the same time. I get the vent. You get the outlet. Or Tommy's stroller.

Mellyman and I spent last evening, when you all were busy CHATTING, having the GREAT STROLLER DEBATE.

I've got to completely demo it in the next week. So I can replace it for our trip.

 

[horsegirl]

I wonder who these lyrics are for

(Why don't you come out) (come out) with your red dress on
(Come out) Mmm, you look so fine
(Come out) Move it nice and easy
Girl, you'll make me lose my mi-ind

Probably too old for most of the kiddies here

sherry, sheerrrry, sherry ba-aby
sherry, baby
sherry, won't ya come out tonight

I'm vintage, baby, like a fine merlot

 

[paslea_pooh]

Horseypoodleyponychickiesassyhottiecutiepatootiegirl.....Thanks for the PM. I was beginning to think I was forgotten around here. Nice to see you've gotten the 666 removed from your scalp.


I did make it on to the Perfect Womans list. Actually, Pooh's DH humour made it on. But I'll take what I can get. He's got a great Poop story. I'll see if I can get him to tell it. It involves his older brother and a tree.

Mommypoppins...I put "Tequila Makes her Clothes come off" on my Ipod, in honor of you and Grammy. Apprarently Grammy is the lady in the Tequila video.

Grammy...What should I bring for Friday night? Where are you girl? Did you fall into a batch of bad spices?

GA Cat...Did you fix your puter? I think you need a spine for that, but you've had yours removed and all.

I'll try and keep up here, but I do have kids and I CARE about MINE

I'm off to warm up some hot dogs and chef Boy r Deeeeeeeeee!!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Who in Heaven's Name is ~ James Graner????

 

[sheridac]

Come on!!! I have got to work here. I work with old people, people! I cannot sit here in my office laughing like a hyenna all day! They'll know I'm sassy. And a hottie.

 

[MommyPoppins]

So Mel leaves soon, then am I the next to go in May? Who's going in May anyway??? I know several people are going the first week, anyone after that? Anyone?

Sher Are you in charge here? If I'm after Mel, well, hot dog, won't DH be SOOOO happy to take a traveling mickey/pants/maelstromer mascot with us. I promise to keep him off the balcony...if we get one...dang i need to make my requests..


Melons What is this, "I might request Samoa" crap now? You're the one who told me FIJI! Come on now, spill!

Oh and BTW everyone. I'm just really PO'd that no one EVER sends me PM's, except my horseyponybabygirldollfarmthang. So now everyone is on ignore. And I'm taking my fartingheadonamoped with me.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Fillybabe - I just noticed your ticker for DC and WV. (I know, I'm slow.) I'm such a museum nerdette, and I love DC! When I lived in VA, I used to go to DC on the weekends and roam the Smithsonian.

Thanks for the memories. Are you gonna take the kidlets to see the dinos or the zoo?

 

[ZZUB]

I'm away from you people for 4 days and I'm now 28 years and 200 pages behind. It's impossible to keep up. I scanned back over the last few days and want to address two things:

Mel: You have not offended me. You have never offended me. I have never taken anything you have said about me or towards me as inappropriate. I have always assumed your joking was in fun and of a friendly nature. I have never considered it to be flirtatious or untoward. Yeah, you say things I might not say, but so do a lot of people. I've never thought there was anything behind it. I just thought you were being friendly. I enjoy our snappy banter and vague references to Seinfeld episodes which may or may have existed. I didn't mean for my radio silence to cause you dyspepsia. Indeed, one of your posts made me very sad. Although I'm a shark in court, I would never do anything purposefully to hurt someone. I'm sorry you thought I was mad at you. I'm not.

Sheridac: The internet is a funny place and it's hard to judge peoples' tone. I'm not clear whether you are actually offended or just playing. But just in case, I didn't mean any offense towards you. I wasn't actually suggesting that Mel should off you, LaLa and Horsegirl or that it would be a good thing if she did. I was only trying to say (not very well evidently) that it was flattering to have women jokingly fighting over my cyber identity. It wasn't until I read LaLa's response that I realized my post could have a different meaning. I responded to her to set things right but didn't read back to my original post and, therefore, left you and Horsegirl out. It was not my intention to be disrespectful to you, Horsegirl or anyone else. My words were less than precise and if they caused you offense, I am sorry.

My practice keeps me pretty busy and there are times when I can find time to read this sillyness (no relation to HaleyB) and times when I can't. It's just the way things are. I probably won't be around very much over the next few months but I'll try to drop by from time to time if for no other reason than to find out who shot the sheriff.

Maelstrom. Now and forever.

 

[horsegirl]

Who in Heaven's Name is ~ James Graner????

how for the love of a shut down maelstrom ride do you not know who he is, you are almost as experienced as this maiden! Rockford files? 70's, along with mcmillan and wife. when tv was around and puters were as big as my house?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

He's got a great Poop story. I'll see if I can get him to tell it. It involves his older brother and a tree.

OMIGOD!!!!

Ha, ha!

Did your DH's older brother Tree-Plant for a summer job in university????

Too????

In CANADA????

'Cause pooping out of a tree was BIG POINTS for "difficulty".

 

[sheridac]

So Mel leaves soon, then am I the next to go in May? Who's going in May anyway??? I know several people are going the first week, anyone after that? Anyone?

Sher Are you in charge here? If I'm after Mel, well, hot dog, won't DH be SOOOO happy to take a traveling mickey/pants/maelstromer mascot with us. I promise to keep him off the balcony...if we get one...dang i need to make my requests..


Melons What is this, "I might request Samoa" crap now? You're the one who told me FIJI! Come on now, spill!

Oh and BTW everyone. I'm just really PO'd that no one EVER sends me PM's, except my horseyponybabygirldollfarmthang. So now everyone is on ignore. And I'm taking my fartingheadonamoped with me.

First of all, make no mistake about it, I am in charge. Just ask zzub.

Second of all, she only wants Samoa cause that's what I requested. But it's all good, 'cause I likey to share.