The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[sheridac]

Also, Val Kilmer (Iceman) and a very young, pre-Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins (Merlin). Rhonda, "you can be my wingman anytime".

I'm sorry. But Iceman and Cougar were MUCH hotter than Maverick. He is too short. And snarky.

 

[MommyPoppins]

HaleyB No more fever...so I guess for this minute everyone is okay...though Jeremiah was complaining about his throat being "cut" last night.

Well, we bought plain tickets last night. We decided to go to New York to see my grandfather in August. My parents/little bro/little sis/other little sis, plus her new husband are all also going. Well my parents always go, but I haven't been since I was like 16. He came down here once, when Jeremiah was like 10 months.

Anyhoo, we got Jet Blue flights for all 5 of us(because the baby is free) it's $1040.00. We bought them last night at my mom's...we all did it together so we could get seats together. We're going Aug. 18-23. The kids don't know yet, they'll be so excited...they love airplanes.

But us rednecks, well, we just go to the airport and watch the airplanes through the big windows. DH is SOOOOOO excited, he's never flown.

Last night I asked him,"Are you excited about going to NY?" He said,"Yes! I'm so excited my nipples are hard." He sure would fit in here...but well, I'm not sharing my computer.

ALMOSTPORMELONMOM - Yes, I will take lots and lots of pictures, but not of the balcony. Those kind of pictures would take lots of tequila and Jenga-Truth or Dare. I don't drink tequila anymore...ever heard that country song Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off???? Well what you didn't know was that song was written about me.

and no I haven't started packing yet. First we have to pack to stay at my mom's next week. They're going to th ebeach and we're watching my little brother...since we're homeless we're staying there.

Well, I need to do some house work<gag> and sometime I need to catch up on the pages I missed from yesterday.

Maelstrom people....

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Mel, you gotta start coming to the chats. Everyone's swapping partners. You can have Mark back. Melons dumped him last night!

Hey now....I got him lol

Rhonda you are too too funny girl

 

[jw50]

All my favorites!! But you forgot Survivor and Chicago. Come on, you HAVE to like Chicago. Otherwise, our Beach Club date is OFF!!

Rhonda, I would have thought the Beach Boys would be your favorite since they wrote a song for you

 

[horsegirl]

phew, 12 hours of not posting here is all I can take. Only chappie noticed I needed to be exorcised. My last post was 666..Melly, I cannot pm you if your box is full, please clean out. I was up to 180 and cleaned out last night and now have plenty of room for you. Pongo, can it be 9- 7 is too early, kids and all, and pooh can't do it then.

i have a cyberhangover-

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Morning all! Sorry I couldn't get in to chat last night. I am going to search the internet and diagnose the problem (really, how to fix the problem) so I hope that I won't run into that today. If anyone knows where the enable/disable Java script is for IE, please let me know, as it will increase my DIS time and decrease my fruitless google search time.

Iceman - mmmmmmm, yummy. I also really, really, reallyreallyreally liked him in Willow, too. That hair, that bod, a man like that gaga over a baby. Tempting, but . . . yes?!?

Happy Prof.Adm.***.Day everyone. So far I have celebrated it with a bagle at our morning meeting (main office), full breakfast at my auxilliary office (thanks to the ladies), and have been invited back to the main office for a lunch celebration. Pretty impressive since I neither am, nor do I have, an administrative assistant. I am a lone reed. I do my own typing, mailing, order preparing . . .

Okay, gotta figure out this java block thing. And check out the riddle.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I had to do it...

he gives no love to the Poly in the melonmom...

I know it killed him but he rebounded quickly...with pongo...and a few others..I think....



mel when r u going to chat with us?? huh????

we had such fun!!!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Rhonda, I would have thought the Beach Boys would be your favorite since they wrote a song for you

Nothing against the Beach Boys. It was nice of them to sing about me. But they aren't BARRY, are they, Chappie??

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who shouldn't drink takillya. Glad to be in the Missing Clothes Tequila Club with ya, MommyP!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Nothing against the Beach Boys. It was nice of them to sing about me. But they aren't BARRY, are they, Chappie??

oh ick barry again

I think I threw up in my mouth again...a lot this time...

what would barry think of your pinkies rhonda??

huh???

cant say the other word for undies cuz I am at school right now dangit

catch ya'll later today

 

[pongoperdigirl]

horseybanyponiegirliegoogoo...I am sure people will be there that late. I may not be there late after the 2 am one last night.... but I will be there.

Come whenever you can

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Alrighty... I cleaned out some of my PMs to make more room.

La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... it's STILL your turn to PM me. Because you couldn't have last night. Appears my mailbox was full.

Thanks to Lil' Grumpy. Apparently he'd like me to let The General know that he's "experienced".

Man.

I'd love to come chat with all you reprobates but you seem to do it when I'm not around.

Hummmm...

Beth's play was great. She was sooooooooo excited. It's wonderful to see your own shy, timid child start to come into their own. She's growin' up.

Makes me happy... and sad, too.

Alrighty. I have a THONG story to tell. I think.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

This just in:

The Viking Ship play area in World Showcase's Norway pavilion is
closed for refurbishment. No reopening date has been given.

 

[MommyPoppins]

PERFECT WOMAN:

I'll keep my melons
I'll take Mel's happya**ss with eggs and all
I'll take shers beaver
and her tail
I want lala's talent of looking HOT even IN A THEME PARK...(I hate her)
I want horseygirls ability to therapize us all
I want Rhonda's thong
I want grammys ability to slip the blue pill in some kick a $$ meatloaf
I want pongos age...seeing as though I am ALMOST 30, the age of decrepancy...
I want Tinks ability to hold her liquor
I want Poohs dh who has a wicked sense of humor
I want ZZUB's wife's ability to get him to spend WADS of money at POR...with free dining at RACK RATE!! SCORE!!!
I want Haley's ability to spell while intoxicated

did I miss anyone??

sorry if I did...

just put me on ignore...

PolyMelonmom <--------- On ignore


Oh and SHERIBEAVERTAIL What am I invisable! I already said at least once, I WANT IN ON THE TRAVELING MICKEY PANTS, DH and I are going May 23-28 AND Sept. 14-24, so I can take it either of those times.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

This just in:

The Viking Ship play area in World Showcase's Norway pavilion is
closed for refurbishment. No reopening date has been given.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!!!

Tell us more.

I don't want to have to reschedule our trip!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Mark just called. He's acting like Mel and Sher. Wants an APOLOGY. From ME!! For accusing him of being a computer hog. And for saying that he didn't want to type my stuff last night. Even if it's true!

So...

Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to know
Hold me now
I really want to tell you I'm sorry
I could never let you go

And after all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise you

There. How's that?

 

[Chapter 11]

Nothing against the Beach Boys. It was nice of them to sing about me. But they aren't BARRY, are they, Chappie??

No, no they aren't. And thank god for that.

 

[sheridac]

PolyMelonmom <--------- On ignore


Oh and SHERIBEAVERTAIL What am I invisable! I already said at least once, I WANT IN ON THE TRAVELING MICKEY PANTS, DH and I are going May 23-28 AND Sept. 14-24, so I can take it either of those times.

I SAID SOMEONE ELSE BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHO. GEEZ! AND WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THAT DANG PHONE!!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

PolyMelonmom <--------- On ignore


Oh and SHERIBEAVERTAIL What am I invisable! I already said at least once, I WANT IN ON THE TRAVELING MICKEY PANTS, DH and I are going May 23-28 AND Sept. 14-24, so I can take it either of those times.

I think I'm starting with it. We're leaving SOON, BABY!!! Flying out of Buffalo on May 6th. OH, yeah!!!!!

Then someone has to tell me who to send it to. Probably you, Mommy. But someone smarter than me must figure it out.

 

[sheridac]

Mark just called. He's acting like Mel and Sher. Wants an APOLOGY. From ME!! For accusing him of being a computer hog. And for saying that he didn't want to type my stuff last night. Even if it's true!

So...

Hold me now
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
I just want you to know
Hold me now
I really want to tell you I'm sorry
I could never let you go

And after all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise you

There. How's that?

gross