The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[LaLa]

Okay, back from the bday party and another night at the relatives'.

Yall have been busy!

Quick, somebody fill me in. What'd I miss?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

you have me in total suspense mel happyhaunt....

joining the tight T picture book are we????

hmmm....



dangit ZZUBBIIEE is gonna miss it!!!


pooooor zzzzubbbiieee

you should pm him...or drop a copy in his mailbox....

 

[horsegirl]

You have to promise NOT TO.

And if you do you might want to change your music selection.

To something a little less wholesome.

HOWEVER...

On the bizarre and ironic side...

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

My DH, Mellyman, is doing some crap in the kitchen behind me. And talking to me. I'm mostly ignoring him while I Dis. And I'm checking out the post I just did with Horsebabyponygirl's pictures in it. I quoted them. He catches a glance of the screen and YELLS " You stinkin' GOOFBALL, MEL! (ya, he's got a way with words... let me tell ya) YOU POSTED PICTURES!!! DIDN'T YOU???!!!"

He thought Horseybabyponygirlieboypooh... WAS ME(L). From a distance.

Ha, ha, ahaaaaaa!

Told ya, Horsey. We look similar. Weird, eh?

Melly, baby, If I post a bathing suit shot. Your dh will vomit all over your kitchen and into the next room to Tommy's vent. I was and never will be a bikini girl. You are too kind. Has the male melly been stalked? or have you gotten in too much trouble? or are you guys famous? How come he's so weirded out by pix posting. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just asking, I mean these pix won't be up that long, so I have my reasons.....

YELLOW!. Exactly! Like the Sun, our house, the dining room and the kitchen. But I also love red. Red is passionate and bold. I want to paint our barn red. You are a sharp cookie noticing the house color....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

mel is so much better at this but here is goes:

rhonda is a puker when Prego, so am I

Markymark needed his ego boosted tonight..so I propped his abs...

Mel is about ready to post some sort of pics to make the REV cry...or pray...or Get jiggy with it....whatever...

zzub is MIA...and Mel wants to kill you...with a gun

there is more but I have a kid in the tub and forgot it


someone help a sista out here

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

You have to promise NOT TO.

And if you do you might want to change your music selection.

To something a little less wholesome.

/

You must know that with all this setup - every single one of us will go look!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[LaLa]

mel is so much better at this but here is goes:

rhonda is a puker when Prego, so am I

Markymark needed his ego boosted tonight..so I propped his abs...

Mel is about ready to post some sort of pics to make the REV cry...or pray...or Get jiggy with it....whatever...

zzub is MIA...and Mel wants to kill you...with a gun

there is more but I have a kid in the tub and forgot it


someone help a sista out here

Thanks Melons!

Hey Mel, it's the Lady Godiva thing isn't it? Is that why you don't want Marky Mark to see?

Mel wants to shoot me? But I thought I made her want to La La??????????????

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

you have me in total suspense mel happyhaunt....

joining the tight T picture book are we????

hmmm....



dangit ZZUBBIIEE is gonna miss it!!!


pooooor zzzzubbbiieee

you should pm him...or drop a copy in his mailbox....

I CAN'T PM him. Neither can anyone else.

I know because I tried. Already. When I read about his wife's miscarriage.

I wanted to speak frankly about it... away from the Dispublic. Couldn't get through... so I had to post it on his thread. About the hormone level thingie(progesterone). I wanted to do it just to him, though. Initially. Anywho...

I'm NOT POSTING MY MELONS.

I cannot compete.

In that particular area.

With YOU... Melons.

Me ~ loooons.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I don't know she got all "psycho-net stalker" on you for awhile...I think you were treading on her zzub terf or something...I don't remember....

I wanna see the lady godiva thing!!! what is going on here dangit??


MEL HH!!!


Oh yeah lala markymark was in a fraternity and has not ALWAYS been a minister you know...so he's getting a little froggy on the Strom today...and Rhonda has promised no bodily harm to my melons...thank goodness...or else how would I get an upfront monorail ride in August??? geesh....


I think thats about it...

did you see horsegirls pics??

she and mel are sisters I guess...they are both blonde bombshells...

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Melly, baby, If I post a bathing suit shot. Your dh will vomit all over your kitchen and into the next room to Tommy's vent. I was and never will be a bikini girl. You are too kind. Has the male melly been stalked? or have you gotten in too much trouble? or are you guys famous? How come he's so weirded out by pix posting. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just asking, I mean these pix won't be up that long, so I have my reasons.....

YELLOW!. Exactly! Like the Sun, our house, the dining room and the kitchen. But I also love red. Red is passionate and bold. I want to paint our barn red. You are a sharp cookie noticing the house color....

I have had a red room, too.

Redrum.

Ewwwww.

Sometimes red can be scary.

Ok... I'm gonna go play.

Not nicely.

I think.

BTW... I'VE been stalked. At university. Scary. Scary.

And he's a bigwig in his biz. Boring boring boring as it is.

He's very cautious by nature.

 

[sheridac]

She probably went off to bed. about us hanging around waiting.

 

[Grammyof2]

Horseygirl - Your children are beautiful.

You my girl are definitely a Gem.

You look just like my roomy, Annie. Freaking me out a little.

 

[jw50]

horsegirl, you definitely do not look frumpy, and you should let us be the judge of how you look in a bathing suit, guys always think a woman looks better than she thinks she looks. And at least this guy thinks that you belong in the hottie category

 

[LaLa]

I don't know she got all "psycho-net stalker" on you for awhile...I think you were treading on her zzub terf or something...I don't remember....

I wanna see the lady godiva thing!!! what is going on here dangit??


MEL HH!!!


Oh yeah lala markymark was in a fraternity and has not ALWAYS been a minister you know...so he's getting a little froggy on the Strom today...and Rhonda has promised no bodily harm to my melons...thank goodness...or else how would I get an upfront monorail ride in August??? geesh....


I think thats about it...

did you see horsegirls pics??

she and mel are sisters I guess...they are both blonde bombshells...

Ah yes. It was the ZZUB nakey by the lakey thing. Gotcha.

Marky Mark, gettin' froggy? Lemme guess. He likes big butts and he cannot lie....

Yes, I saw Horsegirl! Love those pics!!!! It's always nice to put a face with the....well, I can't say voice, so I'll say words. It's nice to put a face with the words.

 

[horsegirl]

horsegirl, you definitely do not look frumpy, and you should let us be the judge of how you look in a bathing suit, guys always think a woman looks better than she thinks she looks. And at least this guy thinks that you belong in the hottie category

Awww, how sweet are you?

 

[ZZUB]

I am so scared! I go to church and spend the day with my family and log onto this only to discover:

1. I got substantially better looking since yesterday (thanks, LaLa)
2. Several women I've never met have untoward plans for me.
3. The white van that drove past my house after lunch three times was, in fact, Mel. Again.
4. I either smell like Don Knotts or oregano. I got confused.
5. Mel wants to kill LaLa b/c of her bread pudding recipie.
6. Lil Grumpy has me starring in yet another tv show.
7. Granny has tatoos in odd places and puts viagra in her meatloaf.
8. Momofmnm has cyberfriends.
9. Granny had a hip replacement in 1987. I laughed so hard at this water came up my nose. And I wasn't drinking water. Scary.

To address some questions asked about me today and to correct some misnomers:

1. My wife is "Zzubb's number one gal."
2. My wife is beautiful, strong, Godly, compassionate, funny, smart and my best friend. You should conclude that is Zzub's kind of woman.
3. I graduated in 1986.
4. I don't smell like Don Knotts, pesto, vomit or oregano. I also don't smell like death.
5. All of the above notwithstanding, if Mel does in fact shoot either LaLa, Horsegirl, Sher or anyone else b/c of her cyber crush on me, it wouldn't be the worse thing that ever happened to me.
6. For those of you wondering what I actually look like, and if you're hoping I look anything like LaLa's man by the lake, I'm afraid you're going to be a little disappointed.
7. Mel: there's nothing available in my neighborhood. Sorry.

You guys need the guidance counselor. Seriously.

 

[kpk89]

Hiho! It's been a busy day here at Maelstrom, eh?

I got as far as Mark's class for the 80's (great idea! -- Commodore 64 ) and then I realized how many more pages I have to go.

LaLa -- have to tell you this -- I'm visiting my sister, and we're both sitting here Dis'ing (we're dorks, yep!) She's reading your trip report and keeps laughing out loud!

Horseygirl, I seeeee you! What a beautiful family. Could your kids BE any cuter? And thanks for (almost) keeping me company in my sleepless night.

Grammy -- Hi!! Missed you. How's the hip? I can't say what I was doing in 1987, but I got in a heap o' trouble for it.

So, who can give a BRIEF synopsis of what's been going on around here?

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

It all began like this...

 

[LaLa]

I am so scared! I go to church and spend the day with my family and log onto this only to discover:

1. I got substantially better looking since yesterday (thanks, LaLa)
2. Several women I've never met have untoward plans with me.
3. The white van that drove past my house after lunch three times was, in fact, Mel. Again.
4. I either smell like Don Knotts or oregano. I got confused.
5. Mel wants to kill LaLa b/c of her bread pudding recipie.
6. Lil Grumpy has me starring in yet another tv show.
7. Granny has tatoos in odd places and puts viagra in her meatloaf.
8. Momofmnm has cyberfriends.
9. Granny had a hip replacement in 1987. I laughed so hard at this water came up my nose. And I wasn't drinking water. Scary.

To address some questions asked about me today and to correct some misnomers:

1. My wife is "Zzubb's number one gal."
2. My wife is beautiful, strong, Godly, compassionate, funny, smart and my best friend. You should conclude that is Zzub's kind of woman.
3. I graduated in 1986.
4. I don't smell like Don Knotts, pesto, vomit or oregano. I also don't smell like death.
5. All of the above notwithstanding, if Mel does in fact shoot either LaLa, Horsegirl, Shar or anyone else b/c of her cyber crush on me, it wouldn't be the worse thing that ever happened to me.
6. For those of you wondering what I actually look like, and if you're hoping I look anything like LaLa's man by the lake, I'm afraid you're going to be a little disappointed.
7. Mel: there's nothing available in my neighborhood. Sorry.

You guys need the guidance counselor. Seriously.

My spleen just functioned. I think.

But seriously, it wouldn't be the worst thing that ever happened to you?

I think I'm offended. Again. And after I went to all the trouble of allowing Horsegirl to read your posts without squeezing her eyes shut. And holding her nose. I did that for you.

We can just as easily go back to the Joe Piscapo PreHurl guy.

 

[Frickles]

Maybe Zzub smells like pop-tarts.

 

[Grammyof2]

Zzub - Glad you find humor in my hip replacement.

Marky, Mark - I think I blushed a little when you told that story
Then I laughed, cause I have been known to do that alot in church. Laugh that is.