The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Hey Guys!!!!

I missed all you Disneyfreaks too!!!!! I have actually been off the computer for, like, 2 weeks today. That's a LONG time.

We had a GREATGREATGREAT trip. It wasn't so bad having a raunchy stomach... 'cause we were in DISNEY!!!! After all. The weather rocked. The resort was beautiful.

Except for the giant CLOWN slide. A freaky John Wayne Gacy clown vomits you out it's mouth... for fun. I think. Anywho... sorry about that Horseponybabygirl.

Hi, hi, hi everyone!!!! I seem to have jumped on the Dis this morning before I even called my own General today. Scary.

Okay... we're off to the doctor's. Except I have one question for Horsedoggiekitten...

What in the name of all that's Disney is a "Zoobie"?????????

 

[paslea_pooh]

Hola ! Me llamo paslea_pooh. Estoy bien. Y tu?

I see a new keyboard in ZZUB's future!!

Glad to see you are back, and with ailments !!! Good for us, not so good for you. Your oozing, pussing, and seeping, will make for many long days of entertainment around here. I look forward to it!

Thankfully horsey kept reminding us when you were returning. We were ALL starting to panic. I personally have been swallowing my own vomit for the last few days!!!


I'm off to buy a buttload of Depends. MellyMel is back and I'm a gonna need em!!!

*Does anyone else think buttload and Depends shouldn't be in the same sentence???

 

[AshClan]

Boy, did we miss you!!! Sorry you had tummy troubles, but it sounds like you made the best of it! Can't wait to hear why Tommy is one big scab, and why Mellyman isn't speaking to Calvin. Get to the doctor, and then GET WRITIN' chickie!!!

 

[jw50]

*Does anyone else think buttload and Depends shouldn't be in the same sentence???

Actually I can see a perfectly natural relationship between these two but further comment on them may not be wise given our recent admonition not too many pages back

 

[horsegirl]

Except for the giant CLOWN slide. A freaky John Wayne Gacy clown vomits you out it's mouth... for fun. I think. Anywho... sorry about that Horseponybabygirl.

melly mel that atrocity is now a permanent part of my trippie, cough ch=ough, uh, thanks lou-ser! and it will be featured in one of the last installments of my trippie.....

Okay... we're off to the doctor's. Except I have one question for Horsedoggiekitten...

What in the name of all that's Disney is a "Zoobie"?????????

[/quote]

turn your light back on baby, it is how i spell in my mind our delightful buzz spelled backwards. he knows this as he has visited us here and came after i visited him thar, you know over thar on that board where you and i got into so much hot water. he has been asking for you too. no more stalking mode now. i even keep my light on and you know me and privacy!


all is right with the world- hauntie is back at her old well, haunt.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

*Does anyone else think buttload and Depends shouldn't be in the same sentence???

NO! POOP! We could get locked for that

Afternoon Maelstromers!! Everyone. All of you/us. Lurkers too. Austin - are you here????

AND MEL - welcome back!

Not so good to be back, eh? But good to have you back in the country! I worried a little bit whether you'd be back with the beefing up the borders and all!

Sorry about your upset stomach and not being able to eat. Just remember: There is a sandwhich in every glass!

I'm up to speed now - I read your last TR so I'm ready for the next! Great read - but do you know how many pages it is?????

I think I killed a tree printing it out! (and used at least three depends - but not a buttload )

I see we reached 500! Wow Nana's all around!!



taffy or daquari's (sp?) ....you pick

Poop - you brought a tear to my eye by saving Pooh! Just don't let him nurse that bottle too long or you'll need mini depends for him!

Horsie - what's the secret - yes - we want to know!

 

[jamal]

We are whole again with Mel's return. I have to tell you, though, Mel, these people have been talking about you day and night for two weeks! Addictions abound here. Poop will give you a summary after she fixes Pooh's lunch, I'm sure.

Tape and zip everyone back together then get those fingers back to the keyboard!

Horsegirlfriend, what's the secret?????????

Where's Grammy? Sent her back on her moped about 8 last night. Oops, she left her Verizon card and laptop on my porch. I'm off to deliver them...

 

[J and R's mom]

...My entry is - Thanks for only taking the rear shot! Who took this pic!!!!Who!!! Rhonda, Snap, Mel, J&R's Mom. This was taking in the world. Jamal - Did you see her in the Poly lounge. It would have been better if she wore her robe.....

I'm trying to get all caught up (still back on pg 491...)...but it appears that I caused quite an uproar (and possibly offended some) on this thread with that thong picture. So, here are some more pictures that are easier on the eyes...

AND....One for LOU...(I don't know the guy or the kid in this shot, just wanted a picture of Jasmine and her man)

Now...hopefully all is forgiven...

 

[LaLa]

Hey Guys!!!!

I missed all you Disneyfreaks too!!!!! I have actually been off the computer for, like, 2 weeks today. That's a LONG time.

We had a GREATGREATGREAT trip. It wasn't so bad having a raunchy stomach... 'cause we were in DISNEY!!!! After all. The weather rocked. The resort was beautiful.

Except for the giant CLOWN slide. A freaky John Wayne Gacy clown vomits you out it's mouth... for fun. I think. Anywho... sorry about that Horseponybabygirl.

Hi, hi, hi everyone!!!! I seem to have jumped on the Dis this morning before I even called my own General today. Scary.

Okay... we're off to the doctor's. Except I have one question for Horsedoggiekitten...

What in the name of all that's Disney is a "Zoobie"?????????

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL's back.



Hey Melly Mel. We missed ya Baby.

Glad you had a good trip. Sorry bout the raunchy stomach. Gotta run. I'll post again later when I'm back at work.

LY/MI

 

[HaleyB]

I hate working when everyone else is playing.

Funny tidbit I ran across the other day that made me think of our buddies Mel and YAK.

A Canadian magazine ran a contest for someone to come up with a phrase like "As American as Aple Pie and Baseball." but for Canada....









Anyone wanna guess the winning entry?








































By the way I grew up within 15 miles of the Great White so Canada jokes were a staple, only I didn't even make this one up. I found it on the internet. We all know that is an infaliable source...

s Canadian as possible, given the circumstances.

 

[HaleyB]

That is how I show my love for Mel.



Horseygirl, you mean it is not said "double zed e be"???

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...."buying a buttload of depends".... ..ok,
it sure look like someone feeling their oatmeal? or did
someone accidental "spilled" one of grammy secret spices
into their chicken soup? ..oh, mel girly back..that's
explained it....

grammy, i just love reading all your stories . they're so full
life! ni wonder the whol neigbhood looooks up too you
..for comfort & joys! i bet your husband gets a kich out of
huggin you every day!

i don't know where to begin with the newcomers....they sure
are filled with "excitment"...don't think i haven't been enjoying
your input!


callin the experts..not that it is interestin or anything much.....
i feel like pop..poop..poop out today! i worked all day/night
until this morning..so if iam off my "game" then you know why.
by the way, i've been reading all the input..so you all are actually
making sense of my ramblin [ ]..well i been slamming my
computer to mixedthingsup...one can only hope, you know?

and a real big " , , and "...to our
lil miss founder... cna't wait to read all of your
news! underneath your ..hemp..tag..is a real ! ly,
mi! this " " for you!

 

[Frickles]

Welcome back Mel!! You have to read what Zzub started...the "I'd rather ________ than go this long without Mel's musings." It was sweet that you were so missed! Glad to have you back & here's hoping everyone recovers soon!

OK....for all of you Taylor fans...here's a little Soul Patrol for you! I must say it is friggin hilarious, so even if you aren't a Taylor fan (like me) you'll still get a kick out of it!!! Hope my link works,if it doesn't, then oops.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17017

HI PSS!

Horsey..got your PM...glad to know you think I'm o.k.!

 

[Minnie]

Hi everyone

I'm back for the World

Loved every single minute even the wasted 20 minutes waiting in line for MAELSTROM andthe aditional wasted 5 minutes in that stupid boat.

I now totaly understand:

Maelstrom is a Fastpass??????????????????

I can't wait to go back. Less than 7 weeks to go

 

[LaLa]

See, MEL, he does love you after all. And BTW, I say it Z-ZUB.

Let's name things that would be more preferable than suffering Mel's absence. Here's mine: I'd rather take the bar exam again than go this long without Mel's musings.

And apparently he'd also rather be Howard Dean AND look like Howie Mandel AND pay rack rate than go this long without you.

But Marky Mark shows you mad love. He says he'd rather be the thong in this picture than miss you for that long....



Click here and scroll down. You can't miss it.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I go out.

I venture back to the TR board... hoping that I've been "forgotten" about by some.

Come back here and...

I find that JW has got an avatar of RICHARD GERE.

I don't know what to think.

What the hell happened while I was gone?

Tell me now.

Before I find out on my own.

Does SOMEONE ELSE have an avatar of Gene Hackman?

And why can Horsepony call ZZUB "Zoobie"? If I recall correctly... he hated all the other nicknames someone else made up.

Sheesh.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

No.... I never did fill you guys in about the flutes, I was trying to create some suspense....


So...Where's Java??? I miss her..

and Tink, my lovely Tink....I miss her too

 

[Shelby5514]

Meeeeeeeeeelllllllll! Welcome Back! Sorry you felt icky last week. For 3 years running DH has brought home an upper resp. infection from Epcot. What a souvenir...a sore throat and phlegm! Disney really does have something for everyone! I looked high and low for the happyhaunt's but you must have spent the whole week in stalker mode?! I'm anxious to read your report and see just how close we came to bumping into you...
Well, welcome back!

 

[brandt79]

The first part of Mel's trip report is up - hop to it, people!!

 

[Shelby5514]

I go out.

I venture back to the TR board... hoping that I've been "forgotten" about by some.

Come back here and...

I find that JW has got an avatar of RICHARD GERE.

I don't know what to think.

What the hell happened while I was gone?

Tell me now.

Before I find out on my own.

Does SOMEONE ELSE have an avatar of Gene Hackman?

And why can Horsepony call ZZUB "Zoobie"? If I recall correctly... he hated all the other nicknames someone else made up.

Sheesh.

How about this for an avatar?

or what about this one? All he needs is a laptop...

He's all yours Mel! You'll just have to find someone to re-size them for ya!