The Mad Chatters thread Part 9

[MUFFYCAT]

Hey guys Happy anniversary Joanne!

thank you!

 

[paigevz]

Hi KIM!

 

[Toot Sweet]

I've never had stuffed crust.............are you still having stomach issues?

Nope, my tummy is fine! Just ate too much, I guess. I'm not stuffed, I am just sick of pizza, ya know?

Hi Kim!!

Muffy, what kind of pizza did you order ?

Pip....that's right...,you're 37, right? You are stinkin' OLD!

 

[PixiePop]

Nope, my tummy is fine! Just ate too much, I guess. I'm not stuffed, I am just sick of pizza, ya know?

Hi Kim!!

Muffy, what kind of pizza did you order ?

Pip....that's right...,you're 37, right? You are stinkin' OLD!

You are soooo going to get it.

 

[PixiePop]

I've got to go. Talk to everyone later.

 

[Toot Sweet]

You are soooo going to get it.

Neeener Neeeener!!! *sticks thumbs in ears and waggles fingers*

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Bye Pip

 

[Toot Sweet]

Later, Pip!

Kim, what's new with you this evening?

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Later, Pip!

Kim, what's new with you this evening?

I got a brand new book and found out Christmas will be at my house this year. I am sooooo excited! What about you?

 

[Toot Sweet]

I got a brand new book and found out Christmas will be at my house this year. I am sooooo excited! What about you?

My dad and his wife are in town, visiting from vegas. They are at their hotel and we haven't seen them yet. They are pooped and want to just laze around the hotel tonight.

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

My dad and his wife are in town, visiting from vegas. They are at their hotel and we haven't seen them yet. They are pooped and want to just laze around the hotel tonight.

Have fun with that.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Have fun with that.

Will do!

How's your DH doing?

 

[paigevz]

What book Kim?

Bon...........

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Will do!

How's your DH doing?

He says he's doing very well. He graduates in December.

The book I got is called "Starting your Career as a Marine Mammal Trainer" It's very good and has some useful information. Funny thing is I ordered it Mon. morning and that afternoon a person in charge of the internship at a marine facility told me to read that. I thought it was cool that I ordered a book that was later recommended to me.

 

[paigevz]

He says he's doing very well. He graduates in December.

The book I got is called "Starting your Career as a Marine Mammal Trainer" It's very good and has some useful information. Funny thing is I ordered it Mon. morning and that afternoon a person in charge of the internship at a marine facility told me to read that. I thought it was cool that I ordered a book that was later recommended to me.

Ah, sounds..............fascinating.




Just kidding!

 

[Toot Sweet]

How come I'm already getting sleepy?

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Ah, sounds..............fascinating.




Just kidding!

Since I plan to try to be a dolphin trainer it was very interesting to read and have some of my questions answered.

 

[paigevz]

Gassy Broad

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, ''He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems.'' So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans.
A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country, she called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she could walk off any ill effect by the time she reached home. So she stopped at the diner, and before she knew it she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted.

Upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her, exclaming delightedly, ''Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'' He then blindfolded her then led her to a chair at the table. Just as he was about to remove the blindfold the phone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold till he came back. Then he went to answer the phone.

The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted the weight to one leg, and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelt like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk coming froma pulp mill. She took a napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cabbage cooking. Keeping her ears turned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signed the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with the napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contently to herself, she was the picture of innocence when her husband returned. Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removes the blindfold to reveal twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a first Happy Anniversary!

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

I've seen that joke before. I can't imagine the embarassment of that!

 

[Toot Sweet]