The Mad Chatters thread Part 9

[paigevz]

Hiya R2. I was TRYING to talk to everybody..........but my internet won't work properly. I hope it stays up a few now so I can chat because I'm going out of my head by myself.

 

[paigevz]

GET IN HERE PAIGE!!

I'm in here. Managed to make an enemy of Mary..............

 

[jaycns]

Hey...can someone tell me when we're supposed to mail our packages???

You are supposed to mail your package no later then Nov. 30. We will be opening them some time "together" gathered here some time after Dec. 9 but before Dec. 16. I am open to suggestions as to the best time of the day/night and/or the date that will work best for the most of us!

 

[paigevz]

I don't think I should have come on tonight at all Jay..............

 

[Tiffer]

I'm in here. Managed to make an enemy of Mary..............

Nah...everyone knows you're going through a hell of a time...don't worry about offending people.....

 

[paigevz]

I don't think I should have come on tonight at all Jay..............

R2, Dh is sicker than he was before and I am not very strong right now. Add to that not being able to get on here and thinking I'm upsetting people..............not a good night for the Paiger.

 

[hiwaygal]

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,

The PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)

















M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


What were you thinking??

 

[jaycns]

I'm in here. Managed to make an enemy of Mary..............

NO...I think she just meant that she wished she could have helped you cause she cares...really prima...I don't think she meant anything else! Mary was (is) just worried about ya. We all are.

 

[paigevz]

Nah...everyone knows you're going through a hell of a time...don't worry about offending people.....

Apparently not everyone Tiffer..........how ya doing? Anybody left over there?

 

[hiwaygal]

Aww..Paige

I agree with Tiffer, we understand that things happen sometimes!

I really hope your DH gets better.

 

[paigevz]

NO...I think she just meant that she wished she could have helped you cause she cares...really prima...I don't think she meant anything else! Mary was (is) just worried about ya. We all are.

Okay. YOu know how paranoid I am about that.

Funny R2..........I liked it.

 

[jaycns]

I don't think I should have come on tonight at all Jay..............

Mi Prima Loca...don't worry about leaning. Sometimes you gotta lean to be able to stand back up. With the news you had today anybody would be down/upset/cranky/etc Just trust that you are among friends here.

 

[paigevz]

Aww..Paige

I agree with Tiffer, we understand that things happen sometimes!

I really hope your DH gets better.

Me too, but I am feeling very hopeless right now.

 

[hiwaygal]

Okay. YOu know how paranoid I am about that.

Funny R2..........I liked it.

Good!! I was trying to make you laugh a little!

Jay...thanks for the info! I was thinking I was late or something!

 

[paigevz]

Mi Prima Loca...don't worry about leaning. Sometimes you gotta lean to be able to stand back up. With the news you had today anybody would be down/upset/cranky/etc Just trust that you are among friends here.

I know, but I guess I do need reminding. You know I'm not used to having anybody caring about me!

I keep thinking if I say something someboyd doesn't like they'll disappear forever.................

 

[jaycns]

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,

The PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)

















M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


What were you thinking??

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

I'm in here. Managed to make an enemy of Mary..............

NO YOU DIDN"T!!!!! I care about you, you are my friend. I don't like when my friends hurt!!! I want to do what I can to make it all better and go away!!!! That's all I wanted to do!!! Please don't be mad at me!!!!!

 

[paigevz]

NO YOU DIDN"T!!!!! I care about you, you are my friend. I don't like when my friends hurt!!! I want to do what I can to make it all better and go away!!!! That's all I wanted to do!!! Please don't be mad at me!!!!!

Mary, honey, haven't you paid attention???? I thought YOU were mad at ME...............

 

[hiwaygal]

I know, but I guess I do need reminding. You know I'm not used to having anybody caring about me!

I keep thinking if I say something someboyd doesn't like they'll disappear forever.................

Paige, I don't know that much about your life...but I do know that sometimes internet friendships are REAL and sometimes they are better and stronger than real life ones...

From what I've seen of the chatters here, it would take A LOT to make them disappear forever!

 

[jaycns]

Sweet Mary...I just said "aww...Mary is sweet" and my dh just looked at me and said "I hope you haven't been smoking that sweet Mary Jane" . I think he is implying that me talking to his computer out loud is some sort of crazy thing to do