The Mad Chatters thread Part 7

[momrek06]

Hey Karen!

HEY STEPHIE: I love that Disney Thanksgiving in your siggy!!!


HOWDY PIXIE!!!

 

[princess sparkle p]

Hey PSP...we missed you last night...we have a blast posting allll night long...even MISS BELLE....went to bed not feeling well and got back up and joined back in the FUN of all the CUZ's sharing!!!

I missed you guys too,, I actually dreamed about you chatters

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

HEY STEPHIE: I love that Disney Thanksgiving in your siggy!!!


HOWDY PIXIE!!!

Thanks! You know, I get bored easily...so it probably won't be around very long....

 

[PixiePop]

Hi everyone. Whatz up?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Hi Pip! Lovely to see you.

How many loogies can the human nose hold? I have a mountain of used tissues here, and there's plenty more where those came from!

 

[paigevz]

Hi Pip! Lovely to see you.

How many loogies can the human nose hold? I have a mountain of used tissues here, and there's plenty more where those came from!

That's gross Bonnie...............

 

[PixiePop]

Hi Pip! Lovely to see you.

How many loogies can the human nose hold? I have a mountain of used tissues here, and there's plenty more where those came from!

I believe the largest amount on record is held by a 96 yr old woman in Tibet. She had exactly 372 loogies in her nose.

 

[momrek06]

I missed you guys too,, I actually dreamed about you chatters

= PSP!!!

 

[paigevz]

And Karo..............I know...............

 

[momrek06]

Thanks! You know, I get bored easily...so it probably won't be around very long....

Ya, I have been changing my siggy around allot lately!!!

 

[paigevz]

I believe the largest amount on record is held by a 96 yr old woman in Tibet. She had exactly 372 loogies in her nose.

Hey, have you all seen the Disney Fairies game? I saw it in the store today, but didn't have time to really look at it as I was trying to sneak in line and buy a couple games for the kids for Christmas.............

 

[PixiePop]

Ya, I have been changing my siggy around allot lately!!!

I would like to chang my siggy....just don't know where to find the cool pics.

 

[Rella Bella]

I was gonna pm another good one... but I cleaned up and accidentally deleted it... don't worry I'll find it again.
But here's one that's right for the season... long but worth it.

THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT!

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven,"says St. Peter. "Before you settle in,
it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented
souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.
Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well,
I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been
delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning......



Today you voted."

 

[PixiePop]

Hey, have you all seen the Disney Fairies game? I saw it in the store today, but didn't have time to really look at it as I was trying to sneak in line and buy a couple games for the kids for Christmas.............

No, I have not seen this game...do you have additional information in which to share?

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I was gonna pm another good one... but I cleaned up and accidentally deleted it... don't worry I'll find it again.
But here's one that's right for the season... long but worth it.

THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT!

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven,"says St. Peter. "Before you settle in,
it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented
souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.
Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well,
I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been
delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning......



Today you voted."

 

[paigevz]

No, I have not seen this game...do you have additional information in which to share?

Um it's in a blue box and there's a pic of Tink and other fairies? I didn't get to look at the back to see how it's played.........

 

[paigevz]

Oh, RB...............

 

[momrek06]

I was gonna pm another good one... but I cleaned up and accidentally deleted it... don't worry I'll find it again.
But here's one that's right for the season... long but worth it.

THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT!

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven,"says St. Peter. "Before you settle in,
it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented
souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.
Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well,
I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been
delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning......



Today you voted."

 

[PixiePop]

Um it's in a blue box and there's a pic of Tink and other fairies? I didn't get to look at the back to see how it's played.........

Wow....thanks for the info.

 

[paigevz]

Wow....thanks for the info.

Well, sure, whatever I can do to help...............