Hey you big bag of freaks!* How is ya this fine evening?* It is mighty balmy here tonight, and we even got a nice walk in before dinner.* I hate when Mother Nature plays tricks on us, though.* Either keep it cold or keep it warm.*

Shannon:* An extra seat in my class, huh?* I'm off to call the PC police on you.*

Bon: I hope Heather is feeling better.* I do hope that wasn't just a ploy so you could stay home from work.* I KNOW how you are.*

Squid:* Where you be?* I was watching Spongebob earlier and thought of you.*

RB: Are you still out robbing banks with your pantyhose?*

Lisa:* I hope a shark doesn't gnaw off your leg on vacation.*

Rob:* It's not easy being sleezy, huh.*

To the rest of you WANKERS....Stop hiding and show yourselves at once.* Believe me, I'm not scared of much after meeting some of the freaks from this thread.*