Good morn, OOps! Good Afternoon, Losers!
Are the boys around? I don't want to embarass them with this kind of talk. I think I already got them scared last night with my PMS threat.
Anyway, I spent all morning in the docs office having ultrasounds, histograms, blah, blah, blah. My appt. was at 8:30am and I didn't leave there until almost 11! Not only that, but doc wouldn't acknowledge ANYTHING until I go back in two weeks. All I know from his comments are: uterus is tilted and cervix is incompetent. BUT those don't have anything to do with why I was there. So, hopefully I will have some answers and (maybe) an easy fix so that I can not have to put my life on hold for one week (or more) every month.
So, after having multiple 'items' shoved up and moved around in my girlie bits

, DH meets me in the parking lot with DD--HE has decided to go to the office (finally!) and told DD that Mommy would take her out to lunch! Whaaa?? He has a cold and is bed ridden for a week. I, however, have had my 'fluids checked and oil changed' and I get rewarded with a lunch date??

So, being the Loser Mom that I am, I drove through the McD's drive thru. Bingo! Lunch out with Mom.
And, I TRIED to be good and stay on my diet. I ordered the fish sandwich with no sauce, no fries. However, when I got home I discovered that they gave me a QP w/cheese and a medium fry. What's a girl to do? I was crampy, crabby and hungry (as all I had had all day was the 40oz. water required for such tests), so...I ate the burger. And a few fries. (DD ate MOST of the fries, however.) I am mad at myself now, but really...I probably should just get over it. I am pretty sure the excessive amounts of water in such a short amount of time had muddled my thinking, so I am blaming my doc for any weight gain incurred from the QPC and fries. It's only fair.