The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[RVGal]

But no really, there is a diva cup up there

NOOOOOOO! Not the diva cup!!!

He just told me that I have a tomato under my hat. The variety of humor just never ends.

 

[Jack-Jack]

JJ, you are one very, very interesting person....

What did I do?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Good morning Losers! I don't have time to chat, I am out running errands this morning, but I did want to stop to share this with you before I forgot. We got in the car today to go to school, and DS10 starts singing this little song to the tune of "where is thumbkin?"



I like pudding,
I like pudding..


I won't finish it, because it took a turn to bodily fluids as do most of his songs, but I thought you guys would get a kick out the beginning of it...

later y'all!

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

This thread is a hoot. First time I have seen it. See if this qualifies me to post here.
1. Set alarm for 8:20 to take DM to Dr. at 10:00 just to get a call apt had been canceled.

2. Promptly went back to bed and slept till 11 am

3. Played on the computer for about an hour

4. Went out to lunch with DH

5. Shopped at a CVS

6 Shopped at another CVS

7. Shopped at another CVS

8. Came home looked at all the mess on dining room table, turned around, and headed for the computer again.

9. I think DH made himself a sandwich for dinner.

10. It is now 1:28 am, I am still playing on computer and house is still a mess.

Oh yeah, baby...you will fit right in here...The CVS stuff will earn extra points with IAHD!!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Morning.

It is April Fools Day. DS6 has already informed me that I have a frog on my head, a banana peel on my head, and a pancake on my head.

It's gonna be a looooong day.

How sad am I. It has totally not registered in my head that today was April Fool's day till you said something.
I just knew it was the 1st & I usually go grocery shopping on the 1st. Not today though, I forgot to make my list yesterday & was too tired after getting home from batting practice to even attepmt to make one. So today we are cleaning up the house Got a letter on our door, last week, that the maintience people will be coming into everyone's houses to replace some of their light bulbs with those energy efficient ones, starting tomorrow & the letter is your notice that they can enter whenever they want.
I could have sworn that I signed something that said they aren't allowed in unless someone is home. Now I need to find the lease and see if it's in there.

 

[malibuconlee]

So, Morning Losers!!

Kellie, I say if they don't call soon you call them and check on the results.

So, the update on Baby Shower Drama '08...I called my aunt to find out if we were having a family get together on the 13th. My aunt, who is nuts, tells me no and goes on and on. 20 minutes later I find out she was saying no we're not having a shower that day, but we ARE having a family dinner. AAAUUUGGHH!!

No one else I called called me back.

DH finally took over. He said next Sunday is too close. He decided we're going back another weekend. The week between Mothers' Day and Memorial Day (my birthday is that Sunday as well). I'll be 32 weeks. I hope I'm up for the trip. I told him he may have to take another day off of work just to drive there.

He called his sister and my friend and they say that works great. Plus I think DH's aunt and uncle will be there from Colorado so we'll get to see them.

I tried to talk him into just saying forget it, but he said that I feel that way now, but in the end I'll be happy to have one.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

What did I do?

Well, let's see...at one point on this thread you said you were pregnant. Now you are saying you are going to start your period. Your pic over at the lounge is very questionable...hmmm....I say you are harmless, but just a little demented...am I close?




Here's another kitty pic I found...

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

So, Morning Losers!!

Kellie, I say if they don't call soon you call them and check on the results.

So, the update on Baby Shower Drama '08...I called my aunt to find out if we were having a family get together on the 13th. My aunt, who is nuts, tells me no and goes on and on. 20 minutes later I find out she was saying no we're not having a shower that day, but we ARE having a family dinner. AAAUUUGGHH!!

No one else I called called me back.

DH finally took over. He said next Sunday is too close. He decided we're going back another weekend. The week between Mothers' Day and Memorial Day (my birthday is that Sunday as well). I'll be 32 weeks. I hope I'm up for the trip. I told him he may have to take another day off of work just to drive there.

He called his sister and my friend and they say that works great. Plus I think DH's aunt and uncle will be there from Colorado so we'll get to see them.

I tried to talk him into just saying forget it, but he said that I feel that way now, but in the end I'll be happy to have one.

I wonder how he's gonna feel about stopping every 20 minutes for you to pee?

 

[RVGal]

DH finally took over. He said next Sunday is too close. He decided we're going back another weekend. The week between Mothers' Day and Memorial Day (my birthday is that Sunday as well). I'll be 32 weeks. I hope I'm up for the trip.

Good for your DH. You'll all be happier... and he is probably right that after all is said and done, you'll be glad you had a shower. It's a great time to get together and celebrate with family and friends.

I didn't have a shower for our second baby, but I did have a "meet the baby" party at my house a few weeks after he was born. Good times.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Ok, well, my MIL....

She called and said, "I need 6 pieces of bread." Not, can I have, not do you have any extra.

6 pieces of bread is like half a friggin loaf!!

And then she says, "Oh, and mustard, too." I tell her my mustard is questionable, because I'm sure it came with the house 9 years ago. But she needs that too.

So she gets here to pick up the stuff. And then she says, "Oh, I need a diet pepsi too."

What am I? The grocery store? Did she give up shopping and just decide to raid my house instead?

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hey, Shore... I need tea bags. You deliver, right?

 

[RVGal]

Ok, well, my MIL....

She called and said, "I need 6 pieces of bread." Not, can I have, not do you have any extra.

6 pieces of bread is like half a friggin loaf!!

And then she says, "Oh, and mustard, too." I tell her my mustard is questionable, because I'm sure it came with the house 9 years ago. But she needs that too.

So she gets here to pick up the stuff. And then she says, "Oh, I need a diet pepsi too."

What am I? The grocery store? Did she give up shopping and just decide to raid my house instead?

Is she having mustard sandwiches? Or will you be providing a meat of some variety too?

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Hey Shore I ran out of cereal. How soon till you get here?

 

[Lintasare]

So I have a new tag but...who the heck is Donna?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

So I have a new tag but...who the heck is Donna?

Apparently, your new best friend...duh!

Mornin' Losers! DH is in the shower, so I am sneaking by to say Hello. HELLO!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

So, Morning Losers!!

Kellie, I say if they don't call soon you call them and check on the results.

So, the update on Baby Shower Drama '08...I called my aunt to find out if we were having a family get together on the 13th. My aunt, who is nuts, tells me no and goes on and on. 20 minutes later I find out she was saying no we're not having a shower that day, but we ARE having a family dinner. AAAUUUGGHH!!

No one else I called called me back.

DH finally took over. He said next Sunday is too close. He decided we're going back another weekend. The week between Mothers' Day and Memorial Day (my birthday is that Sunday as well). I'll be 32 weeks. I hope I'm up for the trip. I told him he may have to take another day off of work just to drive there.

He called his sister and my friend and they say that works great. Plus I think DH's aunt and uncle will be there from Colorado so we'll get to see them.

I tried to talk him into just saying forget it, but he said that I feel that way now, but in the end I'll be happy to have one.

I am going to give them till till 3 and if I get no call I will call them. DH is just telling me to hold on. But I said he can bite me.

It is good your DH took over for the shower. You will be happy having one. Some people think they can threw anything together in a day.

Ok, well, my MIL....

She called and said, "I need 6 pieces of bread." Not, can I have, not do you have any extra.

6 pieces of bread is like half a friggin loaf!!

And then she says, "Oh, and mustard, too." I tell her my mustard is questionable, because I'm sure it came with the house 9 years ago. But she needs that too.

So she gets here to pick up the stuff. And then she says, "Oh, I need a diet pepsi too."

What am I? The grocery store? Did she give up shopping and just decide to raid my house instead?

I see John's mother made to your house okay This is how his mother is. But she would aske for like a steak and veggies instead.

So I have a new tag but...who the heck is Donna?

Wll when you meet her you will be best friends.

 

[Lintasare]

Donna is the Riddle Goddess and this is part of her revenge.

 

[nataliela]

Ok, well, my MIL....

She called and said, "I need 6 pieces of bread." Not, can I have, not do you have any extra.

6 pieces of bread is like half a friggin loaf!!

And then she says, "Oh, and mustard, too." I tell her my mustard is questionable, because I'm sure it came with the house 9 years ago. But she needs that too.

So she gets here to pick up the stuff. And then she says, "Oh, I need a diet pepsi too."

What am I? The grocery store? Did she give up shopping and just decide to raid my house instead?

hey....you killed her sons fish...you owe her a free grocery bill!!!

j/k!


And the beat goes on.... http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1773261

 

[Jack-Jack]

What am I? The grocery store? Did she give up shopping and just decide to raid my house instead?

This kinda happened to me at Wal*Mart.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Ok, well, my MIL....

She called and said, "I need 6 pieces of bread." Not, can I have, not do you have any extra.

6 pieces of bread is like half a friggin loaf!!

And then she says, "Oh, and mustard, too." I tell her my mustard is questionable, because I'm sure it came with the house 9 years ago. But she needs that too.

So she gets here to pick up the stuff. And then she says, "Oh, I need a diet pepsi too."

What am I? The grocery store? Did she give up shopping and just decide to raid my house instead?

Ahhh...another good reason to live far away from the in-laws! That and the whole "just thought I'd stop by" thing make it worth it, I guess.