LaraK
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So...we had to move again. We threw our stuff in some trash bags and are selling the old thread "as is"...just be careful of Slobbermouth's little gift in the corner.
We have some rules around here!
Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"
Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome....ok...if it's you're kid, you're allowed a moment of
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Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum
Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed
Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here
Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply
Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here
Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post
Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!
Rule #9 - You can post as often as you want, but you are expected to use the Dis as an excuse not to clean.
Rule #10- if you have never in your life used a drive thru ANYTHING (ATM/fast food/pharmacies/toll bridges/liquor store/marriage chapel) because you are concerned with the environment, you need not apply.
Rule #11 - If you follow rules, you may have a hard time getting along...so, well, I guess the other ten rules don't matter so much!
So throw those clothes on the floor, pull that chair over (make sure you put the phone book back under the broken leg of the chair) and join us for stress and guilt free fun!!!
It's been brought to our attention that we sometimes speak in "loser code"....I am adding things we think you should know to this first post....first, cleancom:
We have some rules around here!
Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"
Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome....ok...if it's you're kid, you're allowed a moment of
first Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum
Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed
Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here
Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply
Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here
Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post
Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!
Rule #9 - You can post as often as you want, but you are expected to use the Dis as an excuse not to clean.
Rule #10- if you have never in your life used a drive thru ANYTHING (ATM/fast food/pharmacies/toll bridges/liquor store/marriage chapel) because you are concerned with the environment, you need not apply.
Rule #11 - If you follow rules, you may have a hard time getting along...so, well, I guess the other ten rules don't matter so much!
So throw those clothes on the floor, pull that chair over (make sure you put the phone book back under the broken leg of the chair) and join us for stress and guilt free fun!!!
It's been brought to our attention that we sometimes speak in "loser code"....I am adding things we think you should know to this first post....first, cleancom:
Because that would just be creepy.
Hi everyone! I think we need drinks to celebrate the new home 
