The Last Word Mansion!

[Pam]

The State Troopers decide to investigate, starting with......... dun, dun, dun, dun - THE BASEMENT!! As they make their way past Nancy and Carol kitchen's a very confused Granny hobbles by, shrieking like a banshee. She is followed in hot pursuit by Sean, Pierce, Apolo, and Tom; aka The Cabana Boys. The "Boys" are smacking Granny on the butt with wet towels and giggling like naughty schoolboys.

The Troopers pull out their weapons (their GUNS, girls! ). I shield the "Boys" with my body. "Noooooooo," I scream. ""Not me Boys! Don't shoot me Boys, not even the furry, cute little critter!"

Weapons reholstered, the Troopers proceed cautiously through the mansion, although they do gaze in puzzlement at the sinkful of spaghetti....... I explain to them that it's Betty's turn to cook.

Jay and Kim peek out the door, turn several varying shades of red and mumble something about trying to set mouse traps........ and also that they go lost locating the IMAX theater.

 

[Dream]

MOUSETRAPS????

 

[Poohshoney]

ooooh - I LOVE my tag!!! Does Jeannie know the fairies?

 

[kejoda]

About that mouosetrap thingy can't we just get cats?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by kejoda
About that mouosetrap thingy can't we just get cats?

Apolowoks.

 

[kejoda]

Well at least he is getting cuter.

 

[lilboo]

MMmm...I agree. Instead of shaving the caterpillar off, he just had to let the rest of his hairfuzz grow in.

Later, folks!!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Good morning YaYas. Well, it looks like several YaYas are going to get a time out. Every time I turn my back things just get way out of hand.

Oh Pam, here dear, let me help you escort these fine officers to the basement. When they are done in the basement, I am sure one of them will need to come up to my room and write a report that I didn't hear anything since Beths stereo was turned up so loud and Carol had the bar open and the disco/laser light on. (Psst, someone go get Timothy out of the bedroom. Send him on some errands, loooooong errands)

Carol, love the tag! Isn't it cool to have YaYa sisters that have an "in" with the Tag Fairies? Oh, hope you get your bubble back soon. Tell you what, Beth and I will go out tonite, and you can have the room and Patrick all to yourself (Oh Beth, quit your whining)

Alright Miss Kim, Kama, Jay's Master, twitface, whatever you want to call yourself, just what is (or is not) going on with your honey Apolo? You are moving out of the basement and leaving him?! But why? I know he has been fickle lately, but if you crook a finger, put a smile on that face and do a special hula for him you will have him eating right out of the palm of your hand.

And no, Jay is not a bother. But we love to tease the "man of the mansion".

Go get 'em Betty!

Jeannie, Bwwwaahhaaaa

 

[Kama89]

Oye! I can't catch up until I get back from taking Cam to school, and then gotta go work out, annnnd by the time I get back ya'll will have probably gone from the mansion for day, leaving me all by myself. *Sniff* Alone to deal with all of the trauma I've endured over the last 24 hours. Sigh... what would I have done had Jay not been there for me!? He's always so good to me.

Alright Miss Kim, Kama, Jay's Master, twitface, whatever you want to call yourself, just what is (or is not) going on with your honey Apolo? You are moving out of the basement and leaving him?! But why? I know he has been fickle lately, but if you crook a finger, put a smile on that face and do a special hula for him you will have him eating right out of the palm of your hand.

But...but... *lip quivering* he hasn't even tried to fight for me.

 

[Apolo]

No fighting needed. I love Kimmy. She is mine and all I want.

 

[newmousecateer]

But...but... *lip quivering* he hasn't even tried to fight for me.

No fighting needed. I love Kimmy. She is mine and all I want.

Marilyn yells at Apolo "get that skinny hiney upstairs this instant! I want to talk to you!" Marilyn drags him up the stairs by his ear and rants "Look, YaYa's are allowed to call each other Dork, twitface, snotface, a bother, whatever! YOU, are to treat YaYa Kim with nothing but reverence. Got it chin boy?!)

Apolo runs to the basement, gets the jacuzzi started, lights candles, borrows champagne and strawberries from Timothy and anxiously awaits Kim's return)

To be continued......(after we see Kim's reaction)

 

[Dream]

Apolo's back
But Kim's out of Whack!
What will Kim do
Now that baby face is waiting to woo?
How will Jay fit into thisy
I think he will have a hissy!
Ever feel like our mansion is
Living in the world of show-biz???

 

[Meriweather]

Good morning!!

Here I get locked out of the mansion and you are all having a painting party!!
And 9 pages later...I think I'm caught up........as caught up as I will be!!

Carol....love the tag!! Did the tags fairies listen to little ole me? I suggested that monorail tag line I'm so honored.

Bonnie...good luck today. I'm sure the damage will like horrendous in the light of day

Michele.....congrats on the job

Betty....good luck today. I'm sure it will all be fine

Jennifer.....my bags are packed and I will swosh over to pick you up on pur way to Carol's......hope she gets back from shopping in time to get packed

Shopping and new tags should bring the bubbles back, Carol......and Roland's away for a few days too
Get those bags packed Jennifer and I are on the way!!

 

[Meriweather]

Ohhhh...ohhhhhhh.....I got my Ya Ya tag too!! Oh thank you of magnificent tag fairies!!

Kim...you can't abandon Apolo....what will he do without your influence? He needs your guidance in his life.

 

[Meriweather]

So.....everyone has deserted the mansion!!

Well, I'm off for now too. It is raining like crazy....so I'm going to go bake cookies....any requests?

Have a good day everyone.

Carol, you better have your bubbles back when you return

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Oh, Marilyn!!! I'm so sorry about the music and the lights.......After Patrick read Romeo & Juliet, both Carol and I were bawling and swooning. He and Mel decided we needed cheering up and THEY are the ones who cranked up the stereo and turned on the disco ball and laser lights. Still can't believe we danced the night away and missed all the ruckus going on downstairs!!

Thank you, Officer Horse. Please let us know when you apprehend the perpetrators of this ungodly mess! I will check with my housemates because we may want to press charges if the cabana boys are not able to get all this paint cleaned up.

Speaking of which.......BOYS!!.........BOYS!!!! .......BOYS!!!! STOP CHASING GRANNY YA YA AND GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP!!!!! PRONTO!!!!! Oh, my lovely white bearskin rug......the mirrors in the den.......what a disaster!

Carol, I LOVE your new tag!! Hope it helps bring back the bubbles.

Michele--best of luck with the new job! You go girl!!

Betty--we're all pulling for you here! Hurry back and tell us all about it!

Bonnie--how are things in the daylight? Don't let it get you down, remember THINGS can be replaced, it's the people we care about that can't.

Dream--I love the poetry!! So sweet!!

Kim--hurry back, I hear skates in the basement and I think a certain fuzz face is waiting for you!

Have a great day, all!!!

Beth

 

[jldriscoll]

Wait!!!! I just got back!!!

RATS!!! guess this means I have to go vaccum.....

 

[Pam]

Hmmmmm........ Nancy is off baking, Marilyn in interogating the Troopers (how did she learn to use those handcuffs!?! ) and Jenn is vacuuming..... those Cabana Boys sure look lonely and forlorn....

There's only one thing I can do......
TOGA PARTY!!!!!!!

Come on boys, adjust those towels, wrassle up a tray of frothy, non-alcoholic drinks with those cute little umbrellas and head out to the pool. I'm feeling generous, you can even bring Granny!
Pam

 

[newmousecateer]

Beth, you and Carol are forgiven. After all, who can resist Patrick reading and Mel trying to cheer you guys up? Oh, be ready by 7:00 tonite. The limo is picking up any YaYa's that want to partyyyyy! Where do you want to go YaYa's? (Beth, Carol gets Patrick to herself tonite. She said we can't come home before 2:00 A.M.!!)

Pam! I do not, I repeat, DO NOT want to see Granny in a toga! The only person allowed to ruin their eyesight with evil images like that is Jay.

Michele, congrats on the job!

Jodi, our little poet. We must get you published.

Bonnie, hang in there. We are all thinking of you. {{HUGS}}

Oh, and just a reminder to all who participated in the paint fiasco last night, a time-out=no cabana boys for 24 hours! Got it?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Pam

There's only one thing I can do......
TOGA PARTY!!!!!!!

Come on boys, adjust those towels, wrassle up a tray of frothy, non-alcoholic drinks with those cute little umbrellas and head out to the pool. I'm feeling generous, you can even bring Granny!

...TOGA PARTY!!!???!!!!

Elder YaYa Toga Fiesta!!!!!Wooohoo..where's my camera...I know Jay will want video footage....Come on Jodie shake that Southern MONEYMAKER like only you know how....Pam and Mar are leading the conga line!!!!!!
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