What you're about to read is Kim's lame-o attempt at catching up on the last 5 or so pages. I cannot be held responsible for anything I may say or do within this post, because....frankly I refuse to be responsible for much of anything...becauuuuse, that would mean I'd have to admit to being a grown up, annnnnd we all know that that's never going to happen. Soooo... if I forget anything or anyone, it's not my fault.
Ok, here we go!
Michele, Congrats on the new permanant position...for the year!! Have you said whe you're starting the new job?
Bonnie, How much damage was there?
Betty, How was your day!?!?!

Clean glasses even!? Woah! She's pullin' out all the stops for this job! Way to go Sketti!!
Pssst... Hey Ya Yas!? FYI....tomorrow is Sketti's birthday.
LOL Jeannie! Before I even got to your post about Jodie's "southern lilt" I have to admit, I was reading her post and thinking the very same thing!!!

I once had a guy tell me I had a southern accent.

Huh? I've lived here my entire life, where on Earth would I have gotten a southern accent?
Carol, Thanks so much for the stationery help offer. I'll take any and all hints I can get. Nancy emailed me with some instructions yesterday, and it looks fairly easy, although I haven't had the time to look into it yet, (I was too busy being swept off my feet and into Jay's room

) but once I do, I know that I'll get completely crazy with it and probably start making stationery out of everything I can get my hands on. Ooooh....you should see the lovely stationery Nancy made for me!!
Karen, I had nothing to do with the toenail painting ceremony, but I did see Elaine, Jodie, Beccy AND Jennifer digging through bottles of polish last night in one of the bathrooms. By the way... how are you feeling today?
Parent vent coming:
Cam's friend calls. Can Cameron come over? Sure, he can! I take him over. Briefly talk to dad about when to pick him up...oh, anytime he says. This is at 12:00. At 5:00, I am knocking on their door to retrieve my son. Dad answers door. "Oh, they were great... esp. considering they were on their own all day since I was out of commission." You were what? "Oh, I'm sick....flu. Been sick for days...wife is sick now too...coming home early from work". OH, well that's just PEACHY!! You invited my son over to your sick house so your son would have someone to play with while you stayed in the back room and threw up all day....thanks SO much!!!!
Vent over.
*Oh my!* He posted again.

I see Marilyn is trying to whip him into shape and teach him how to treat a woman. I don't know though.... I just don't know. Did he say he LOVES me?! Oh dear.

This is all getting very confusing. What do I do now? Where is Jay? Has he abandoned me now too!?!
*Kim plops down on the swing on the front porch of the mansion and thinks back, wondering when exactly her life began to get so complicated. *