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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the
same day, were led down to the room in which they
would their maker. The priest had given them last rites,
the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a
final prayer had been said among the participants.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked,
"Son, do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could
you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about
you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
same day, were led down to the room in which they
would their maker. The priest had given them last rites,
the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a
final prayer had been said among the participants.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked,
"Son, do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could
you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about
you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
