I think the phone call went something like this:
I have something to tell you about Disney, but I dont want you to get mad.
What?
For your birthday, Schmeb and I upgraded our resort from Pop to POFQ.
Oh. Well, thats nice. I did want to see what Pop was all about.
Ok, you can stay there next time, but theres a problem with POFQ.
Well, maybe we should just stay there.
We can have the WL for (insert ghastly amount here) a night.
Well, its up to you and Schmeb. How much do I owe you?
You dont understand, this is your birthday present from us.
Great. How much extra do I owe you.
YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR THIS. THIS IS OUR BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOU.
After that exchange, I think she finally got it. I dont know about the rest of you, but if my sisters were planning to upgrade our resort as a gift to me, Id just thank them and smile
Ive read that many people, when faced with paying for their trips, have to cancel because its just too much for them or they have had a change of plans. No offense to any of you, but I was hoping someone would cancel so we could book another moderate resort. Im glad to know that all of you are going to WDW as scheduled, and I look forward to seeing you all there. Ill be with the kid with the sticky lollipop and the pirate swords (he thinks he should get one for each time he rides PoC). Hell be poking you with the swords and sticking the lollipop to your brand new vacation clothes.
There was not another moderate to be had.
After all the talking back and forth, I made an executive decision because that is what obsessed trip planners do. We are going to the WL. We are going to enjoy our trip even if it kills us. Think Clark W. Griswold in the first Vacation movie. You all know that part when they drop Aunt Edna off at the funeral home in the pouring rain and he flips the crazy switch in the Family Queen Truckster. He even makes a reference to Disney in his tirade. Something about whistling Zip-a-dee-do-dah out of one of his orifices. I was almost to that point. Instead, I called CRO again (I know that have p.i.t.a. somewhere in their records under my name) and booked the WL at the AP rate for a woods view room (even all the great parking lot views were taken).
I called the sisters and informed them of our new accommodations. Schmebee happily agreed to fork over some extra cash, so the increase in price wasnt that bad. I will recoup the money this summer teaching grammar to a group of kids who didnt get it the first time, but thats not so bad. Also, Petes fell in love with the WL last summer when he and his parents went to WCC for lunch. If youre at the WL in early June look for the little guy standing by the stream with a sticky lollipop and pirate swords, but dont get too close.
The important thing is that we are going to Disney, as a family, to enjoy our first trip together and to make some magic.
I am praying for some pixie dust for the rest of our adventure
I have something to tell you about Disney, but I dont want you to get mad.
What?
For your birthday, Schmeb and I upgraded our resort from Pop to POFQ.
Oh. Well, thats nice. I did want to see what Pop was all about.
Ok, you can stay there next time, but theres a problem with POFQ.
Well, maybe we should just stay there.
We can have the WL for (insert ghastly amount here) a night.
Well, its up to you and Schmeb. How much do I owe you?
You dont understand, this is your birthday present from us.
Great. How much extra do I owe you.
YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR THIS. THIS IS OUR BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOU.
After that exchange, I think she finally got it. I dont know about the rest of you, but if my sisters were planning to upgrade our resort as a gift to me, Id just thank them and smile
Ive read that many people, when faced with paying for their trips, have to cancel because its just too much for them or they have had a change of plans. No offense to any of you, but I was hoping someone would cancel so we could book another moderate resort. Im glad to know that all of you are going to WDW as scheduled, and I look forward to seeing you all there. Ill be with the kid with the sticky lollipop and the pirate swords (he thinks he should get one for each time he rides PoC). Hell be poking you with the swords and sticking the lollipop to your brand new vacation clothes.
There was not another moderate to be had.
After all the talking back and forth, I made an executive decision because that is what obsessed trip planners do. We are going to the WL. We are going to enjoy our trip even if it kills us. Think Clark W. Griswold in the first Vacation movie. You all know that part when they drop Aunt Edna off at the funeral home in the pouring rain and he flips the crazy switch in the Family Queen Truckster. He even makes a reference to Disney in his tirade. Something about whistling Zip-a-dee-do-dah out of one of his orifices. I was almost to that point. Instead, I called CRO again (I know that have p.i.t.a. somewhere in their records under my name) and booked the WL at the AP rate for a woods view room (even all the great parking lot views were taken).
I called the sisters and informed them of our new accommodations. Schmebee happily agreed to fork over some extra cash, so the increase in price wasnt that bad. I will recoup the money this summer teaching grammar to a group of kids who didnt get it the first time, but thats not so bad. Also, Petes fell in love with the WL last summer when he and his parents went to WCC for lunch. If youre at the WL in early June look for the little guy standing by the stream with a sticky lollipop and pirate swords, but dont get too close.
The important thing is that we are going to Disney, as a family, to enjoy our first trip together and to make some magic.
I am praying for some pixie dust for the rest of our adventure