Wednesday Nov. 8th, continued
The Royal Swim
We follow our group to the roped off area which is now our own personal fish tank. We walk down the steps into the water. I had read so many reports about the grate you have to stand on. We stand on it barefoot and have no problems at all. The current is a bit strong and I find myself holding on to the fence behind me so I dont float out beyond the grate. The water is so deep that our weight doesnt really rest on the grate at all, so no feet boo boos for us.
Our trainer introduces us to our dolphins, Mussa and Regina. Here they are courtesy of Christine who acts like shes supposed to be standing there on the dock with her camera:
And heres a close-up:
I cant remember our trainers name so Ill just refer to him as Trainer. Trainer explains how we should put our hands together to get our kiss. You can see that Im a very good student as Im practicing while hes talking:
Its a bit unsettling as were standing there with our hands in position b/c I cant see which person the dolphin is going to. I get a little shock when its my turn as the dolphin is suddenly RIGHT THERE in front of me. I kiss her and then forget to turn toward the photographer. Apparently they call my name a few times and it finally dawns on me to look over. Heres my dolphin kiss:
Trainer instructs me to swim out for my hug. I swim out and turn around to face the other swimmers as well as the photographer on the dock. Trainer says to put my arms out with my palms up. Again, before I know it, the dolphin swims right up and is in my arms. Theyre quiet and hard to see so they constantly take me by surprise. I smile for my picture and then Trainer says to prepare for the foot push. Before I swim away, I look at Keith and confirm that thats the belly one. My brain is not working and I cant remember any of the instructions!!
I swim out to the middle of the tank and get ready. Im supposed to float on my belly with my feet pointing down toward the bottom of the water. Its really freaky floating in the middle of the water knowing that 2 dolphins are suddenly going to push you as hard as they can. Im floating there trying my best to see the dolphins swimming past me. I dont see them at all. Out of nowhere, I feel their pressure on my feet and Im suddenly flying through the air like Superman. I yell a WOOO like Im on a rollercoaster
what a feeling!! I fly all the way to the end of the tank where Mussa and Regina let me go and I fall into the water like from a diving board.
All I can say is AWESOME!! That right there was worth all the money I paid for the royal swim. That was one of the coolest things Ive ever done in my whole life! Unfortunately Christines battery died right before my foot push so she was changing them while I was flying through the air. So I dont have a picture of my Superman impression to show you. But its just as well b/c I dont love the thought of posting a picture of myself in a bathing suit on the internet!!
After me, Trainer calls for Stephanie. She gets her kiss and swims out for her hug. Heres my baby girl at one of the happiest moments of her life:
Trainer tells Stephanie to prepare for the dorsal pull. He reminds her to stand straight in the water with her hands out to her sides like a T. When she feels their fins, she is to grab hold of them. Im so glad Trainer is reviewing the instructions b/c many of us are having trouble remembering the details from the instruction video. I admit to being nervous watching my daughter out there all by herself. I now understand why 8 is the minimum age for this swim.
Mussa and Regina swim by and Steph successfully grabs their fins and gets a nice ride through the tank. Its like tubing without the boat. The dolphins are really fast! Heres Steph during her dorsal pull:
The current in the water is pretty strong and we are all holding the fence when its not our turn. When Trainer calls for Alyssas kiss, he instructs Keith to hold her life vest so she doesnt float away:
Alyssa swims out for her hug and Trainer says prepare for foot push. Alyssa does great and Christine gets the greatest picture of Alyssa coming out of the water:
Keith and the other swimmers get their turns. The last guy called is a bit weird as he keeps kissing the dolphin over and over. The photographer is yelling for him to look over but he wont put his cheek to her mouth. He just keeps kissing the dolphin again and again and again. I didnt know whether to laugh or tell him to get a room. Trainer gets him to stop eventually and we get to move on with the program.
Everyone has had their first turn and Trainer starts calling people out to do their remaining ride. I get called for my dorsal pull. This is it
my last turn. I remember the T and wait for Mussa and Regina. I feel their fins against my palms and close my hands around them and get my ride. Its basically a ride full of water in your face. Fun but nothing like the foot push! Heres my water-in-the-face ride:
When its Stephanies turn for the foot push, she doesnt get very high into the air and winds up falling on top of the dolphins!! Trainer has her go back and try again and instructs her not to bend her knees. He didnt tell anyone else that, I guess we all just kept our legs straight instinctively. Heres Stephanies flying through the air:
Heres a picture of Keith doing his dorsal pull. You can see just how much water gets thrown in your face:
While everyone is standing at the grate, Trainer tells us to stand at the end of the grate with our arms out and our palms down. Its pretty hard to keep our balance but before we know it, the dolphins are swimming right under our hands and we get to pet them. Its amazing how fast and quiet they swim, even right in front of us! Their skin doesnt feel rubbery, it feels more like smooth plastic.
Everyone has had both rides except for the blond girl. She refuses to do the foot push. Shes freaked out by how high you go and how you get dumped into the water at the end. Her boyfriend tries to talk her into it but she wont budge. I seriously consider asking if I can have her turn but I dont because I dont want to seem tacky. What a waste!!
I think the program is over at this point so Im pleasantly surprised when Trainer tells everyone to swim out and line up in the middle of the tank. He instructs us to put our hand straight up in the air. This signals the dolphins to come straight up out of the water:
Again Trainer tells us to pet the dolphins. We got so many swim-by pettings, we just kept doing it over and over. Trainer gets cute and tells us to move our hands in the water. Mussa and Regina splash us back:
Trainer tells us to put our arms up in the air and spin around in the water. Before we know it, Mussa and Regina are copying the spin right in front of us:
Then Trainer gives the dolphins a command and they swim around the tank at full speed and suddenly jump way out of the water and dive back in. WOW!! I didnt realize we would get a performance like this. Its unbelievably cool. Its like being in the tank at a Sea World show!
We get a few more swim-by pettings. On the second to last swim-by, one of the dolphins jams my thumb. I thought I had imagined it but Steph noticed and said the dolphin came at my hand. It hurt for a few minutes but then went away. I really dont know why that happened. But it doesnt stop me from putting my hands out for the last swim-by.
Its time to say goodbye to our dolphins. Here they are saying goodbye:
We leave our tank and follow the group back to the front. Chuck and the boys are still on the bench, looking incredibly hot. They come with us to return the life vests and see the video. We get seated in another room with benches and someone comes in to check the spelling on our names. It only takes a few minutes and we relive the whole royal swim on the TV in front of us. Im back from laa-laa land and the whole time Im wondering just how much this video costs.
After the video, we are instructed to go to the gift shop (naturally) to view our photographs. The magic ends here as the photos and video are insanely expensive and Chuck, having sat in the heat with 3 boys, wants to get back to the beach. There are tons of pictures and the girl quotes us $120 for all pictures plus the video. The video itself is $50 and the individual pictures are $15 or $20. Chuck just laughs at her. Not good
Im now feeling very discouraged. Christine starts going through the shots she has but its hard to tell how good they are. Its very crowded, Stephanie wants everything in the store, the boys are starting to wander off
we need to get out of here!!
Chuck tries to haggle over the pictures but they wont budge. It doesnt seem like theyre allowed to do that. I decide to buy one picture of Stephanies hug b/c its straight on and Christines is a profile. I forego the picture of myself doing the foot push (the bathing suit thing again). The Boots buy the DVD and some pictures and we get out of there.
We make it out of the gift shop unscathed (barely) and walk back to our stuff on the beach. The kids munch on the cereal I had packed from Topsiders. The granola is suddenly very popular. We buy some soda and do some more swimming/snorkeling. Kevin still refuses to go into the water with the pish. Ive tortured him enough for one day so I forego dunking him again. Christine finds some native creatures:
And another creature:
I get the snorkel gear on and go out without kids. Stephs tooth still hurts and she doesnt want to go with me. Im just grateful she didnt lose the thing in the dolphin tank. I swim all the way out where Keith showed me and saw a good amount of fish. Its nice and relaxing just floating out there by myself.
Its been about an hour and a half since the gift shop and we want to get back to the ship. Neither of us want to spend money on food here. But Keith wants to stay and has just ordered nachos. We tell them that well just take separate cabs back but unfortunately for Keith, Christine wants to go back too. Chuck tries to mediate a solution between the two of them and I have to poke him and mumble for him to stay out of it.
Of course Christine wins and Keith and their kids scarf down their nachos and we pack up. It's a bit uncomfortable for us cheapskates when Steph asks for some of their nachos. Keith shares with her and I feel incredibly guilty.
We walk out of Chankanaab and there are numerous cabs waiting to take cruisers back and we have no problem finding a van to fit all of us. We make it back to the pier area and split from the Boots who want to do some shopping.
We just want to get back to the ship and find food. We make it back on board and order room service. We enjoy relaxing in the room until its time to clean up for dinner.
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