The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[Carol_]

No...obviously.
What shoes?
Wrong is wrong, and icing is why we eat cake.

Ok. Over is correct. I mistyped.
Keep your outside dirt outside even if you drag it in on your bare feet. Scrub all your paws upon entering.
Whipped cream is very nearly its own food group.
Frosting is for self-induced diabetes. It’s cloying and it needs to be stopped. Unless it’s peanut butter flavored atop a banana-flavored cupcake.

I have spoken.

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

There is NOT a correct way to load the dishwasher.

That is all.

You and my husband agree..but I don't agree with either of you lol

If you ask my husband though he likes that I dislike the way he loads the dishwasher. It means I have taken on that task (rather than being a shared household chore) and he no longer has to worry about doing it

 

[Heather07438]

Please, please, pleeeease tell me how you butter your bread so I can inform you how you should be doing it.

Butter needs to be 63f. Then it's DH's job to butter our bread while I put out dinner. He's the one who won't let me call it 'butter bread'! He makes me call it Bread and Butter if I want a slice, lol.

He did win the TP battle when we first met. He gave a good argument why it should hang in the front.

 

[leebee]

I’d love to go out in a blaze of glory, but I’ll save it for another day.


Even though she doesn’t come here anymore, I still say @jevs is wrong for saying Vegemite is gross

Except it IS...

 

[MillauFr]

I don’t care when WDW opens again.

Agreed but only because WDW is inferior to DL.

 

[Heather07438]

Agreed but only because WDW is inferior to DL.

Fake

 

[kimblebee]

Butter needs to be 63f. Then it's DH's job to butter our bread while I put out dinner. He's the one who won't let me call it 'butter bread'! He makes me call it Bread and Butter if I want a slice, lol.

He did win the TP battle when we first met. He gave a good argument why it should hang in the front.

It’s because toilet paper shouldn’t have a mullet.

 

[Sabeking]

This Corona thing is ruining all the drug busts and idiot watching on Live PD!

 

[DisLiss]

I've long wondered, are Vegemite and Marmite the same? Similar? Not at all alike? I've developed a taste for Marmite, but I've never had Vegemite.

They are not the same. The Marmite, to me, is saltier. The Vegemite is like a more mellow Marmite.

 

[low-key]

ya all have bad breath

 

[kaytieeldr]

If I hear or read any version of, "...in these ____ times" one. more. time, i swear I'm going to lose it.

 

[MillauFr]

Fake

Then why did Disney put the inferior rides in Florida?

Jones is far better than Dinosaur
Raidiator Springs is far better than Test Track
Pirates in Florida is a joke compared to the ride in California
Space Mountain is far better in California
Autotopia is much better in California
Buzz Lightyear is much better in California
Grizzly River run is much better than Kali

 

[ronandannette]

Butter needs to be 63f. Then it's DH's job to butter our bread while I put out dinner. He's the one who won't let me call it 'butter bread'! He makes me call it Bread and Butter if I want a slice, lol.

He did win the TP battle when we first met. He gave a good argument why it should hang in the front.

Oh good Lord, where is that pearl-clutching smilie when we need it?

 

[Katie Little]

Agreed but only because WDW is inferior to DL.

** This GIF is not an endorsement or political statement anyway and is purely meant as a funny meme. But you're still wrong about DL being better than WDW.

 

[mommy2allyandaveri]

Social Distancing is the DUMBEST phrase.

I think social distancing will be added to webster's dictionary

Cool Whip and Miracle Whip are gross. While I accept some in my family may like Cool Whip, I will NEVER let Miracle Whip darken my doorstep.

TEAM OVER THE TOP FOR THE WIN.

Cool whip is good, miracle whip is NOT.

There is NOT a correct way to load the dishwasher.

That is all.

Agree

 

[MillauFr]

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** This GIF is not an endorsement or political statement anyway and is purely meant as a funny meme. But you're still wrong about DL being better than WDW.

But why do they put better rides in California?

 

[Katie Little]

But why do they put better rides in California?

Listen Linda! I'll consent that DL is better than MK. But to say that DL is better than WDW as a whole is a bit of a stretch.

 

[MillauFr]

Listen Linda! I'll consent that DL is better than MK. But to say that DL is better than WDW as a whole is a bit of a stretch.

What I can't understand is when presented with massive amounts of space and a far bigger budget why did they put lousy rides in Florida? Florida should be a far better experience than California given they didn't have the same constraints Disney did in Anaheim.

 

[Bianca and Bernard]

It's pop.

It's not soda. Soda is something white and powdery that you use for baking or to absorb odors in your freezer.

It's not Coke. "What kind of Coke do you want?" "Orange Fanta" is not a conversation that should be going on anywhere.

It's pop.

 

[VandVsmama]

Then why did Disney put the inferior rides in Florida?

Jones is far better than Dinosaur
Raidiator Springs is far better than Test Track
Pirates in Florida is a joke compared to the ride in California
Space Mountain is far better in California
Autotopia is much better in California
Buzz Lightyear is much better in California
Grizzly River run is much better than Kali

I AGREE!