The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[pahoben]

Which pandas are better?

or

I hate pandas. Mean as a snake and trying to lure you in with an innocent look so they can bite you and give you rabies. They are so unprepared for life that two or three humans with nothing better to do have look after each of them. Their babies look like itty bitty monsters before they grow in to their cuddly disguise.

Evil dangerous creatures they are.

 

[kimmar067]

I hate pandas. Mean as a snake and trying to lure you in with an innocent look so they can bite you and give you rabies. They are so unprepared for life that two or three humans with nothing better to do have look after each of them. Their babies look like itty bitty monsters before they grow in to their cuddly disguise.

You. DIDN'T. answer. the. question.

 

[pahoben]

You. DIDN'T. answer. the. question.

Okay okay. The black and white ones remind me of penguins that I also hate so the red ones are better.

 

[kimmar067]

Okay okay. The black and white ones remind me of penguins that I also hate so the red ones are better.

...okay then...

 

[pahoben]

...okay then...

So which one do you like the best?

 

[kimmar067]

So which one do you like the best?

....in my eyes, ALL pandas are God's gift, so they're all great.


























[I like the red ones too.]

 

[Starwarsfan2]

....and you know this firsthand because.....?

I read it on the Internet. If you don't believe me, go down under and try it. Make sure to get video on your phone, and do a trip report when you get back.

 

[kimmar067]

I read it on the Internet. If you don't believe me, go down under and try it. Make sure to get video on your phone, and do a trip report when you get back.

Okie dokie.

 

[easyas123]

All this penguin and panda hate has given me the courage to admit my own Mother & Son HATE manatees. Not the kinda thing one likes to admit in civilized company, but there you have it.

Margarine is disgusting.

 

[Starwarsfan2]

Okie dokie.

I think you are supposed to say something clever but mean in response.

 

[kimmar067]

I think you are supposed to say something clever but mean in response.

.........welllllll, okayyyyyy.......okie dokey, jerk.

 

[kimmar067]

.........welllllll, okayyyyyy.......okie dokey, jerk.

....waaaaaait, wait, wait.....I didn't mean that......okie dokey, Dark-sider......

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

If you throw Vegemite in the toilet and flush it, it spins around clockwise.

Not mine.

By the way my friend tried to throw vegemite into the toilet once. Things didn't go well.

 

[Starwarsfan2]

.........welllllll, okayyyyyy.......okie dokey, jerk.

That's better, hurtful, but better.

 

[kimmar067]

New topic:

....in the Vegetable Kingdom, the REAL rulers are the corn cobs, because they hear EVERYTHING.

 

[Carol_]

New topic:

....in the Vegetable Kingdom, the REAL rulers are the corn cobs, because they hear EVERYTHING.

Potatoes have eyes, so...

 

[kimmar067]

Potatoes have eyes, so...

....and THEY are the queens.......DUH. Everybody KNOWS that behind every great corn there's a fantastic potato next to them.

 

[Shelly F - Ohio]

Corn has been stalking all of us and giving us an ear full. And isnt corn behind all this Corona virus stuff.

 

[pahoben]

....in my eyes, ALL pandas are God's gift, so they're all great.


























[I like the red ones too.]

So you enjoy that people are bitten by these mean animals and suffer horrible disfigurement from the sharp teeth and disease ridden saliva. You must really treasure rats that scurry around in the dark.

 

[JimMIA]

So you enjoy that people are bitten by these mean animals and suffer horrible disfigurement from the sharp teeth and disease ridden saliva. You must really treasure rats that scurry around in the dark.

As slow as they move, I'd guess that one would have to really go out of their way to get bitten by a panda. And considering how cute they are, their saliva couldn't possibly be anything but sweet and harmless.